Giveaway: Kitchen Awesomeness

by Heather on October 4, 2010

in Win Stuff

When I moved in with Mike, he had a fridge that I’m pretty sure was from the 1950′s. It was…not pretty. But beyond the looks, it was an awful fridge. It froze over all the time. We would have to defrost the entire thing at least once a week. We did this for YEARS. And finally I said, ENOUGH OMG I CANNOT LOSE ONE MORE GALLON OF ICE CREAM!

Then the opportunity came along for us to get a new refrigerator from Sears and Kenmore. It is shiny. Meet Freeman the Fridge. I named it Freeman, because it is distinguished like the actor Morgan Freeman.

freeman

It doesn’t freeze over, so my ice cream is in perfect condition. This makes me hug it.

hug

It has a special spot JUST for Mike’s Diet Cokes.

coke

This is me proposing to it.

proposal

So I know you’re like, yeah, yeah, The Spohrs got a fridge, WHAT DO I GET? Well, You’re in luck.

Sears just introduced a whole bunch of amazing new small appliances for the kitchen, stuff that I’m kind of drooling over (especially if I baked).

Just go to their Facebook page, then come back here and leave a comment telling me which appliance you want to win, and what you would name said appliance. Yes, I am requiring you to name an inanimate object. Everyone needs to use their imagination at least once a day.

If random.org picks you? You get that appliance. It’s pretty stinking awesome.

Contest closes on Thursday at midnight pacific time. Winner will be announced Friday-ish. Sorry non-Americans, this one is only for US Citizens. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.

DISCLOSURE:
Sears and Kenmore provided me with this fridge, which I will be paying taxes on. All opinions are my own. Disclosure for the win! That’s right, FTC!

UPDATE:
And the winner is…number 1302, Jennifer!

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1 @linzlovesyou October 4, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Oh man… stand mixer… blender… food processor… how’s a girl supposed to decide with all that sexy shiny metal?

2 Cassandra October 5, 2010 at 6:04 am

I would love the red stand mixer and I would nba ame it the beast because it would mix and beat and whip everything like nobody’s business! I have been eyeing these for awhile now and NEED a new one. I have my mother-in laws old one from like the 50′s, seriously!

3 Brie @ Brie Fit October 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm

I need a new food processor! Mine wobbles precariously when I use it and I’m certain one day I’ll wind up with hummus all over the counter.
Brie @ Brie Fit´s last [type] ..Twitchy

4 Stacey October 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm

I would like the toaster oven and I would name him Herman. I don’t really know why the name Herman. It was just the first name that popped into my head, and I think Herman is perfectly acceptable for a cool, modern toaster oven.

5 Sara Kelley October 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Oh, we would love the stand mixer! My husband is a self professed gastrosexual and is obsessed with Alton Brown, so in honor of his obsession it would have to be named Alton.

6 @linzlovesyou October 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Annd, I suck. I’d probably name them Stan. Because Sexy Stainless Steel Stan just has a ring to it. ;)

7 Jessika October 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm

COFFEE POT! In love.

8 chelsadilla October 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

It really seems like a stand mixer named Sir Mix-a-lot is the only way to go!

9 lindsay October 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

I need the toaster oven (hello, single gal—I live on reheated food). I want the mixer. So function rules— The toaster oven. i would name him BLT (brave little toaster). I love that movie.

10 Britt October 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

The food processor (maybe I can get rid of the tiny one I inherited with the rest of my husband’s bachelor appliances) and I would name him Chaz because I like names with the letter z (the world praises my lack of children)

11 Mindy October 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

The stand mixer……omg……I need it.

12 Mindy October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

oops…forgot the name.

Charlie would be his name.

13 Natasha October 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

That proposal pic is freaking funny. Your fridge is shineyyyyyy. I like shiney.

Hmm. I’m in need of a new food processor. In fact, I’m in need of one period. I don’t own one. Everything around here gets chopped by hand. And I’m a child of the late 80′s! Doesn’t that mean I’m supposed to be part of this tech generation? Eh, guess that doesn’t make me immune to the broke college years.

I’ll call it Wilma. It’ll remind me of the days of Fred, Wilma, and Pebbles. That poor Wilma never got to experience the magnificence of a food processor!

14 Maria October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Coffee Grinder and Brewer! I would name it Mr. Roasty.

15 JRaePhelan October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

The stainless steel food processor – I shall call him WhirlyBird.

16 Nic October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

I would love the toaster over. I would probably call him Owen. Owen the Oven.

17 Trish October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

The food processor! Please let me win the food processor! I don’t have one, and could really use it. And I would name it Edward, after Edward Scissorhands. :)

18 Anne L. October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

The toaster oven! I would name him Slick.

19 Emily E October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Our toaster SUCKS. I have to cut the bread into two pieces to get it to fit. So I’d definitely like the 4 slice toaster! I’d name it Bob. Because I name everything Bob.

20 Sharon H October 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm

It would have to be the toaster oven. I am thinking it would be a girl, and I would call her Sally.

21 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm

The toaster oven! McToasty (as in McDreamy) is what I would call that hot little thing.

22 Debbie October 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm

i would LOVE the black stand mixer and he wwould be dubbed “sir mix-a-lot”

23 Lindsay C October 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm

I want that coffee grinder and brewer so bad. I would name him Ewan McGregor because that’s who I would prefer to have waking me up in the morning.

24 Kim October 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm

oh em gee, best giveaway ever!

I would get the food processor, because I don’t own one, and I want to make pesto and latkes. Not at the same time. I would name my food processor Frankie P., as in Freaking Radical Awesome, Now Kim Is Effortlessly Processing.

Though let’s be honest, I also want the coffee maker and the stand mixer and the coffee grinder/brewer.

Oh, Random.org, please pick me.
Kim´s last [type] ..Iceland Wants to be Your Friend

25 Stacey G October 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Oooo the red stand mixer. And her name would be Cherie.

26 Tammy October 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

Oh my. I want that red stand mixer. Love it! I would call her Penelope. She looks like a Penelope. Or a Roxanne.

27 Lisa October 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

My 25 yr old food processor just broke, so I’d LOVE to have that new Kenmore food processor! :D

28 Lisa October 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Oops….my new food processor would be named Sir Mix-A-Lot! :)

29 Kathy Josephson October 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I would love the red stand mixer. I would name it Chuck because like Chuck Norris it would take no crap from anyone or anything. Also, because like Chuck, the red one is sexy…

30 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I would pick the food processor. Her name would be Freida. She looks like a Freida, doesn’t she?

31 Jos October 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm

I would like the 2 slice toaster – it would match my other stainless Kenmore Elite appliances! I would name it Teddy. It’s the first name I thought when I saw it. Teddy the Toaster.

32 divrchk October 4, 2010 at 1:50 pm

The blender is gorgeous and would be called Barney.

33 pseudostoops October 4, 2010 at 1:50 pm

I would like a coffee pot because- get this- WE DON’T HAVE ONE. It sucks as much as you’d imagine. I’d name it Giles, because it would be like my morning coffee valet.

34 Kristen October 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Dear Heather, Sears & Kenmore, and Random. org,

I need to be the winner of this giveaway, and there are three very important reasons why.

1. I, too, feel compelled to propose lifelong marriage to the new Spohr fridge.
2. I don’t have a toaster. The reason I do not have a toaster (and therefore, never any toast, which makes me very sad) is that my parents and husband hate me. You see, this is the only explanation I can tease out of the facts, which are these: I love toast, everyone knows so. I was given a beautiful fancy-schmany 4-slice as a birthday gift when I turned 21. Seriously. I loved it. My parents? They stole it. They are still harboring the poor kidnapped dear in their cabinets. As for my husband, he guilt-tripped me into letting him get a toaster OVEN, the only thing with which I am able to do is light food on fire. And now we live in an apartment too small for the toaster oven, so he gave it away, so now not even HE can make me toast.
3. If I win this toaster (THIS toaster: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=227097&id=163543331932#!/photo.php?pid=5375533&id=163543331932&ref=fbx_album&fbid=419281926932), I will love it. Just like Heather, I will give it hugs and possibly kisses, though probably without tongue, since I don’t want to be electrocuted. I will call it Handsome and threaten to leave my husband for it whenever he misbehaves. To prove my point, I might bring it to bed sometimes. Obviously, I’d clean the crumbs out first.

I hope you can hear me, Random.org. I really need this toaster to make my life complete. I mean, my son is amazing and growing like a weed, my family is healthy and happier every day, I am working toward some really exiting things in my life, but…. man, this would really be the cherry on top, if you know what I’m saying.

Much love (of toast),
Kristen

35 AnEmily October 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Oooh. I would definitely choose that grinder/brewer coffee maker. And I would call it Hal.

36 Susan October 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I want the bright red mixer and would call it Tanis(after my favorite redneck Mommy.)

37 Karyn October 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I would get the magnetic induction and name it Susie Sizzler! Seriously though how great would it be to have an extra burner every once in awhile!

38 meghan October 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

I would to love to win the induction cooktop! How great to have an extra burner during all the holiday parties.

39 Rachel October 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

the mixer…..i want that pretty pretty stand mixer

40 heather October 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm

Oh I definitely want that coffee pot….my dream is to have a hot cup of coffee….since my current one does not produce **hot** coffee – this one would be a dream and his name would definitely be JOE!

41 Sarah Macon October 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Oh em geeeee stainless coffee pot puh-lease!!! Name is Shilpa, or get off the pot. We still have my husbands from college and it SUCKS at life and coffee.

42 Kris October 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm

I would get the stainless steel food processor and I would call him Phil.

43 Kate October 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm

OMG THE BLENDER. My blender is a $15 no-name from Target because I had a really nice old one from my parents, the base cracked, and it was no longer usable. The one I have now is way too weak to make the smoothies I like, and I am routinely broken hearted by this. However, I am also a law student with no money!

I would name my blender after Cameron from Modern Family. Cameron seems like a smoothie-maker, and also: I name all my appliances after fictional characters. My phone is named Hiro Nakamura from Heroes, my computer is Archie Johnson from CSI (the computer geek!), my iPod is FRANK XAVIER’S FRANKENPOD (from a short story I wrote; I guess you had to be there for that one).

Naming appliances is AWESOME. I have not named my fridge or stove here because this is an apartment, and rental appliances do not earn names. That’s right, fridge and stove; you are not mine, and are therefore lesser beings.

44 elizabeth October 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm

I want the toaster oven! Growing up my grandmother always used toaster ovens and as soon as I moved out of my house a toaster oven was my first purchase, but it has stopped working and isn’t so pretty. If I won the toaster oven I would call her Sally.

45 Deanna October 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm

I realllllllllllly want the Coffee Grinder. I would name him Ben after the hot barista at Starbucks that this coffee pot would replace.

Thanks for the contest Heather and congrats Freeman.

46 Meghan October 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

Food processor..for sure. I’d totally name him Chick. See, my food processor cracked and now it’s a major PITA to make hummus…aka CHICKpeas…hence the name. I’m a dork like that.

47 Jeanne October 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I would love love love a new stand mixer :) especially the ipod-white one. I would name is Julia as in Julia Child. Bought her many cookbooks and I’m trying to cook french recipes just like my grandmother used to. She did everything by hand but I didn’t inherit her muscles!

48 Jamie October 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I need a new toaster oven.

See, I bought one this summer and it sucks. It burns my bagels and that’s not right.

Were I to win a toaster oven I would name it Pete. For no reason except I like the name Pete.

49 Sebrina October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I would love the coffee pot (the non grinding one). It’s gorgeous and sleek and oh so pretty! HHmmmm and for his name, I will quote Dory from Finding Nemo and steal her pet’s name…..”I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.” So Squishy is what I will name my coffee pot! lol

50 Sebrina October 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm

I chose this name b/c I love Finding Nemo. The best movie ever in my book!!!!

51 Lindsey October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I would DIE for a food processor right now we have a blender with a food processor attachment….it sucks…it does not process…it’s not worth even discussing further.

I shall name him pete and he will be my processor petey……..i’m cut off.
Lindsey´s last [type] ..Its a

52 Heather October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I would have to go with the toaster oven. And then I would name him Sweaty. Because he would be hot and have a lot of work to do. I’m dreaming about what I could do with this toaster oven…

53 Selena October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Oh I would so love the stand mixer!! DJ Lance the mixer! Get it from yo gabba gabba, wow to much baby stuff on the brain…..
Selena´s last [type] ..What we have been up too

54 angi October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I LOOOOOVE the coffee pot. And I would call her Mother Teresa…because anything that makes my coffee for me every morning would certainly be saintly.

55 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

OMG….I would LOVE the food processer, and I would name it Rowdy!

