I recently revealed my criminal past, but I didn’t tell you about ALL of my nefarious doings as a kid. With Easter approaching I think it is time I finally admit that, as a first grader, I fixed my elementary school’s Easter Egg Hunt. Oh, and I had an accomplice… my Mom!
The Great Easter Egg Swindle!
April 21st, 2011Comments: 20
Easter – Some Say Scarier Than Halloween
April 20th, 2011Comments: 42
Yesterday was the day my mother and I decided to take Annabel to see the Easter Bunny. Annie was totally chill with Santa a few months ago. Of course, since then she’s learned to walk and her tendencies towards violence when she doesn’t get her way have gotten stronger, so really, we didn’t know what…
A Rash Reaction
April 19th, 2011Comments: 95
When you find out you’re going to have a baby girl, your mind goes to all the cute little shoes and dresses you can give them, the games they’ll play, the hair you can braid. You don’t think about the diapers and the spit up and the boogers. And you ESPECIALLY don’t think about how…
Toddler Food Taste Test!!!
April 19th, 2011Comments: 84
Making sure that Annie eats well is important to me, so the fact that she doesn’t have much interest in toddler food is driving me a little crazy. “I don’t blame her,” Heather said last night when Annie refused another spoonful of toddler food. “Look at that stuff. Would you eat it?” That got me…
The Time I Went To New Orleans And Spoiled The Ending Of “Se7en”
April 18th, 2011Comments: 24
As Mike mentioned, I had a trip scheduled this past weekend to speak at the Mom 2.0 Summit. I didn’t want to leave when Jackie! was having her surgery in Los Angeles. And yes, as Mike said, I cried a lot, thanks for telling everyone and ruining my street cred, Mike. But I was convinced…