I have come to the realization that I will always have a butt. I am wearing these jeans today that are that stonewashed color, really pale blue…sort of 80’s, in a way. And I feel as though they accentuate my butt. As do the construction workers over on San Fernando Avenue. After I heard some comments…

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I‘m hearing all this commotion about a sniper in a building that near the 5 freeway. Because of his proximity to the freeway, the 5 is closed in both directions all around him. And the 134 is closed around him, too. I love it when traffic is even worse than normal. Now I’m hearing the…

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That damn baby commercial is for Amtrak. I now officially hate Amtrak. ALL because of that baby commercial. Actually, I should have hated Amtrak before because my gramma was riding in one of their trains back in 2000 and the damn thing DERAILED and bruised up my grammy but good. So, Amtrak, YOU SUCK! And,…

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There is this commercial that the local radio stations are playing here in L.A. I have no idea what it is advertising because it makes my blood boil when I hear it. There is some dude interpreting baby talk. And that is what drive me fucking crazy – the sound of that baby’s voice. First,…

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I have a moral dilemma for tomorrow. It’s a half day at work, meaning everyone will be gone at 1. It’s also a half day for my NYC office, which means when I get here they will be leaving. The Boss isn’t coming in. He told me that I could come whenever, leave whenever, do…

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