56 Amber October 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I could really use the 4-slice toaster as our current 2-slice toaster is juat about done with this world. And I would name her Greta. Just because :)

57 Heather October 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Ohhh, Coffee Please!
We have to pick names? Ummm. Mr. Perky?
Heather´s last [type] ..The View From Here

58 Ashley October 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm

DEFINITELY the stand mixer. I am doing all my baking with a hand mixer or by hand.

MELVIN. THE. MIXER!!!

59 Nikki October 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm

I would LOVE the food processor and I would name her Franny :)

60 AmyK October 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Toaster oven! My kids want to name it Thor. I don’t know why.

61 typelittlea October 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm

They give you a whole fridge, and one of us gets a small appliance? Damn, it’s good to be you.

The magnetic induction burner thing. And I would name it ouchie, because I would certainly burn myself on it.

62 NotAMeanGirl October 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm

I have NEVER had a food processor. I would love to have one though! What would I name it? “Procella”

63 Lauren October 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I would adore that blender for the rest of my days! I am desperately trying to be healthy and eat breakfast every day and being able to make my own smoothies (protein powder added, of course) would be much cheaper than my trips to the cafe. I would name him Jose… after my main man Jose Cuervo. (C’mon, the thing is advertised as a margarita maker, clearly I need to use it for its intended purpose!)

64 Katie24 October 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I would love love love love to win that food processor in black – mine recently broke and oh how I have missed it. I would name him Kenny.

65 Julie October 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Oh- the coffee machine for sure! And I would name it Brewer!! :-)

66 Jeanne October 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm

I love the Elite Food Processor :) It would help with my smoothie addiction. It’s so sleek, I’d call him Spike. LOL.
Jeanne´s last [type] ..Never enough

67 Angela October 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm

I would get the toaster oven and name him Thor, because Hello! toaster ovens are awesome, and Thor? Please! Anyone who has seen Adventures in Babysitting knows how awesome Vincent D’Onofrio was! ;o)

68 Mom24@4evermom October 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Magnetic Induction burner and I would name it Mike. Not for your Mike, it just fits. :)

Congrats on the fridge.
Mom24@4evermom´s last [type] ..October 4 Meal Plan

69 Amy October 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Oh, oh, oh! I SO NEEEEEEEEED a food processor. I will love it and pet it and name it Percy. We are moving at the end of the month. We are going from renting to our very first house. My kitchen will be red and I am upgrading our original small appliances to black/stainless. Percy: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5375546&id=163543331932&ref=fbx_album will look amazing there.
Amy´s last [type] ..Hometown

70 Kate October 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm

I want the stand mixer. In black. Her name is Mathilda and she would be my best, best friend when it came time to bake all the braided Christmas breads.

Ok, she would be my best, best friend ALL THE TIME. Who am I kidding?

71 Leslie October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Food Processor…it’s so pretty! :)

72 Alane October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

I want/need/crave that food processor. I’d name her Patty, as in Patty Duke. Because, we all know I don’t have time to wear an apron and cook Patty Duke-esque meals all day. But…. with Patty the Processor, people just might start to think I do!

73 Laura October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Coffee pot & grinder named Jacques. Who wouldn’t want to be woken up by hot, fresh coffee from a Jacques?

74 steph anne October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

I’m so jealous of your new fridge!!

I’d LOVE LOVE to get the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and give it to my mom for Christmas. :)
steph anne´s last [type] ..Where I’ve Lived

75 anne October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

food processor!!! ive never ever owned one and with a baby eating smooshy foods now, I’d LOVE to make her some stuff myself!! **crossing fingers and toes and everything inbetween**

76 Staci October 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Oh, the toaster oven. I have always wanted a toaster oven and my mean house mate er, husband, thinks I’m stupid for wanting one.

I would name it Lifesaver (for obvious reasons).
Staci´s last [type] ..wordless wednesday

77 Stephanie October 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm

I NEED the four slice toaster. My husband claims that the two slice is just fine, but it just doesn’t work very well in our growing household. My toaster’s name? Atticus. Seems like the appropriately industrial type name for such a beautiful toaster.

78 Amanda C October 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Oh baby….the red stand mixer!! And, I would bestow upon it the moniker RUBY. lol :)

79 Jennifer October 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I would choose the 4 slice toaster and I would name it Nelson Mandela, because it would bring peace to my home. No more choosing which child gets the first sandwich. Sandwiches for all! Peace, love and toast.

80 Julia October 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

The food processor! I just moved out of my parents’ house into my own apartment and the lack of a food processor is KILLING me. Being a poor college student isn’t exactly the easiest way to buy new kitchen appliances either. I would name her Betty because, well, I love the name Betty!

81 Erin October 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

I would love a toaster oven. Never had one before… I would name it The Toaster Oven.

82 Lindsey M October 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

I would loooove the food processor. I have a really tiny one and it is really hard to make large batches of anything. I would name him Benjy.

83 Christine October 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

I would pick the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer and name him “Sir Perksalot”. The name is in honor of the wonderful coffee it would brew and thinking of the big butt song every morning might get me off to the gym because unlike Sir Mixalot – I do not like big butts – especially my own.

84 Sam October 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm

I would LOVE to have the toaster oven. Her name would be Ruby !!!

85 lark + linen October 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm

oh my god. i would totally pick the white stand mixer and his name would obviously (italicize that) be Howard. Just because.
If i’m in Canada does that still mean I can win? Please say yes!

86 Kayla N. October 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm

OMG, that white stand mixer needs to be my new baby. I would totally name it Chava, because I love to bake Challah bread for my family on Fridays and Chava is my favorite daughter in the Fiddler on the Roof musical. NOT LIKE I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS OR ANYTHING.

87 Suzie M October 4, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Since I don’t get the sexy new fridge (his name would be Sven – cuz… well, it’s sexy) I would LOVE the sassy red mixer. I guess she could be sexy too, but well, I don’t roll that way. Anywho… Sassy Sophie would be my mixer’s name.

88 Sara October 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm

I would choose coffee grinder and brewer. And I would name it Stan.

89 Corinne October 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm

I pick the toaster oven, and I would name it Steve.

90 Wallydraigle October 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Food processor. No question. And I would name him Jeffrey. I just think such a useful kitchen appliance should have a distinguished, butler-like name. I would probably even make a little suit and bowtie for it, especially if it excelled at chopping onions, something I can no longer do without running from the room 47 times in tears (and yes, I do ALL the tricks–cutting into quarters and freezing for 15 minutes, burning a candle, pitching the cut-off ends immediately, you name it).

Jeffrey. He would be very good for us, and we would be very good to him.
Wallydraigle´s last [type] ..Sleep is for people who like to be happy

91 Elizabeth October 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Oooh, I want that coffee maker, for sure. E

92 Heather October 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm

I would love to add Norman the (two-slot) toaster to my kitchen. My current toaster is slowly dying of old age and over-use. Norman would be a handsome companion to Gertie the refrigerator and Lola the dishwasher!

93 Jen October 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm

The red stand mixer. Her name would be Sally, after my Aunt who had flaming red hair. :-)

94 Alison October 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Oh my, that red mixer…well, that red mixer would be Lucille and Lucille and I would bake cupcakes and cakes and mix mashed potatoes. Lucille and I would fall madly in love with one another- without a doubt!
Alison´s last [type] ..Weather Systems

95 Heathir October 4, 2010 at 2:11 pm

I would like the stand mixer in red, please. I bought a pink one and promptly gave it to my mother in law for Christmas. Because I love her.

I would name it Frida.

96 Mary October 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Oooh I’d choose the striking red stand mixer! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been coveting stand mixers? Basically since I was born. Hmmm, what to name it? I have a tendency to give inanimate objects male, English names like Mervin, Stanley, Neville, Trevor, or Nigel but since the mixer is so special I’d break the mold and name her Ruby!
Mary´s last [type] ..Who says grownups cant build sandcastles

97 Sunday October 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm

I would love to win the stainless steel food processor. I’m almost 40 and I don’t own a food processor yet! I’d name him Norman. I don’t know why…that’s just the name that popped into my head! Then I could make Oreo balls whenever I want!!!

98 Sunday October 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm

PS. We have the same fridge and I LOVE it! However, my Diet Cokes have been banished to the garage fridge. :(

99 Heidi T October 4, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I want that toaster oven and I will name her Heather – it seems fitting you would help me get her!

100 Amber October 4, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I want that toaster oven so bad. I would name it T.O.! Original I know.

101 Eileen @ Bringing Up Bronwyn October 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm

I’d take the Black Stand Mixer. I’d name her Louise.
Eileen @ Bringing Up Bronwyn´s last [type] ..Fun in the sun

102 Janette October 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Stand mixer in black, and I would name her Sug. She and I would be best friends.
Janette´s last [type] ..Pregnancy post pt I

103 Lori October 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm

The toaster oven would be a treat for me!! I can’t cook nor do I have the desire, so that would definitely be a buddy of mine! I would name him Buddy!

104 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Coffee grinder and brewer, for sure!!! I grind beans for my coffee, so this would be UH-MAY-ZING. Nothing better than an easy cup o’ coffee in the morn’.
Kristin´s last [type] ..Stunning Santorini

105 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm

DUH… forgot the name. Since I went with the Irish theme there at the end, I’m thinking it’d have to be Seamus O’Coffee.
Kristin´s last [type] ..Stunning Santorini

106 Christina October 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Magnetic induction I would name Hot pad to go along with Sub zero(the freezer) blaster(the portable dishwasher) Sudsie and Hottie (the Washer/Dryer) and Sir mix a lot(the new mixer I got last month!) Yes I name all the appliances I buy!
Christina´s last [type] ..Learning to drive!

107 Jenny October 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm

food processor and his name would be Sir Chops-a-Lot

108 Marlena October 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm

I NEED that red stand mixer! …And I also NEED to name him…Sir Mix-A-Lot. While not entirely imaginative…it’s still completely awesome! :)

109 LindsayB October 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm

The stand mixer for sure, Sir Mix-a-Lot, of course.

110 LindsayB October 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Weird, jinx to the poster above me!

111 JenGid October 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm

I would love the red stand mixer. She would be named Big Bertha.
JenGid´s last [type] ..This Years Weapon Winner – no the year isnt over- but it dont get no better than this

112 Breanna October 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm

I would pick the four slice toaster. Mine is from my husbands college days. Sad but true. It’s ugly but it works okay! I would name it Breakfast Slave – I always want help in the morning!

113 Jessie October 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I would be all about that black stand mixer as I’d like to start making cakes semi-professionally.

I’d name her Lucinda :D

114 Kelley October 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Definitely the red stand mixer!! I’d name her Roberta. :)

115 Alex October 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I would love the blender!

her name would totally be Margarita.

116 Mandy October 4, 2010 at 2:20 pm

The magnetic induction burner. It would be Mr. Burns, because I’m sure I’ll burn myself on it more than once.

117 Monica October 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm

I’d love the toaster oven! I would name “her”…. Heather, because without your awesomeness, she would not be possible for us to enjoy ;-) )

118 Janell October 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm

They are all so lovely, and your fridge is gorgeous- I can see why you would want to propose to it!

I think I love the foos processor the most- and it looks like an Eric to me. I always said I would name my dog Eric, but hell it’s a good food processor name too isn’t it?!

119 Anna October 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Oooooh, I would get the Margarita-Maker (yeah, yeah I know it’s really a blender)….and he would be named Jimmy in honor of Mr. Margaritaville himself.

120 Jenny Gainer October 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

I want that black stand mixer!! And based on the description “it’ll take whatever you can throw at it without breaking a sweat” I would name it Janine after my mama b/c that’s how I would describe her!

121 Payal October 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

I’d pick the toaster oven and name her Ginger. :)

122 Karen Patty October 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

I so need a new toaster oven. Ours is just about shot due to being used everyday.

I would name him Stanley!

123 Chrissy October 4, 2010 at 2:23 pm

I would love the grinder coffee pot. It’s name would have to be Joe because that is what he would make me each morning. Also beacause my 2 year old son names everything Joe. He even tried to name his baby sister that.

124 Amy October 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm

A food processor. I’ve wanted one for so long

125 Amy D October 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Wow, they are all so shiny and beautiful.
I am coveting the new food processor wicked bad! mama is making baby food right now and that would cut production time in half!
I shall name HIM (men like to process stuff, right?) Felipe.

126 kelly ens October 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Ok…here’s a Canadian that is DYING for you to make it up to us because this is like torture.
So i know i can’t enter this one, but i’d totally get a white mixer and name her Dixie.

