Sometimes I like to pretend I’m someone else. Not because I don’t like who I am now, but just to spice things up. My friends and I have been in the practice of giving fake names at bars for several years now. We know to always use our bar identities when skeezy men come up…

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Five days is a long time to not update this mutha. I was out of the office on Thursday, and then I was sick on Friday. A bad, horrible, vomit-inducing headache, among other things, was to blame for that one. So I was away from my desk and my evil work computer, and I didn’t…

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I don’t know what it is, but I am one of those people that strangers think they can safely approach. I guess this goes back to my whole thing about being short and blonde and stuff, so I don’t look like the type to be packing heat. I’ve just always kept in the back of my…

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Suddenly I’ve been getting all these crazy hits on this site. Who are you people and how are you finding me? It makes me so curious to know who is reading this stuff. Even if you get here by doing a search for “Lisa Marie Presley Imposter.” What? I don’t think I ever wrote about that,…

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