Annabel was in a stroller back when I bought my laptop, and I remember the sales guy saying to me, “You should buy the warranty, because kids have a way of screwing up technology.” I remember saying, “Oh, I’ll never let my kids use my tech!” Oh, younger Heather. So innocent and stupid. Now my kids pounce on my phone or computer whenever I’m dumb enough to leave them unattended, although they still do plenty of damage when we allow them to use our tech, like:
~Tweet game scores:
Hahahaha, James always does this to Mike and it cracks me up.
~Tweet YouTube links:
Of course, then James does this to me, so I guess that’s what I get for laughing.
I have a feeling this was a team effort between Annabel and James, because she recently discovered emojis.
~Close incoming text messages
This is the worst! Annabel now knows to tell me if something pops up on the screen, but James…not so much. I’ve watched him hit the “close” button, that little poop.
~They delete your apps
And you have no idea until you need that app.
~OR they move them around:
This makes me crazy because I organize my apps by type, and then alphabetically SHUT UP.
I have a landline so I can call my phone when my kids lose it.
~They add “id’fohviqerh iso” into the middle of your work when you leave your computer unattended:
AND MIKE NEVER NOTICED UNTIL I TOLD HIM AFTER IT WAS PUBLISHED LOL FOREVER.
Take a million photos:
The selfie game is strong with this one.