127 kelly ens October 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm

AND, I hope that my leaving a non-entry comment didn’t make the whole process more difficult. I guess if random.org chooses 125, it was MEANT to be and I could give you my american address to send it to :)

128 Sally Moon October 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Food Processor = THE Pestomaster- Arnold

129 Nell October 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm

The Food Processor would look lovely working her butt off processing my goodies from the garden (I’ll bet it wouldn’t smell like the one I have now!) and I will call her Agatha.

130 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm

I think I would pick the Food Processor, because I am dying to make my own Pesto and I don’t have one.

I would name it Pesto Processor Pete, but probably just call it Pete for short.

Thanks for giving us a chance to win Heather!

131 JAS October 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm

Hmm. Toaster over. And I would call him Mr Toasty.
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132 td October 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm

I would really like to win the toaster oven and name the said appliance Brownie.

133 Anna See October 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Oh my goodness! The stand mixer or the food processor!

134 Paige October 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm

I would LOVE the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. I would hug it and kiss it and call it George.

135 Kate L. October 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm

The toaster oven. I’ve never actually owned one and I would like to see what all the fuss is about :)

136 Tania October 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Ok, so, I don’t drink coffee. My husband does and he has a seriously old, dilapidated, too-many-missing-parts coffee maker that he uses at least once a day. I don’t like looking at the thing on my counter and it is totally useless to me. A new coffee-maker would be so awesome, especially for all the family that will be visiting during the birth of baby number 2. I would name the coffee maker Chocolate.

137 Kati butler October 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm

LOVE the red stand mixer…I would name her Scarlett of course.

138 Theresa October 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm

A toaster oven named Bob, of course!

When I was little my dad and I named all the fruit trees in our yard. Good memory!

139 Jen K. October 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm

The toaster oven. Because mine is from college and is quite dingy inside. I would name it Arnold, in honor of my Beta fish from junior year who met a sad end when he jumped out of his bowl.

140 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Devo, the black stand mixer, cause ya know, it can whip it!

141 QueenFrigid October 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm

First of all, you are awesome for doing this :)

I want (sorry, only child syndrome) the Kenmore 400W Tilt Back Stand Mixer – Red

I would name it HOPELESS HOPE because there is not way I would use it. My husband cooks, not me :P

142 Sara October 4, 2010 at 2:33 pm

I NEED (not really but I super love it) the Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer. Her name shall be Anne with an “e”.
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143 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 8:37 am

nice reference to the Anne of Green Gables movies …love, love, love ‘em!

144 Joanna October 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm

I would want the red mixer and I’d name her sassy.

145 jen October 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm

The stand mixer! OMG how I would love a stand mixer in my life. His name would be D.L…short for Dies Libras…Spanish for Ten Pounds. Because that’s about how much weight I would expect to gain after using D.L. to mix up some delicious baking recipes :)

146 Lori October 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Black Mixer with LED lighted bowl. Both funtional and techy. I think I am in love.
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147 Kayla Payeur October 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm

The stand mixer for sure! I have had mine for 10 years – was the first purchase I made with my high school grad money and I use it weekly if not daily. I would name it Kurpo…if I win I will tell everyone why Kurpo…if anyone cares :-)

148 MomQueenBee October 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Oooh! A coffee grinder/brewer/wake-me-upper!

149 Jess October 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm

I would definitely go for the food processor, and I think I would name it Fritz (this is the name my husband suggested for our actual not-yet-born[-or-named] CHILD, but I think it is much more appropriate for a food processor.

150 mindy October 4, 2010 at 2:36 pm

I think that I would pick the toaster oven. It was a hard choice because the stand mixer feels like something I should have in order to make the claim that I am adult or something but I am so tired of heating up the oven for a few tatertots each day so…TOASTER OVEN in which I would name it…TATER!
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151 Mandy October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

OOOh I want the red stand mixer.

I would name it: Sexy MIXen.

152 E October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

I would love the food processor in black, sigh he is beautiful. I would call him Henry. We would be best friends forever.

153 Melody October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Ooohhh… I love the black mixer. And I would definitely name it Johnny… ya know, THE Man in Black! :)

154 Amber Petz October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

I want the stand mixer, I have had a hand one since I got married 8 years ago. And it finally stop mixing last weekend……..I dream about stand mixers and the kind of easy life I would have~!! :)

155 Jenalee October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE the stainless steel food processor!

156 miracle October 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm

I would pick that sexy toaster oven. And I would name it Quickie. That is what a need in the morning….in order to make toast with a three year old and 6 month in tow. A Quickie toaster…

157 HSW October 4, 2010 at 2:38 pm

The induction burner in case our 50s era stovetop stops working. I would call it Obi Wan because it is like a Jedi. :)

158 Shannon October 4, 2010 at 2:38 pm

I would most definitely want a stand mixer. I’m thinking I’d name it Henrietta. Because I like that name.

159 Pamala October 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I’d for sure get the food processor. I’m planning on actually making baby food this time around and I need to start working stuff into my oldests diet. So I need a food processor.

What would I name it: The Foodanator. Yeah original. LOL!!
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160 brit October 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm

I’m sorry are there people that don’t name their appliances? That is just plain weird.

The blender and I would name it Frank.

Because Frankly I don’t give a damn…….do you?

161 Heidi October 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Ah, that’s easy – the toaster oven. I’d name it Old Faithful b/c I’d want to last a helluva lot longer than my last toaster oven did. Yes, I’ll name it with hope.
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162 Erin W October 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm

For sure the red stand mixer. And I would name her Franny.

163 eileen October 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm

My new food processor would go by the name of Precious. Or Pretty. One or the other.

164 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Ooooooo, I want the stand mixer. I do not even think I would get a chance to name it, too much fondling. Just for good cause I think it would have to be named Juan.

165 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Am BARELY containing my jealousy over you and Morgan.

If I could win one of them thar fancy appliances I’d want that gorgeous red mixer. I’d name her Mabel.

166 Tina October 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

I really would like the toaster oven. I have 3 children and their friends here all of the time and it would be nice to heat up snacks without heating up the oven. I would name my toaster oven TT short for toast and treats!

167 Chris October 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Ooooh I want the toaster oven, because we don’t have one and I’m always complaining about it. And I would name it…Toasty. Because I don’t really have an imagination.

168 Tara October 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I would love the stainless steel food processor. I would name it Mr.Chopps.

(yes, with two p’s)

169 Laura October 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I want that toaster oven. I’d name her Camille. No reason – just because.

170 Kelley October 4, 2010 at 2:43 pm

If I won, I would love to invite Studly Stanley (the Stand Mixer) to come party in my kitchen. He’d be welcome any time because he would be making me cookies and all sorts of things. Mmm!!!

171 Faith October 4, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Definitely the red mixer and Im boring. I would name her old red!

172 Gerry October 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

I really need a toaster oven, and I would name him Omar.

173 Stefanie October 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

I need the four-slot toaster because we’re soon to be a family of four! And who wants to have to wait for toast for their eggs – not me, that’s who! Mama needs a toaster, goddammit.

And its name would be Paige.

174 Jeannie October 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm

I would love to win the bright red mixer! And if I will this mixer, his name will be Craig. Why? Because Craig is just lucky. :)

175 Brittany October 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm

The coffee pot… so pretty…. so functional… sooo needed!
Sterling would look so sweet in my kitchen!

176 Courtney K. October 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I have always wanted that stand mixer..like for years! Ironically, I had already named it… Sally the Stand Mixer. She is very distinguished, don’t you think?

177 Wendy October 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm

The food processor shall be named Awesome!

178 Lisa Maher October 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Induction burner…SWEET!!!! I would happily name it Spohrty.

179 Julie B. October 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Oh My – I would LOVE the red stand mixer forever. I would call it lover.

180 nathan October 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm

My magnetic induction burner will be called magneto. And it will bear a striking resemblance to gandalf.

181 Brenda October 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Oh! How I would love to snuggle up to “Freddie” the food processor! He would be well loved!!!

182 Jeni October 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Ooh, I can’t decide between the food processor and the toaster oven. Pure love!

183 Liz October 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Stainless steel food processor, and I would name her Maggie, since I have two sons and was never able to use my “girl” name.

184 Julie S. October 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm

I would love to win the red mixer. I would name it Red! LOL! Mine died and I need a new one! Thank you for the chance!

185 Amie October 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm

the stand mixer. Duncan.

186 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Food processor please! And his name would be Bill by obvious word association.

Food processor… word processor… Windows… Bill Gates… Bill the food processor.

187 Gina October 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm

That magnetic induction extra burner is so cool. I never knew they could do something like that. I would, of course, name it HAL because it looks so space age it may gain consciousness and turn on me. I’m willing to risk it.

188 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm

The red mixer, for sure. I would name her Sophie.

189 steph October 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm

I want the four slice toaster ! I’ll name him heywood. LLLLLLLLLove your new fridge !

190 Mandy October 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

The black stand mixer.

I would call him Jeeves, because he would help me out SO MUCH in the kitchen that it would be almost as good as having a butler.

191 Ashley October 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

I’d want the food processor! And I would name him Brad Pitt. Because, ya know, he’d be nice to look at sitting on my kitchen counter.

192 Heather October 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

I’d like the new Kenmore food processor. I’d name my new shiny processor, Grinder b/c we’ll be grinding soap to make my own laundry detergent.

193 Megan October 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

The Coffee Grinder/Brewer please! I would name it Joe. Joe Brewer. MISTER Joe Brewer.

194 sarah October 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Ooooh, the red mixer for sure. It’s “The Shizz”.

195 Queila Zappavigna October 4, 2010 at 2:57 pm

What a great give away! I would like the I pod- white- stand mixer. I would call it the “Yes, I Can” mixer since I would be able to make all sorts of yummy stuff with it.

Q

196 Carin October 4, 2010 at 2:57 pm

The red mixer. And her name would be “Lolita, the Red Hot Mama”! LOL

197 Ellen October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Stand mixer! Have always wanted one of those, and now have a daughter that bakes and cooks…a beautiful thing.

198 meg palmer October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

The coffee grinder and machine, I need it! Mine just died and I am miserable.

If I win, I would name it Gandalf, as it will be ever wise and ever knowing.

199 Jessica October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Congrats on the new fridge, it’s beautiful! I love the pull out drawer design.

I would have to pick the food processor, as I only have a bitty one that is not good for making mass amounts of pumpkin butter so I have two pumpkins just sitting around for a bit. I’d probably name it My Precious and no one but me could push the buttons.

200 Jamie Elizabeth October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Toaster Oven! My current one is highly unpredictable and I’m tired of not knowing whether it will take 2 minutes or 20 minutes to toast my bagel.

201 Karen October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Oh, oh, oh! The red stand mixer for sure! And, I would call it Red Baron because my name is Karen and I need a Red Baron!

202 Meg October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

A red stand mixer and her name shall be Suzy. Yes, Suzy.

203 Tamara Tobler October 4, 2010 at 2:58 pm

I must have the red mixer…please. Its name would be BIG BIRTHA because I would use it to make yummy fatty things that would lead to me being BIG BIRTHA!

204 Rebecca Murphy October 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm

The food processor. Oh how I desperately need one. I would name it Peter.

205 Lynda October 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Freeman is gorgeous!!

I would love a food processor, since I don’t own one. My food processors name would be Chopper :)
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206 cindy w October 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm

I want the toaster oven. And I would name it Brownie. Because it browns things. Shut up, creativity is not my strong suit.

207 krystal October 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Coffee grinder and brewer! And I would totally name it Punky Brewster!!!
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208 nic October 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm

I need the red stand mixer in my life. I’ve always wanted one, and I’ve always known her name would be Lola McCloud, because a Lola sounds like someone who can cook. AND dance. And clouds are fluffy like the pancakes I’d mix up with her help.

209 Susan October 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I desperately need a food processor. I love to cook and always use the blender for processor-type stuff. I don’t know why I’ve denied myself a food processor for so long!! I would name him KEN and I would love him MORE than any other appliance in my kitchen!
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210 Kristine October 4, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I need the food processor. (Hear that random.org??) And, his name is choppy.

211 Lisa Merrell October 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm

I would love the 4-slice toaster because I haven’t had a toaster in years and I miss my toast. I would name him Hal and love him forever.

Lisa

212 Angie Lu October 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm

I’d LOVE to have that new Kenmore food processor! I think I would name it Buster… after Buster Posey (Go Giants!!!)

213 JaimeJenn October 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Oh my! I have never owned a food processor and would LOVE one!!! I would name it Choppy!

214 Crystal October 4, 2010 at 3:07 pm

The food processor! I always wanted one, and maybe I can make pie crust for once without tears. Just maybe. And I shall call it Bob.

215 Tiffany October 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm

That Coffee brewer/bean storer… I’m all over it! I would name him Brewster! :)

216 Adrienne October 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm

I want the stand mixer so bad I can taste it…….or rather all the wonderful things it would mix up for me! Cookies, cakes, bread…….drool!

