This post is sponsored by Neato Robotics. Thanks, Neato!
When I was growing up, it was absolutely impossible to shop for my dad at his birthday and the holidays. There was nothing he wanted, and there was nothing I could think of that he might want. Infuriatingly, when we’d ask him what he wanted he’d always say some malarkey like, “I don’t need anything. I just want to spend the day with you guys.” I remember thinking, “Um…that’s sweet and all, Dad, but what stuff do you want?” (Because we all want stuff.)
Well, bad news for me, because now that Mike is a dad I’m transported back to the frustration of my childhood. Mike’s birthday is next week and he says he doesn’t want anything. Whenever I suggest something, he has a reason for why he doesn’t want it: “When am I going to get the time to use that?” “Where would I put it?” And my favorite: “That sounds like a nice gift, but I don’t know if it’s right for me.” Eventually, he dropped a line on me that made me feel like I was twelve again, “I don’t need anything. I just want to spend the day with you.”
As annoying as this is, I didn’t give up trying to think of what to get Mike – because he IS getting something whether he likes it or not. I was pacing my home, thinking, when I suddenly had an epiphany upon looking down at our hardwood floors. You see, I’d always dreamed of having hard wood floors in my home, and it was a major selling point of our house for me. Upon moving in, we learned that hard wood floors get dirty fast. And, because we have a dog and two kids running around the house all the day, the floors always have tumbleweeds of hair hiding in the corners. This drives Mike nuts, and he is always pulling out the vacuum to suck up the mess (win for me!). The floors look great… until two minutes later when they’re a mess again (because kids and dog).
All of that hair….
So what was my epiphany? To get him an automatic vacuum – specifically one of these Neato vacuums.
It will keep the hard wood floors clean (okay, cleaner) without his having to pull out the vacuum every five minutes. Beyond that, the Back to the Future fan in him will think it’s super cool to have a vacuum that is a robot.
Does anyone else have a vacuum like this? I’m thinking that the dog will hate it but the kids will probably be entertained for hours!
Happy early birthday, Mike! Hahahaha!
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Glenda says:
I have a roomba that hubby had to buy. He loves it! Keeps the wood floors shiny.
Sasha says:
I have a roomba. We don’t have any kids, but we DO have three cats and a dog and a fairly small house. I LOVE my roomba. It’s drawbacks are that it takes a while to run, and it’s a little noisy, and it WILL get stuck on some obstacles (loose quarter round that we have not nailed down for some reason, throw rugs, a floor vent that doesn’t really fit in it’s hole). For me, though, the drawbacks are outweighed by the fact that it VACUUMS FOR ME.
Kay says:
Somehow I just think Rigby is not going to be a fan….major barking coming right up!!!!
Erin says:
We’ve been considering one of these. Do you know of any discount codes?
Heather says:
YES! Here’s a $50 rebate! http://www.neatorobotics.com/rebate-offer/
Anna says:
You’ll have to let us know how you like it! I had a Roomba and it was great at first, then quickly became useless. Lucky for me, the house we live in now has terra-cotta tile floors that hide dirt and dog hair like a dream!
Shannon says:
We have a Roomba..and will never NOT have one. When one dies…we immediately replace it!
Kerri says:
Do you have carpeted areas as well? I have been considering getting a Roomba to help with the hair…2 retrievers and 4 kids. I don’t really help the situation either as I constantly shed like a husky when summer’s coming. I’m wondering how it does on both carpet and hardwood. Give us an updated review when you’ve had it a while.
Heather says:
Yes, the kids’ bedrooms are carpeted. And I feel you on the shedding! There’s so much long hair on the floor and I know I’m part of the problem! I’ll let you know how the vacuum works, I’m ordering it this week!
Kerri says:
Thank you! And let me apologize for not inserting the word “please” in that last sentence.
Patricia Bullock says:
A note of caution: my coworker had one. He put it on and went for a shower. While showering, the dog pooped on the floor and not only did the Roomba run it over…but spread it around as well.
Not saying that would happen to you or anyone else. He is a bit unlucky, poor guy.
Heather says:
OMG! What a nightmare! Although I chuckled a little, heheh
Sasha says:
Yeah, we had an animal poop Roomba disaster once. Luckily, the Roomba is very modular and you can take it apart to clean each piece individually. It made the whole sorry incident much easier to rectify.
Becky says:
I have a new puppy and haven’t even thought about this happening…thanks for the heads-up! I will be double checking before I start my robot from now on. I for sure don’t want to have one of these disasters!!
Becky says:
I have a Neato (not this model though) my husband bought it for Christmas last year. I need to buy a new battery for it because lately it seems to not stay charged for long. But it is VERY entertaining not just for the kids but for myself! It is super smart and remembers the layout of your home. As to going from hardwood to carpet it goes back and forth no problem! It will get stuck under things from time to time or like on a random sock and get “confused” if something gets moved in its way. One thing I find it doesn’t do well is get close to corners or baseboards or pick up little pebbles it will move them around with it but when you go to pick up the machine they all fall out. (Kids constantly bring home pebbles from school/daycare) I constantly have a little fight with it when I want it to clean a certain room and it wants to start somewhere else. My hubby thinks it is quite comical that I fight with the robot but I have been called hard-headed a time or two! Enjoy you will love it! And you will be amazed how much it picks up even after using your regular vacuum!!!
Becky says:
Also I have to say as I was reading your post I was getting more excited by each line thinking you had solved my problem of what to get for my dad and my husband as they both do the same as yours…but I have a robot any other ideas?? Also I sounded pretty negative in my comment but I have to say I really do love the Neato robot. It works great and I have already convinced my mom and best friend to get one too.
Anna says:
My parents have one, and I kind of hate it. My husband and I were living with them while we were saving up for a house, and it was always in the way, took forever to run, and was so loud it was hard to work or watch TV. Not to mention the animal poop/vomit incidences like someone else was talking about above. That being said, though, I know lots of people who love them (including my dad, I think my mom just tolerates it). I’m also not really bothered my hair or dirt so I can go longer before vacuuming, lol!
Anna says:
*Incidents, gah!
Katie Gonzalez says:
We have one but the battery won’t hold a charge any more it makes it down the hall then goes “nope.” And makes its way home lol
Nicole says:
I just laughed and laughed at Katie’s comment.
Paula R. (fka preTzel) says:
My son owns the Roomba and loves it. He is buying his wife the Roomba mop for Christmas.