I would name my mixer Melody. Melody the Mixer would mix up marvelous muffins and madness would ensue as my men would munch said marvelous muffins.

OK, sorry. *Fingers crossed*

217 Meg October 4, 2010 at 3:10 pm

I would be so grateful to receive the toaster oven. Ours just broke and I miss it so much! With 2 kiddies under the age of 3 it is the perfect quick way to heat up some chicken nuggets, fries, or of course….yummy toast! I miss it! I think I would call it Teddy the Toaster, perfectly warm and fabulous like a Teddy Bear!

218 Jenn October 4, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Oh, I want them all! I’m torn between the food processor and the stand mixer! One of those shinies is just begging to be named Stanley.
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219 Crista October 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm

The awesome toaster oven! And I would call him E.T.

220 Managed Chaos October 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm

I’d pick the black stand mixer and name it BT (as I’ve been married 17 years and never owed a mixer…I’d say it was “bout time.”) Do I get extra credit for cheesiness?

221 Ginny October 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm

The White Kenmore Mixer would be named, quite appropriately, WHITEY. As is my computer, my iPod Classic, and my former Pontiac Grand Prix. I’m destined to be with Whiteys in my life :)

:)

222 Amy October 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Dude, I need a new foodprocessor, bad. The black and shiney model screams PULSENATOR ….but I wonder if it comes in red so I can be all matchy matchy with my kitchen appliances.

223 PB and Jazz October 4, 2010 at 3:13 pm

I would love the red stand mixer. Red Rover would be its name. Red Rover, Red Rover bring me some baked goods over! I have frig envy in the worst way. You sure you don’t want to give me your frig instead?

224 Meagan October 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm

I’d sure love a new coffee maker. I’ve had this dinky white one in my kitchen for 10 years. Well, I should say that it was white when I bought it. Over the years it’s turned pale yellow (gross). If I got a new coffee maker I’d definitely name it Lover, because after I take my first sip of coffee at 6am I’m pretty sure I’d pull a Carrie Bradshaw and be like “Hello, lover!”

225 Amy W. October 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm

I love the food processor! I would name him Mr. Chopster. :0)

226 michelle October 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm

dear random.org, pick me. i want the food processor. and his name, since he’s such “a workhorse”, SILVER. as in hi-ho, Silver, ah-way!

227 Samantha @ Mama Notes October 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm

The toaster Oven! Gosh… I might name it Burnt Toast. Or something like that, haha! :) Awesome fridge you have there!

samantha.mellen@gmail.com

228 Stephanie October 4, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Omg…..the coffee pot. Mine is on the way out, the coffee doesn’t stay hot for long…..and oh yeah, I would call him loverrrrrrr…….lol

229 Kelley October 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm

I totally saw the toaster over and stand mixer and started drooling. Since I have a Kenmore stand mixer that I JUST BOUGHT….I would LOVE to have the toaster oven. I would name it Toasty the Toaster Oven because I’m horribly uncreative, but it would probably get a marriage proposal from my husband after it toasts his first bagel. So please random.org…choose me! Please?! :-)

230 robin October 4, 2010 at 3:18 pm

I would totally pick the Kenmore Digital looking Toaster Oven. His name would be Benson, because he would be my personal little helper in the kitchen. And hopefully get my toddlers to eat something already!

231 susie October 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

I sooo totally need the margarita maker. I would name her Sandy. because my friend Sandy and I go out for Margarita night once a night.

232 susie October 4, 2010 at 3:20 pm

OMG! I meant once a month… but if I had a Sandy margarita maker, we might drink once a night :)

233 Manda October 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Ahhh the food processor! I would name her Esther and she would chop lots of nuts.

234 KimN October 4, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Definitely the toaster oven and I would name her Trixie (hey, what’s with all the male gendered appliances anyway???)

235 Ce Ce October 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm

stainless steel food processor please, I would name him Freddy (ala Kruger) because he would chop everything up!

236 Julie October 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm

The blender (which they call the ultimate smoothie machine-yum). I would name her Blenda. Get it? Blend-a? I crack myself up. :)

237 Katie B October 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm

I would choose the stand mixer preferably in black. And I would name it Bilbo because The Hobbit is my favorite book.

238 Mary B October 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Mama has a food processor high on her wish list! I’d name it Fred :)

239 Samantha October 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

I’d love the mixer. I would definitely name it Sir Mixalot!

240 LauraLynne October 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

stand mixer – oh how I would use thee!! :)

I would call him Norm. Why not?
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241 Sara October 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

The stainless steel food processor! I’d name it Ralphie.
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242 Brandi October 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

I would choose the stand mixer and name it Sir Mixitup! :)

243 Jenny October 4, 2010 at 3:26 pm

I want that toaster over, and I’d name him Teddy the Toaster Oven. His real name is Theodore but he goes by Teddy.

I’d love to give him a Red standing mixer named Rose, because Teddy needs his Rose. But if I only get to pick one, it’s Teddy. Rose is just an outside dream that I would bake more!

Nice fridge too. I’d totally marry that fridge if you weren’t!
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244 Leah October 4, 2010 at 3:27 pm

I LOVE the black, sleek stand mixer. And, without hesitation, I would name him Excalibur.

245 Maria October 4, 2010 at 3:27 pm

I want the stand mixer!!

I would name it Sir Mix A Lot.

246 Amy October 4, 2010 at 3:27 pm

I have never felt this way about appliances, but sheesh….they’re all so shiny and….sexy!

I would love to win a toaster oven, but who wouldn’t?! I love naming things….hmmm. I would name it Trudy…Trudy Olivia Toaster-Oven. Trudy is an old-fashioned name, but short for Gertrude, so it’s obvious that Trudy is trying to stay hip while still honoring her roots. Like baking delicious cakes and cookies and the occasional frozen pizza. :)

247 lindsey October 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

i would pick the grinder/coffee machine because i love the smell of freshly ground beans/coffee….

and i would name it Elmo. Because that is what popped in my head and because the coffee keeps me awake to hang with my kid.

248 Michele October 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

I am in love with the red stand mixer. I would put that baby to work let me tell you! But-before I put it to work….I would name it Lola, after the song by the Kinks…Lola-La-la-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-la-Lola…..

249 Sara October 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

ooohhh a stand mixer! i so want a stand mixer. and i would want the red one. because let’s face it, i have a buckeye family. and therefore i would name it tressel. or pryor.
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250 karen October 4, 2010 at 3:28 pm

um…but I want your fridge? not an option? ok, I’ll go with the red stand mixer & name it Roxanne.

251 melissa m October 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Food processor please! I’m dying to make some homemade pesto!

252 deanna October 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm

The stand mixer for sure. I would have to name it Lumpy or Dimply – because that is how my thighs will look after I consume all the yummy treats this mixer and I will make together!

253 Diane October 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

The toaster over!

254 OHmommy October 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

My toaster oven died a year ago and I have been making chicken nuggets for the kids in the huge oven. I would love a new small toaster oven.

255 Rebecca October 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I love the toaster oven and I would name him Cool Breeze because he would help keep my kitchen cool in the summer so I don’t have to use the oven.
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256 KateB October 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Oh, how I would love one of those stand up mixers. We could have cookie dough every night!!!

257 Miss Wisabus October 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I would pick the food processor and I would name him Felix. He looks like a Felix.
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258 Aylin October 4, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I would love love love the blender. I think I would name her Sally Mae. I name all important inanimate objects in my life (Lola the laptop, Betty the car, etc.). Thanks!!!

259 Alison October 4, 2010 at 3:33 pm

The black stand mixer. Oh, baby! My hand mixer is just NOT cutting it. It’s like the boyfriend you date, decide you hate and then begin looking for Mr. Right.

I’d name my stand mixer “Mr. Right”

Thank you!!

260 Shosh October 4, 2010 at 3:34 pm

I would want to win the toaster oven. And I would hug him and squeeze him and name him George.

261 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

I have been dreaming of a stand mixer my whole adult life!! I would name him The Sgt. and we would make sweet sweet baked deliciousness together…

262 Kasey October 4, 2010 at 3:37 pm

I want the awesome toaster oven and I would name him Antonio!

263 Carol Lee October 4, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I would like the stand mixer (I’ve never had one!), and my daughter said the red one is named Margo. (The black one is named Carmen and the white one is named Louise.)

264 Christy October 4, 2010 at 3:40 pm

I’d love the toaster oven and I think I’d call it Timmy the Toaster.
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265 BT October 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm

I would love to have a stand mixer. Never had one. Bet I could make lots of goodies with that. I would name her Nikki the Mixer.

266 Jacque G October 4, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Definitely the toaster oven!

267 Kristen October 4, 2010 at 3:46 pm

I love the black stand mixer. I love your new fridge too!

268 Eunice October 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm

Look! At that! Blender! Yes, that’s what I want. I will name him Chauncey.
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269 Kelly October 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Oh…. The 4 slice toaster, please! One slice for each of my girls. :) And we will call him Scotty, because he’s kind of Star Trek-ish.

270 Amy October 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Ooooh, the mixer (white) which I will call Vanilla Ice….baby

271 Amanda Hansen October 4, 2010 at 3:51 pm

The stand mixer, preferably in red! :)

272 Jamie October 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm

I would LOVE the mixer and I would name it Maggie the Mixer!!!

273 Paula October 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm

The coffee pot grinder/brewer!!!! I think I would call it Elite Elliott. :) NOTHING BETTER THAN FRESHLY GROUND COFFEE!!!!! Ah, it’s just great!

274 Kim October 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm

The food processor for sure. I would name her Alice, like from the Brady Bunch.

275 Lindsey October 4, 2010 at 3:54 pm

I’ve been wanting a stand mixer for so long now! Our crappy hand mixers keep breaking every couple of months. :(

What a great giveaway… hope I win!

276 Lindsey October 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Oh, and I would name it Betty. Perfect for a mixer, right?

277 Carrie October 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

oooohhh Mommy wants a self grinding coffee pot as mine has recently decided to flood my counter each and every morning before the rooster crows. I would name said coffee pot Dr. Feel Good.
Carrie´s last [type] ..The next Mia Hamm

278 Kaye S October 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

I would so take the toaster oven…I’ve always wanted one!

I’d call her Toasty Buns

279 Brandi October 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Definitely the Blender and he would be called “Optimus Prime” because when I asked Camden (my three year old son) what we should name the Blender he said…”Optimus Prime” and when I asked why Optimus Prime he told me “because that name is Awesome” :)

280 Rebekah October 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Um, Mike’s Diet Cokes?? Yeah right Heather! :P

I totally need that blender. The one I have is the one my parents got for their wedding. In 1983. It’s older than me!

I would name it Mr. Smooth, because, well, obviously.

281 Heather October 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Totally the magnetic induction. We do a lot of tailgating and camping & this would fit my fancy just perfectly. As for a name… hmmm let’s go with… Marty. It’s name is Marty because our favorite football team is the MSU Spartans, led by non other than “Sparty.” Marty combined with Sparty = a GREAT time.

282 Lisa October 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Definitely the stand mixer (in black of course). And I would name her Frieda, and we would bake cookies and bread together. And then I would inform people that Frieda helped me bake the cookies and bread, and everyone would be confused, and it would amuse me. In all seriousness though, this would save me from killing my arm whipping things. That’s a pain in the butt to do by hand. Seriously.

283 Cynthia October 4, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Oh, toaster oven. For. Sure! I’d call it Mr. Happy, cuz that’s what it would make me. hehe

284 Heather October 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Oooh, do I ever need a food processor! I would call it “Choppy the Hand Eater” if I won him.

285 Debbie S. S. October 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm

I would loveeeeee to have the RED Standing mixer!! Her name would be Geraldine Felicity!!
I have always wanted a KitchenAid mixer, but could never afford one, so I have, for 32 years, used a little hand mixer…Same one from my wedding shower!

286 Charlane October 4, 2010 at 4:02 pm

OH MY GOSH THE MIXER! Give me the mixer! I mean if I get picked I want the mixer please! I would love it and kiss it and mix with it and I would name it Cakeanator…you know because my daughter is named Cake and I would use it to make Cake for the Cake.

287 tonya October 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

OMG. That fridge. I’d hug it too. And kiss it and maybe sleep on a mat near it at night. It’s soooo dreamy! Mine is a lovely almond number. Do they even make almond appliances anymore? I think not. We have always been of the “If it ain’t broke, don’t replace it” mind set, and unfortunately, the dang thing won’t die! So, while I love you, and you are my absolute favorite blogger EVER, I’m just really pretty jealous of you right now.

Oh, and if, on the off chance I win something, you pick. Any one of those would look just dandy next to the Almond Wonder!

288 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Four slice toaster please! Hate it when my toast gets too cold to butter whilst I pop in two more slices for my husband.

I’d name the toaster Gary. ‘Cause I think its a funny name. I mean, really, who names a baby GARY?

289 Mama K October 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

I would take the bright red stand mixer and call her Esther. That was my grandmothers name and my husband refuses to name any of our future children after her, so I might as well name and inanimate object after her!

290 Lindsay October 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm

OOOH, we need a food processor SO BAD! And I’d totally name it Frank. It just sounds right. Frank the Food Processor.

291 Lisa October 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm

I’d love the toaster oven…the foot fell off of the one we have and we prop it up with one of my daughter’s toy blocks. I’d name it Professor Crumb…kinda like Professor Plumb from Clue.

292 Suzanne D October 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm

ooooooh the toaster over! and his name will Toasty, of course!

293 Mandy October 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm

I am DYING for that red stand up mixer. I would name it the Roman Beauty, because that is the kind of luscious red apple decor she would compliment in my teaching inspired kitchen :) Thanks for the chance!

294 ineia antunes October 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Hi Heather,
thanks for putting up freebies!!i’D LOVE A STAND -UP MIXER – in Black. I’d call it KS (as in Kitchen Stallion)!
By the way, who won the digital camera? did I miss the announcement??
:)
Ineia

295 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 4:09 pm

I WANT THE RED STAND MIXER!!! Because I feel that since I am now nearing 30 I should probably own a mixer. His name would be Lenin, obviously because he is RED!

296 melanie October 4, 2010 at 4:09 pm

ooooooo … the magnetic induction burner. And I shall call it Bernie. So original I am.
melanie´s last [type] ..True- Noble- Pure

297 jen October 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I really need a new toaster oven. My current one sucks. Half way through toasting something i have to reach in and flip it over cause only one side toasts. Hello, burns on my hands!

I would name it The Diva. Why? I dont know. It just looked like a diva of a toaster oven. It would show my old toaster oven who’s boss.

298 Carla October 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm

The coffee grinder/brewer and I would name her Alice because that sounds like someone serving coffee in a wonderfully aromatic diner.

299 Amber October 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Loving the stand mixer, in red of course since I need a redhead to team up with in my house. her name would be…hmmmm, firecrotch- in honor of La Lohan

300 Heather P October 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm

The toaster oven!! I would name him Mr. Toastie McToasterson

Thanks!

301 Abby S. October 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm

I would love to win that toaster oven.. i would name him Sir Toasts a lot lol

302 LibraryGirl62 October 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm

well..if it can’t be the fridge (I am so jelling) the stand mixer would float my boat :)

303 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 4:13 pm

how about that red stand mixer for all my baking!? I have one back home in Puerto Rico but I’m in college right now RI and I have a brand new kitchen that I would love to enjoy baking in!!!

304 Tawny October 4, 2010 at 4:13 pm

I would like to win the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer, and I would name him Doug.

305 Shannon Mager October 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm

The pretty pretty shiny shiny food processor!

306 Kayla October 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm

I want the red stand mixer. And I would name it Lola… I don’t know, it just looks like a Lola, lol.

307 courtney October 4, 2010 at 4:17 pm

in love with the coffee maker. coffee pot? i don’t drink coffee and i’ve never owned any device that produces coffee. that’s weird. but my husband would love it if we owned that coffee making machine. i would name it norm. short for norman. i would only call him norman if he was acting up. i hope random.org loves me. thank you. the end.
-courtney :o )
crdegs@gmail.com

308 Laura October 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm

I think I would get the toaster oven since I don’t have one. And its’ name would be Tubs…Tubs the Toaster Oven!

309 Mia October 4, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Oh, I’d totally pick the red stand mixer!

I’d name her Hazel.

On a side note, I name *everything*
– houseplants (Mika, Penelope, Carly, Cynthia, etc.)
– appliances (Wendy the fridge, Airika the stove, Mr. Perky the coffeemaker, etc.)
– cars (sparky, bear)
– trees in my landscaping (too many to mention)
– the fab new decorative 1000-lb coral rock that was just added to my garden! (Bruce)
– the neighborhood skunk (Colette)
– the armadillo that lives in my yard (Henry)

Now I need a food processor named Hazel!

You know what’s even funnier? I’ve got my family, friends, and even my neighbors, etc. calling these objects by name out of habit. That cracks me up…
The other day, my neighbor said, “Looks like Marley (a podocarpus tree) needs a bit of trimming.”
Me: Ha!! Gotcha calling inanimate objects by name! Yessssss…..
Love it.

310 Rylee October 4, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Oh man, did you see that toaster oven? Holy gorgeous appliance, Batman. You know I was just thinking what on earth am I going to get my mother for Christmas. But she would LOVE a toaster oven, knowing her she would probably call it Franny or Hester.

311 Lindy October 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I would like to win Frieda the bright red stand mixer please and thank you!

312 Carrie October 4, 2010 at 4:21 pm

I would pick that lovely toaster oven, and then I would name him Scott.

313 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Oh, the food processor is gorgeous. I think I shall name him…Choppa.

314 Katrina October 4, 2010 at 4:24 pm

I want a Stainless Steel Food Processor! I’d name it Dwight Schrute. That is all.

315 Julia Riley October 4, 2010 at 4:26 pm

I want that toaster. I would call it Tony Dungy. Because I miss him, and love him, and every time I eat toast, I would like to think about him.

316 Tracey October 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm

I want a stand mixer sooooooo bad! I’d call it Mommy’s Little Helper :o )

317 cher October 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm

i’d get the blender for some awesome smoothies (or margaritas) and name it sheila

318 Julia Riley October 4, 2010 at 4:28 pm

I also love that food processor. I would call it Pippy, because it’s a spunky little name, and food processors are the spunkiest appliances.
I want to kiss your fridge.

319 Nanette October 4, 2010 at 4:28 pm

I would love love love the black mixer and I would name her Mommy the mixer because she would take the hard work of baking away from the mom ;)

320 Justine October 4, 2010 at 4:29 pm

I would love the food processor. Her name would be Ethel.

321 Lia October 4, 2010 at 4:30 pm

How in the heck are we supposed to choose one of these appliances? Honestly I could use all of them. Ummmm let’s say the blender. I really enjoy making smoothies and blenders are just so versatile. Bella the Blender!

322 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 4:31 pm

oh my goodness, i just might die happy if i could get a new coffee maker! The Kenmore Elite coffee grinder and brewer would be fantastic – i would name it brewster because well, i’m not feeling very creative…and i just want COFFEE!

323 Katie Cook October 4, 2010 at 4:32 pm

oooooooh sweet jesus I do want me one of those shiny red stand mixers… i would name him Lord Burley (after Queen Elizabeth I right hand man and general get ‘er done-er).. L.B would help me get my act together in the kitchen!

324 Bethy C October 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

It would have to be the stand mixer and I would call HIM……..Harry the hottie………

325 Jennie October 4, 2010 at 4:35 pm

I would love the stand mixer. I would name her Suzy… because with her help I could be Suzy Homemaker! :)

326 Jeanette Milam October 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Oh, I love the induction burner! That would be great when having all my family over for Birthdays and Holidays!!

I would name it Henri the Hottie!

327 Wendy October 4, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I need that gorgeous “iPod white” stand mixer. I believe I would name it Elsa, because I would most likely become Elsa the Fat Cow from all the yummy desserts I would bake! Moo!!!

328 Val G. October 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Heather, this is the most awesome giveaway ever!
I would do dirty things to have a black stand mixer. I would name him Fabio, because of said dirty things.

329 nancie October 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

i’d LOVE the toaster oven…i NEED the toaster oven…the last one i had back in my OLD college days, got ruined b/c i left a loaf of bread on top of it while it was hot…so it made a big ole’ melted hot/sticky/grosss mess…and i haven’t had a toaster oven since…but i’ve really wanted one. i’ve learned my lesson…no more loaves of bread on top of the toaster oven…no no no…bad idea. i know that now. i’d name her tollie… : ) my sweet tollie! who’d make me wonderful things for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND SNACKS…who could ask for more??!!

330 Missy October 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

I would love to win that fancy pants toaster oven. I would call it Preston Toastington the Third cause that’s a fancy name

331 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm

I am in desperate need of a new coffee pot. Spending FAR TOO much at the shop because mine sucks. Sooooooooo, to pay homage to the good cup of coffee, I’d name it….wait for it….Buck Star!

332 Kerry Kincade October 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm

The stand mixer (white). I would name him Stan. Because he just looks like a Stan! And, of course Stan loves cookies and all baked goods.

333 michelle October 4, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Definitely the blender. I would name it Agatha.

334 Rachel October 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Oh myyyy. I would swoop one of those black standing mixers, and name it Little Martha Stewart, because when I bake (which i do often) I like to think somewhere, somehow, Martha Stewart is proud of me and my food.

335 Linda S October 4, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Freddie Prinze the Food Processor…..same initials….and they’re both cute

336 Summer C October 4, 2010 at 4:46 pm

I would love to have that Stainless Steel Food Processor. My current little one just can’t handle all the food I need processed! It’s name would be … Oiseau Mère :)

337 stuckinmypedals October 4, 2010 at 4:46 pm

I would like the red mixer. I would name it Cookie Monster. Yes, I know he’s blue, but I would use the mixer to make cookies all the time. Incidentally, my laptop is named Morgan Freeman. He is pleased to meet your fridge.

338 Patty Smith October 4, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Peter the processor! (as in food processor)

339 Ashley October 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm

I also have to go with the black stand mixer, which would affectionately be dubbed “Whirlwind”.

The thought makes me all twingy.

340 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm

The magnetic induction is calling to me. Do you have any idea how much easier my life will be when my kids don’t like what I have made for dinner and I have to make pasta? I don’t even want to tell you. But her name will be Agnes. That’s just cause it’s an awesome name.

341 Karen B October 4, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Oooh – the stainless steel food processor and I would name him Charlie
Karen B´s last [type] ..The Ghandi Experiment – BE the change…

342 Tracy October 4, 2010 at 4:48 pm

I hear the toaster oven calling out to me …. “Tracy, Oliver wants to come home to you.”

343 Wendy October 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Stainless Steel Food Processor to make the babies food. My husband said he would name it Megatron!!!!

344 Jen October 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm

The blender would be awesome because somehow we don’t have one. I would call it Bob since that’s what my little guy names EVERYTHING!

345 Clara October 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Toaster Oven…… Mine would be named Quickie….. when you are in the mood for a Quickie ;-)

346 Beth October 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Tough decision, but I’ve got to go with the fancy blender. Mostly cause margaritas are just about my favorite thing ever and they mentioned them in the captions. And her name? Rita, of course!

347 Inge October 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm

I must have the “King of Food Processing” or KFP for short. In case my code is too cryptic, it’s the Kenmore Food Processor.

348 Laura October 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm

I so want the white mixer to go with my new kitchen! I’d name it Max the Mixer because I have always wanted to name a kid Max. My husband says no so why not a mixer? :)

349 JennyZ October 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm

Totally the blender…and I would name him 5pm…as he would make me yums yums everyday at that magical happy hour.

350 Kathy Burns October 4, 2010 at 4:56 pm

I think that te Magnetic Induction is way cool. It would fit right in with our tailgating parties.

I would name this new appliance “Raven” as it would be used at ALL of our Ravens tailgating parties :)

P.S. Your fridge looks wondeful!

351 ash October 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm

I would love the red mixer and would name her Lola. Not ultra original, but fantastic none the less.

352 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm

That stainless steel food processor is so shiny, and sleek, and just… mmmm! He’s just so sophisticated that he HAS to be a Felix.

353 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Ooooooh, my toaster oven just broke on me and I used it ALLLLLLL the time. So I would name her Frances if she becomes mine because that sounds like a strong name and my toaster oven has to be a strong worker.

354 BecZhang October 4, 2010 at 4:58 pm

I am in love with the all of them especially the red stand mixer. Her name would be Ruby.
BecZhang´s last [type] ..the chris rock of kindergarten

355 neena October 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm

I want the coffee maker!!!

356 Julie October 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm

I would LOVE the Black stand mixer and I would name it “Louie” after my sister-in-laws Italian father who makes the worlds BEST Italian pastries. His Zeppoles are to die for. I could learn to bake with a mixer like that!!

357 karyn October 4, 2010 at 4:59 pm

The stand mixer. And I’d name him Marvin the mixer :)

358 Emily October 4, 2010 at 5:01 pm

I could realllly use the red mixer. I would call her Sassy, and she would be do all my dirty work around the holidays :-)

359 Emmy B October 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

I could reallly use the red mixer. I would call her Sassy, and she would do all my heavy stirring during the holidays :-)

360 Julie October 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

I would name my new food processor Herbert.

361 Karen October 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Coffee maker…..Morning Glory!

362 Cameron October 4, 2010 at 5:03 pm

The toaster oven is Leonardo– both because of the Da Vinci-esque creative baking genius that finds its perfection in the warmth of the interior, but also because it is a perfectly scaled smaller ideal model of a common oven, Just as Mr. DiCaprio is for male humans.

363 Marianne October 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Ooh, I would love the magnetic induction burner. How cool is that? I’d call it Gadget.

364 Shawna October 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm

Love the red stand mixer. Her name would be scarlett.

365 Mandie Segura October 4, 2010 at 5:09 pm

I’d take the toaster oven & name it Tad.

Tad the toaster. I think it sounds nice. :)

366 MegLOVEStombrady October 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

I would like to win the blender because I need one. crazy. I was going to be like I want the one burner appliance. But I don’t need that. However, seeing the burner make me think of Eric Byrnes. The retired MLB player. Who, I just found out, now plays softball for fun. And OMG he just made 11 million dollars doing nothing. How is that possible? Umm. Back to the name of the blender…it will be named Eric Byrnes. So random. I hope I win!
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367 Veronica Turner October 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

So we would love Muffin the Stand Mixer because my Melanie would love for me to bake more :)
Veronica Turner´s last [type] ..Up

368 D. Pharr October 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

four slot toaster – “Brave”

369 Melanie October 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm

my oh my oh my! I’ve seen others toss around need vs want! lol I WANT a stand mixer…However I NEED a new food processor as mine sounds like it’s one pulse away from spontaneous combustion! And I don’t know why but the first name that comes to mind is Squirt! So Squirt the food processor it would be :D

370 Momma Chaos October 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Ok I really really wanted (and need) a new fridge like yours.. Me likeas!! However, I will happily take one of the stand mixers (black or red) and I will call him Pete.. Why Pete? Because I am always saying “For the love of Pete” and my kids are always saying “Who the heck is Pete?”.. Sooo, I have long claimed to name my next born child Pete but alas no more kiddos are coming so I’ll name the mixer Pete.. :)
Momma Chaos´s last [type] ..Sick kid- Vengeful uterus &amp surprises

371 Emily October 4, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Freeman is gorgeous! I would choose a stand mixer, and I would name him Henry, because I think he would be around forever and work very hard without complaint.

372 Cass October 4, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Coffee Grinder and Brewer. I think I’d name her Perky because she percolates and she helps the illusion of what I try to pull off as perky….which may be more like “functioning” than perky. If my coffee maker ground it’s own beans that would certainly aid in the illusion of perky.

373 Tricia October 4, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Ohhh the stainless steel food processor. Please random selector pick me!!! I could whip up so many delicious goodness with that beautiful, shiny applicance.

374 Jill October 4, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Coffee Grinder Brewer!!!! Mmmmm…. sweet deliciousness of coffee. And I would name her Mimi. Working hard to get us off on the right foot each day.

375 Kimmy October 4, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Hands down, the stainless steel food processor! Whose name would be … Sally. Mustang Sally when I’m whipping up a whole bunch of something.

376 kim October 4, 2010 at 5:23 pm

interesting how the names lean towards the masculine….i like the name barney. always have liked it but would never name a child barney,lol! i would pick the food processor as i am developing some arthritis in my hands and hand chopping is becoming a bit of a challenge.

377 Leann October 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Oh I most definitely need the coffee grinder and brewer, and I would call it “heaven” in the morning. :) No really, I’d probably name it “Joe”. Obvious choice but sure to make me smile every day.

378 Aimee Oakes October 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm

I am all over the candy apple red stand mixer. I would name her Shelby, because this mixer would lure me into the kitchen just like my husband lured me in with the candy-apple red Shelby GT500 he had when we first started dating :)

379 Jenni Williams October 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm

oh the mixer! My mixer needs a girlfriend. I shall name her Barbie.

380 Sandy October 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

ooohhh. red stand mixer. named ariel (was just watching little mermaid with my girls yesterday).

381 Lisa @ lists in my pocket October 4, 2010 at 5:28 pm

I would want the food processor, and I would name him Pesto. Because that’s what I want to make with the appliance, and Pesto the Processor sounds nice. :)
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382 Sherry October 4, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Oh that lovely stand up mixer….what a beaut!

383 Alison October 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm

I’m a sucker for toaster ovens. They do so MUCH! I’d name my toaster oven Bagel, inspired by my favorite toasted item… and only from Western Bagel.

384 Jennieology October 4, 2010 at 5:31 pm

That food processor would look lovely in my soon to be newly remodeled kitchen, and it would be well loved! I have always wanted a food processor, but just keep having to buy more practical things like food and clothing (okay the clothing may not always be practical, like when it comes with dinosaur feet, but still).

385 Jennieology October 7, 2010 at 7:44 pm

I forgot to give it a name, I would name it Big Daddy, because it will be the coolest appliance I own!

386 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Oooh, shiny! I want that coffee grinder/brewer baaaaddd. I’d name her Rosie, like the robot housekeeper from the Jetsons. :)

387 Laura Morales October 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm

I’d love to win the Four Slice Stainless Steel Toaster and I’d name it The Toastamatic 2000!

388 Jess October 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm

I NEED the food processor. I NEED it. Do you understand my NEED?

I would name it Everything, because that is what it would be to me.

389 Laura October 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm

I would love the black stand mixer and would name her Black Velvet :)

390 Jennifer October 4, 2010 at 5:34 pm

The stand mixer, and we’d name him Oliver, because it’d been peppy.

391 LizzieKate October 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Wow! I’d have to say the stand mixer in red and her name would be Scarlet! I’m going to name all of my appliances now. :)

392 Claire Bidwell Smith October 4, 2010 at 5:39 pm

I love, love, love the toaster oven! I would name it Harrison.

393 Tracy October 4, 2010 at 5:41 pm

I don’t have a mixer… Suzie Homemaker I am NOT. So, I’d love the stand mixer.. in white. My kitchen is orange, so white would look sooo good in it! When I win this mixer, I’m going to name it Marty Mixer…. after the mail guy at work – I don’t know why, it just sounds too damn good I guess!

394 Shannon Junttila October 4, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Oh…the stand mixer for sure. For all my cupcake and cookie making. And her name would be Betty after the one and only Betty crocker! Thanks for such a great contest!

395 LPB October 4, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Who couldn’t use a Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer? That thing is awesome!
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396 erika October 4, 2010 at 5:46 pm

the red mixer- i would name her betty after my domestic diva aunt! :-)

397 Mrs. K October 4, 2010 at 5:47 pm

I would get the stand mixer in the i-pod like white and name it “Make Me A Cake” . This is awesome!!!
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398 Joanna October 4, 2010 at 5:48 pm

I have wanted a stand mixer for a couple years now. I keep asking for one from my Mom for Christmas…guess she’s not good at “subtle” clues when I make crappy cookies for Christmas?!

Anyways, I shall call her Mrs. Clause…’cause I want the RED ONE!!!

399 Elizabeth McCarthy October 4, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Most definitely the Coffee Grinder and Brewer . . . by the name of Eduardo. . . then I could start each day by saying, “Heellllloooo Eduardo!”
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400 liz October 4, 2010 at 5:49 pm

I want the ipod white stand mixer! I would name her Betty because she would be replacing my white stand mixer that I inherited from my Grandma Betty who died almost 30 years ago. That would make my stand mixer about 50 years old. Is it weird to name an appliance after your grandma?

401 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm

The magnetic induction…. I’ve become quite a chef (if I can brag a minute) and that would be awesome!!!!

Name: Gertrude (because that was the name my mom always used to use for anything that wasn’t named… and I miss my mom)

BTW: My grandma (mom’s mom) used to name everything, it was passed down to my mom, then to me :)

402 Matt October 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm

The stand mixer because my wife would love it and she would call it Stanley.

403 Cora October 4, 2010 at 5:51 pm

Hello I definitely need the toaster oven and I would name him Salvador because he’s dead sexy

404 meghan October 4, 2010 at 5:52 pm

The stand mixer! The stand mixer! I shall call him Art.

405 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Oh man…if that toaster oven came home with me? It’s name would be Phred.

406 Aimee October 4, 2010 at 5:53 pm

I AM SOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS OF THAT AMAZINGGGGGGG FRIDGE! I bet you totally pet it whenever you go to get a drink! :-)

Anyway–I have this ghetto 2 slice toaster from Wal-mart that only fits half the toast into it. So you need to toast each side once. Ummmm yeah–needless to say I need 4 slice toaster baby!!!!

And I would call it toasty tim!

407 Shannon October 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm

Awesome giveaway ever!

The blender would be the best! Making a margarita at the end of a LONG day with a 2 & 5 year old would be a Mommies best gift ever! I will call her…Beauty :)

BTW – Heather, we play rock, paper, scissors with our 2 year old daughter’s diapers too! I thought that was fun we have something in common :)

408 Maureen October 4, 2010 at 5:54 pm

I would love the stand mixer…I just took the Wilton Cake Decorating class and would love it for my frosting and cakes. I would name him Wilson sounds like Wilton and reminds me of Wilson from the Tom Hanks movie Castaway, his volleyball was named Wilson, don’t ask long day and my imagination went crazy.

409 Christina October 4, 2010 at 5:56 pm

One of each please!! No really that food processor would totally rock my world and I would name it The General as I am theGrand Queen of the kitchen and it will be my General in the cooking wars.
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410 Kim October 4, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I would love to have a stand up mixer. One with an LED bowl light? Awesome.

For a name? There is a bit of a story behind this, but to make it short – one of my elementary students overheard an older brother talking about the Shang dynasty. She came to school asking this question: “What is shang? Is that like a contraction (what we were talking about the day before) of shiny and ‘thang’?

Since he’s such a shiny “thang” (excuse the Texas drawl) he shall now be known as shang.

411 Zsuzsanna October 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm

A shiny red stand mixer — because I really need to be able to make cookie dough in larger batches.

412 Yvonne October 4, 2010 at 5:58 pm

For sure it would be the Magnetic Induction extra burner – how cool is that? I would name it Marvin – as in Marvin the Martian – it’s just so futuristic! And what a sweet refrigerator! that’s like the one we were looking at!

413 Zandi October 4, 2010 at 5:59 pm

ahhh the stainless steel food processor! Never owned/ used one but methinks I’d like it , a LOT.

Name: HEARTTHROB coz its sexy AND it has a PULSE ;)

414 Saily October 4, 2010 at 6:00 pm

I would love the grind and brew coffee maker for my husband. It would be named Pelé…hopefully it is as fast as him!

415 Heather October 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm

I swoon over the pretty pretty kenmore food processor. I am just thinking about all of the pesto, homemade peanut butter and pie crusts that could be made in it.

416 Melissa K October 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Ooohhh so jealous of the new fridge. I’d pick the stand mixer and name it Vivian because its sassy! I think she’d be the queen bee of the kitchen. haha

417 Holly Strickland October 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm

I would love the toaster oven!!! I would like to name it Simon the Shiny Toastmaster. It seems to fit!

418 Valarie October 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm

I will be needing the four slot toaster. I shall call him Mother’s Lil Helper, but you have to say it in saucy british accent like in the Beatles song. He (yes, he is a he) is so named because with his help I will be able to feed both my children their wholesome and delicious waffles for breakfast without a freaking FRENZY breaking out over who gets their breakfast first. Thank you!

419 Ana October 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm

ooooh la la! I want the black mixer…and I will name it Black Beauty!

420 Beth October 4, 2010 at 6:02 pm

The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. Oh my gosh to be able to grind my own beans? So cool. His name shall be Stanley.

421 Kristi Willison October 4, 2010 at 6:05 pm

OOH I want The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer! I would name her Mary because I think she needs a name that signifies something holy because that’s how I feel about my coffee.

Pick me, pick me! I don’t have a coffee maker that does anything cool like this one!

422 casie c. October 4, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Food processor!! They are so sleek!

423 ali October 4, 2010 at 6:05 pm

the toaster oven! ohhh how i’ve dreamed of a toaster oven, i would name him McToasty (and yes, he’s a man).

424 Terra October 4, 2010 at 6:06 pm

I would totally dig the 4 slice toaster, and I would hug him and love him and name him Geooooooooooooorge.

425 Laura October 4, 2010 at 6:06 pm

I need a toaster oven SOOO bad! That is one sexy toaster oven too. I’d name her Medusa.

426 Anna Dann October 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

the food processor, of course!

427 Erin October 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I love the red stand mixer…her name would be trixie the mixie

428 Becky October 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I would love the black mixer. I think I would name it Sir Mix a Lot.

429 Jtrudo October 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I like the blender the best.

I would call it the berry best blender.

Jennifer

430 Angie Stanley October 4, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Oh! Oh! Oh! I would LOVE the white stand mixer! She’s is so pretty and I would call her my beauty Betty White. :) ‘Cause who doesn’t love Betty White?!
What a fun contest! And congrats on the gorgeous fridge! Yay for you!!

431 Shannon October 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm

I really need a new food processor and it’s so pretty!!

432 Katye October 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm

After clicking on the pictures, I 1st noticed the toaster. We need a new toaster. But then I saw the 4 slice toaster. Well now, we actually need that instead. But then 1 picture over, I finally stopped and said THIS! THIS is what I need! I would call it pluto because it reminds me of the character from Labyrinth.

433 Katye October 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm

And the THIS would be the toaster oven…. hehe

434 johanna October 4, 2010 at 6:10 pm

the food processor! To be named Ms Smooove.

435 Liesel October 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm

I like the induction burner!

436 mjp October 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I need the red mixer because I love red and it would rival the cool mixer my sister has.

437 Marissa October 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I’d want an induction burner and I’d name it Stan…I name pretty much any inanimate object Stan.

438 Kathy Stevenson October 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I would want the bright red mixer! I would name it Big Red!

439 Kara @ His, Hers and Ours October 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

I’m totally in love with all the sexy appliances, but, the practical side of me is screaming 4 slot toaster. And a name? “KeepYourHandsOffKids”

440 ailo October 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Oh goodness. I’d wrap the food processor in warm blankets and cuddle with it. It’s really shiny and snazzy looking, though, so it can’t just have any old name. It has to be a name that fits with its sleek, capable design. Marylin, I think. Everyone wants her, few will get her.

441 Jessica B October 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

I like the Induction Burner! I’ve wanted one of those for years… since I saw it on the food network as an up and coming way of cooking. I’d name it Emeril because BAM! the food is cooked just like that!

442 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Count me for the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. I would name it Buck 0′ Star – to remind me that *I* don’t have to go to one any longer!

443 Karen B October 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm

Ooooooooooooo, SHINY!! I just can’t choose between the toaster oven, the blender or the food processor. Well, I have not had a toaster oven for years, and this one looks too cool, so I guess that would be my first choice!

444 Karen B October 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

Oh, and I would name it Hot Mama or Sparky (whichever best suited her personality)

445 Anna October 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm

I neeeeeeddddd the toaster oven!! Our microwave has been broken for about 4 months now and we simply don’t have the money to buy a new one right now, atleast if we would like food to cook in it! I think Mr. Toasty fits him just perfectly. =D

446 M. October 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Shiny new fridge, nice- defrosting once a week sounds maddening.

Me, I’d pick the (also very shiny) toaster oven. To toast things awesomely. As for names? ‘The Courageous Little Toaster (Oven)’, because Brave is taken :x

447 megan marie October 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm

I could totally use a new blender, and theirs is quite lovely. And it would for sure be named Casper.
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448 Cindy_S October 4, 2010 at 6:17 pm

toaster oven
name: BLT (Brave Little Toaster… I <3 that movie!)

449 Jennifer October 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

I want the magnetic induction burner because it’s awesome and when I asked my husband’s opinion on what to name it he suggested Hal. Why Hal you ask? He said it reminds him of Hal9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey (which I have never seen and had to google to make sure I got the title and spelling right.) Hal seems like a good name though.

450 Tara October 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

So many options, so many wants! I am not sure I can choose between the magnetic induction burner (Magneto, of course), the smoothie blender (Charles), or even the toaster oven (Alastair). Our toaster oven is sad and old and we have no blender (I know, a total shame!) The magnetic burner is just super cool. If Random Generator chooses me, I’ll definitely need help deciding!

451 Kathy L Rende October 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm

It would have to be the blender. Mine broke this weekend. I don’t name inanimate objects. The toaster oven is pretty awesome too!

452 Chessie October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

I LOVE the white mixer! I’d name her Cupcake since that’s what she’d be making most! =)

453 Michonne October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Ooh! Food processor! My old one is cracked and leaking. I don’t know why, but the name “Hank” just came to mind, so I guess that would be its name. :-) Kudos on the new fridge!

454 Jamie S October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Food Processor! I need a food processor!!!! They all look so pretty and shiny!

455 laura October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

i’d love the toaster. i need a toaster! a name? hmmm.. let’s go with Toasty. sorry it it’s already taken but i am the 445 person to comment!!

456 NYCrystal October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Oooohhhh…i love the coffee grinder and brewer. I would name it Mocha!

457 Tanya October 4, 2010 at 6:20 pm

The food processor! He’ll be named Reverend Cutty Butty!

458 Lauren October 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm

The blender! And I would name it Snooki.

459 Rachel October 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm

I would choose the induction burner. I would call it Varya. I would use it to make huge pots of borsch. The name Varya reminds me of “varit’”, “to boil” in Russian, and also I had a Russian acquaintance named Varya who loved to cook! (The name really isn’t related to “to boil,” though, it’s just the short form of the name Varvara (Barbara). X-D

460 MBKimmy October 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Food processor all the way … OMG the stuff I could do with that thing … short of wanting to marry it I know my husband would LOVE me if I had one!
I would name him Bettis … Kind of like Bet this … my hubby would LOVE me for real! hahah Yep Bettis would be his name! I would kiss him!
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461 Lucy G October 4, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Ooo – are you sure you don’t want to give me your fridge? I think perhaps we inherited your old fridge as the description sounds awfully familiar. Was yours also that awful almond colour that just looks like a filthy white fridge?

If I can not win your fridge, I would be thrilled to win that sexy red stand mixer. I may name her Roxanne (because I now have a Sting song in my head), or I might just name her Atomic because she’d be da bomb!!
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462 Jami October 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm

I NEED that toaster oven! Mine is shameful andI can’t get rid of it because I use it every day. I would have to name her Thelma. I don’t know, I just think it fits.

463 amy October 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm

i’d love the stainless steel blender because ours has just about had it. my 20 month old loves smoothies and asks for “smoodies” all of the time so that would be it’s name if it came home to us.

464 CherylD October 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm

A food processor! I refuse to puree food in a blender ever again. One too many bad experiences. But I would LOVE to make my own peanut butter. And since he has such powerful “teeth”, I’d have to name him Jaws.

465 Carolina Stumpges October 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm

Toaster oven! And I would name her Maggie for magnificent! Corny I know…

466 GretchenM. October 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm

My next kitchen will actually have enough counter space for a toaster oven…and since I made the hubs get rid of his when I moved in a few years back he should get a new one. We’d name this fine gadget Brutus, though I’m not sure why:)

p.s. my Kenmore Elite fridge isn’t as new or shiny as the SpohrFridge (it’s sooo 2009) but we love it…and Windex of all things does an awesome job of cleaning the stainless steel.

467 Debb Lou October 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Oh, boy… a toaster… but, not any old toaster… let me introduce Tom .. the toaster… yep.. sleek, shiny and so manly looking… great looks; but, low upkeep… the strong, silent type… and pretty cute, too.
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468 Jessica October 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm

I know this makes me a lame old woman, but I so want that 4 slice toaster. Now a name for it…hmmmm I think I’d have to wait until I get to know its personality a bit better =)

469 Karen Junge October 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm

Margaritas on demand blender.
I would problay call him edward .. why cause it is nice new and sexy

470 buffi October 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm

I would really love that red mixer so that I can make cookies w/ my kids again….I would name it Raider in honor of my beloved Texas Tech Red Raiders – we shall not discuss this year’s football team. *sigh*

471 Audra October 4, 2010 at 6:30 pm

The Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer. Why? Because it grinds AND brews…and I am VERY LAZY in the morning. Freshly ground coffee without all of the work is where it’s at. I would name her Josey. I was going to go with Joe, the coffee alias, but in my experience men aren’t all that with it early in the morning.

472 Allison October 4, 2010 at 6:30 pm

The magnetic induction burner would be a great addition for holiday cooking. I would name her Cali, because if it is quick and efficient it is clearly female.

473 Chantelle @ photo mommy October 4, 2010 at 6:30 pm

The toaster! I would name it Mr. Toasty!
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474 L.A. King October 4, 2010 at 6:31 pm

I would love to have the induction burner. I will name him Phil.
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475 pilotswife97 October 4, 2010 at 6:31 pm

I would choose the red stand up mixer. Right now I don’t have a mixer and I’ve occasionally had to bring out the old fashioned potato masher to mix cookies:) I would call her Delilah, because it sounds like a naughty girl’s name. She would make us all kinds luxuriously sweet and fattening desserts.

476 Bethany October 4, 2010 at 6:32 pm

What a great contest! I would love the induction burner! I shall name him Rhett.

477 Julie October 4, 2010 at 6:32 pm

What I would give for a stand mixer!! You know I would have to name her Paula…..Since Paula Deen is my idol, hero and inspirtation in the kitchen!

478 gillian October 4, 2010 at 6:33 pm

I would LUV a food processor..”george of the kitchen”

479 Lisa B October 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm

I would pick the Ipod white mixer. I need that mixer. I would name it……. INeverWinAnythingButWantToWinThisMixerReallyBad.
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480 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 6:34 pm

I would love a red stand mixer. I would affectionately call him Stanley… why, you ask? Well because I thought it sounded good with him being a “Stan”d mixer and all (=
(Corny, I know!)

481 Donna Y October 4, 2010 at 6:35 pm

The stand mixer in black. I’d name him Sherman.

482 Gabriella October 4, 2010 at 6:35 pm

I would make 8 million cake mix cookies with the Black Stand Mixer. Right now I do it all by hand! So I will call it Buddy. Because it will be my new buddy!

483 Sharyl October 4, 2010 at 6:36 pm

I would love the food processor.

484 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 6:36 pm

Stand mixer! Stand mixer!!!!

485 Sarah Alex October 4, 2010 at 6:36 pm

I would get the black standalone mixer and name it Maximus the Mixer! I just started cooking and baking a lot more so I would love it!

Love the photo of you proposing to the refrigerator. Not gonna lie, sometimes I really feel like I want to marry my kitchen appliances, too.

486 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 6:37 pm

The mixer is what I want, and I would name it Sir-Mix-a-Lot!

487 Lindsey October 4, 2010 at 6:38 pm

The blender.
I would call it The Synthesizer in a really loud dude voice.

488 Arturo October 4, 2010 at 6:40 pm

I have always wanted a stand mixer. I would name it the shake-it-like-it’s-hot, or SHILIH for short.

489 Roberta October 4, 2010 at 6:41 pm

We had the most beautiful red kitty that was more human than you can imagine! So a red appliance… I am all over that! Plus since I do not cook my husband, who was also the “red person’s” favorite he would SO LOVE THAT!!

490 Gina October 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Hmm, Food Processor, and I would name him Chip. Beautiful fridge!

491 Kat C October 4, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Ella the Elite Coffee Barista. The woman of my caffeinated dreams.

492 Angel October 4, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I like the the blender. I’d name the blender Mr. Smooth since I would be making smoothies. =]

493 Kelly October 4, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Ooooh, I want the the fridge! Oh wait, that wasn’t the prize was it. My bad. Ok, in that case, I want the smoothie machine, which I will name Marge–as is Marge-a-rita. Ok, so I know what it means, but the kids won’t get it! :) Actually, the kids will get many more smoothies with it (but I’ll still get my margaritas!)

494 Tammy October 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Oh how I would love the mixer…any color will do! We will name her Merry the Mixer! She will feel right at home with all her Kenmore brothers and sisters. Kenmore- dishwasher, stove, microwave, fridge, and vacuum…which we bought from Sears! :) We LOVE Kenmore and Sears! <3 Congrats on your new fridge!

495 EmilyInCocktailLand October 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm

I would like the magnetic induction thingy…I know I would constantly refer it as a bunson burner, which makes no sense, and it would affectionately be refered to as Bunson. Kinda cute!

My husband would like the blender. He is a smoothie lover. And he would name it something that I cannot repeat.

496 AppleTree October 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm

I need a larger food processor. I’d name it Choppy, a nod to Chairy on PeeWee’s Playhouse.

P.S. You have the shiniest fridge EVER!

497 Gretchen October 4, 2010 at 6:48 pm

I would love the magnetic induction plate. I’d name him Red. I bet he gets red when he’s hot.

498 Carmen October 4, 2010 at 6:49 pm

I love the coffee maker. I’d name it Hello gorgeous, because that’s what I would say to it in the morning when I stumble into the kitchen ;)

499 Kim Yates October 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm

I would love the toaster!

500 TwinCitiesLynn October 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Oh how badly I need the toaster oven. Our oven gave out, the stove still works, but the oven only spews gas when you turn it on. Obviously I dont turn it on anymore, so Toasty the toaster oven would save me a lot of grief, and I could make muffins again!

501 Isabel October 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm

I love love the coffee grinder and brewer! How fresh and delicious would my coffee be? So delicious I’d name her Scrumptious. Nice.

502 Lindsey Willis October 4, 2010 at 6:52 pm

My husband and I just got married a month and a half ago, then bought a house 11 days later. (yes, we are crazy). And you know what we didn’t get for our wedding? That’s right…a toaster. We have every appliance under the sun except a toaster. I would very much like a new shiny toaster. I would name him Teddy. I would love him a lot.

503 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm

I’m jealous of your fancy-pants new fridge!

I have the stand mixer already (and OH, is that thing SEXY!), or I’d wish for that one. I would dearly love the food processor, though. I think I’d have to name it Fred. Doesn’t it look like a Fred to you? :)

504 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Ooh, the induction burner! And I shall call it… Indiana, after the dog.

505 Kasey Gary October 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm

The white stand mixer is BEAUTIFUL!! and I’d name him Mix-Master-Mike. It’s a throw back to Beastie Boys and it MIXES!! I love it!

506 Momma Lioness Michele October 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Loving the magnetic induction – how cool is that? Her name would be HotSpot – sounds saucy and also descriptive. Thanks for the chance to win!

507 Momma Lioness Michele October 4, 2010 at 6:59 pm

I mean the magic burner thingie – I’m not a cook, obviously :) . But maybe winning this would inspire me to learn!

508 Tracey October 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

Oh I would love the Food Processor and I shall call him “Squishy” because he would make all the food become squishy for me!

I am really in love with your new fridge. If you find it grows legs and leaves California and starts heading to the East Coast, you will know why!
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509 Jamie Z. October 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

The four-slice toaster please, and I’d name him Theo.

510 Rian Moody October 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

It was terribly hard to pick a favorite but I decided on the New Toaster Oven. It’s all stainless and digital and just fabulous.

I would name my new toaster oven Mr. Krispie!!!!! And I would hug it and squeeze it and call it Mr. Krispie!

511 Jenna October 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

I would name the food processor Dave – mostly because I knew this guy once named Dave. Long story, short comment.

512 jenny October 4, 2010 at 6:56 pm

*cookie monster voice* Me want teh food processor… me need,want, love to have food processor. Please pick the food processor for me!!!

And I will name her GD Cook A Lot Polly McProcessor.

513 Kimme October 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm

I would choose the black stand mixer, because it’s the one minor appliance that we’ve been putting off purchasing for years. As for a name, how about something tongue in cheek, like Sir Mix a Lot?

514 Diane October 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Freddie. Freddie the Food Processor. I shall tuck him in at night with only the best blankets. Or tea towels. Whichever.

515 Lyndsey October 4, 2010 at 6:59 pm

I would love the Magnetic induction thingymajig, I’ve never even seen or heard of this but I could definitely put it to good use. I would call it my thingymajig.

516 Michelle October 4, 2010 at 6:59 pm

I would love the all black stand mixer. I’ve been drooling over them for a long time! I would call her Myrtle the Mixer. I had a great aunt named Myrtle who baked all the time!
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517 Angela P October 4, 2010 at 7:01 pm

I need the stand mixer! I’ve been using a hand held mixer that my mom gave me when I went off to college a really, really long time ago!

518 Lisa Johnson October 4, 2010 at 7:01 pm

I want that mixer in black. We never got married (together 15 yrs, 3 kids, yadda yadda) so never got a bridal shower and all the gifts that go with it. Wah. So I’ll name it Gates, you know, since it will be rolling in the dough.

519 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Margarite the Red Stand-up Mixer is practically begging to come home with me!

Oh Margarite my sweet.. how I long to have you…

hehehe

520 Heather October 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm

I would love the blender! I could actually blend ice:) So very exciting…I would name him frosty for all the frosty drinks I could make.

521 Naomi Haugland October 4, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Ohhhhh *squee* over the toaster oven! I would have to call it Fred though, because I have this small teensy irrational fear of toaster ovens…. and well, Freddy just doesn’t seem to fit!

522 MMD October 4, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Oh, the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer please! I was never a coffee drinker until I had a child of my own so I’d call it life saver!

523 Kimberly October 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Ohh, the toaster oven please! I will love him and pet him and name him…. Angus :)

524 Lindsay Urkow October 4, 2010 at 7:06 pm

I would love the stainless steel food processor. I’d name him Reginald, because really, there aren’t enough Reginald’s in the world…

525 Emily October 4, 2010 at 7:07 pm

I want the four-slice toaster, and I’d name him Terrance.

526 Amber Faulk October 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm

I would looove the mixer! Her name would be Minnie! She would help make cheese balls and brownies!

527 Rachel October 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm

I want one of the stand mixers, I really want the red one but it doesn’t match my house at all. The gray one would be nice instead.

I’d name it Ben, since my husband wouldn’t let me name our son that.

528 Leslie October 4, 2010 at 7:10 pm

I would kill to have the red stand mixer!! I would name her FOXY!

529 Kayt October 4, 2010 at 7:11 pm

I want a black stand mixer. I will hug it and love it and call it George. Or maybe Julia, for Childs. All though George is funnier….

530 Judy October 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm

I just love the handsome coffe maker- and would respectfully call it Charles. Waking up to Charles’ brew every morning would start my days off right!

531 Stephanie October 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm

I would choose the red stand mixer. I would name her Aunt Sassy.

532 Juanita October 4, 2010 at 7:15 pm

I think I would want that induction cooking thingy. I have 3 kids who love pasta and since moving a few months ago from city water to well water- the well water seems to take longer to boil (we brought the stove with us so I dont think it is that). And I would probably call it Whatchamacallit. :)

533 Tamela October 4, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Oooh, I love the blender. I NEED a new blender. Bad. I’d name him Squirmley after a stingray some random LOUD kids named at the aquarium this weekend, and yelled SQUIRMLEY! SQUIRMLEY! over.and.over. It’s in now in my head. Maybe a new blender would get it out?

534 Adara October 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm

I would love to get the toster oven and I would name it Fred. Why Fred? Plain, simple, comfortable…in one word stable. And that toaster oven would provide stability in my kitchen. Quick batch of cookies; no problem. Reheat that pizza; done in a minute. Toast that everything bagel perfectly; heck yes…nothing says stable kitchen like a toaster oven named Fred and a perfectly toasted everything bagel!

535 maggie October 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm

Bob. I would name my new magnetic induction cooker Bob. I know a Bob. I name everything worthwhile Bob, to make up for the fact that he should not be named Bob!

536 Elizabeth October 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm

The white stand mixer so I don’t have to use my parents’ terrible one again this Thanksgiving. It would be called Baker Helper, and would join my nephews in the ranks of my sous-chefs.

537 Julie Tocher October 4, 2010 at 7:21 pm

I would LOVE the food processor! My 14 year old daughter actually asked for one for Christmas ! I would name it Whirrled Peas!

538 Elizabeth October 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Or, the toaster oven, and it would be called Joe in honor of the editor of my local paper’s food section.

539 Janelle October 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm

We’ve been mulling over a toaster oven for a while – when he is mine I will name him Mr. T – as he will pity the fool who doesn’t own one.

540 sheri October 4, 2010 at 7:24 pm

I would love a blender since I shattered mine on the kitchen floor a few months ago. I think a blender should be called mabel.

541 MazingAmy/GridironGoddess October 4, 2010 at 7:26 pm

The food processor for sure since my TINY micro sized one is, I shit you not, 16 years old. A relic from just after USC days.

I would name him Vincente after Vincente Minnelli. Because the main thing I food process is garlic. And also Meet Me In St. Louis is a lovely film. And Gigi, I can never get enough of Gigi.
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542 Mama Bub October 4, 2010 at 7:26 pm

The food processor! I’ve never owned one. I would name him Percy.

543 Overflowing Brain (Katie) October 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm

The Toaster Oven. Which I would name Taye Diggs. Because both heat (me) up real quick. I rock at appropriate names.
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544 LaJoy October 4, 2010 at 7:27 pm

I would love that red stand mixer…..and I would name him George. Not sure why, just seems to fit. I love your new fridge!!

545 deb stone October 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm

I would LOVE the red stand mixer which would be called…
Standly Tucci. Ha!!

546 Sarah LG October 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm

I loveee the black stand mixer! I would call it Betty, because I adore the name almost as much as I would adore the appliance.

547 Carrie October 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Would love the toaster oven and I would call him Murphy McMittens (because mittens are warm too)…

548 Carrisa October 4, 2010 at 7:31 pm

The magnetic induction cooktop of course. Because my burnt orange one only half works and is from the 1960′s. I suppose I would name him Freidrick. Sure, the name has nothing to do with cooking, but I sure do like saying it FREEEEEEEEIDRICK.

549 niki yarnot October 4, 2010 at 7:32 pm

Oh definitely the toaster…ours is..um..toast…and I would name it toasty the toastiest toaster in all of toastadialand.

550 Rachel October 4, 2010 at 7:34 pm

I would love the red mixer or stainless coffee pot. Chester Copperpot would of course be his name.

551 Cristina October 4, 2010 at 7:34 pm

I’ve never owned a food processor but would LOVE to!

552 Cristina October 4, 2010 at 7:35 pm

And I’d name him crunchy.

553 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Ooooh! Food processor! Mine’s the size of an acorn.

Sammy the Salsa Slasher!!! Woot!

554 Kira Olson October 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

OOOOOOO I want the red stand mixer….. Her name is Betty…..

555 Nikki October 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

OMG I covet the black stand mixer! I regret not registering for one when I got married. I wasn’t a baker then.
I would name it the Terminator! Every girl needs one. It’s manly, strong and would get the job done!

556 Becky C October 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Oh…I would love to have the Stand Mixer…in red to match my kitchen! I would name it Sir Mixer Lot…because I’ma dork and I crack myself up! I would also laugh hysterically everytime I said it, just to drive my family nuts! But hey! I’m the one making teh goodies, so they’ll deal! Thanks, Heather and Kenmore!:)

557 Margaret October 4, 2010 at 7:37 pm

I think I’d get the red mixer and call it Sir Mix-A-Lot, because I’m terrible and love puns.

558 ccsmvdagn@yahoo.com October 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm

I like the red stand mixer and I would name her Dixie. Why? Because I’m from the south and I can just hear her sayin’ “Come over here sugar and let me mix you up a mess of cornbread batter.”

559 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 7:38 pm

HMMMM the Blender…definitely…..

Said Blender can move in anytime…..

He shall be mine and I shall name him Oliver…because I will be all over it….get it?

560 Erin S. October 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Toaster Oven me, please! I think I would name him Jerry.

561 Rhea (Greek Feaster) October 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm

AH how I covet the red stand mixer. However, I would get much more use from the black food processor. I would name her Ima. For IMA CHANGE YA HUMMUS-EATING LIFE!

562 Susan October 4, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Coffee pot cuz mine is gross.
And I name it “Bristol” because my car’s name is Sarah and I like to keep a theme when I name inanimate objects.
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563 kris (lower case) October 4, 2010 at 7:42 pm

food processor… i would name him jack…like jack the ripper….

564 Funnelcloud Rachel October 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Oh, the stand mixer without a doubt! I’ve been using the same $19.99 hand mixer I got in college over ten years ago and it finally died the other day – right in the middle of whipping up a batch of Baileys frosting! :(

I love naming things, but my very uncreative first though was Sir Mix-a-Lot. BUT since everyone else already chose that name, I revise my future mixer’s name to Bob.

565 Danyelle October 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm

I will name my new toaster oven Walter. Walter seems like an appropriate toaster oven name, right?
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566 amy t. October 4, 2010 at 7:44 pm

Oooooh. That red stand mixer makes me feel wanty. I think I’d name it Scarlet…

567 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Oh…the red stand mixer please! I shall call her Ruby.

568 Cheryl October 4, 2010 at 7:47 pm

I would love to have a food processor. I would name it Ernesto and together we would make delicious pesto.

569 Krystina October 4, 2010 at 7:47 pm

I would love the toaster over. My husband hates toaster ovens but I would take it to work becuase we need one there. I would name it chocolate milk becuase that is what my 3 1/2 year old names everything.

570 Andrea October 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

I would love to win the black stand mixer! I suppose I would name him Duncan, after Duncan Hines—–because I love to bake!!!

571 Bridget October 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

I love that bright red stand mixer. I think I’ll call her Sass.

572 Kate October 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Ooooh a contest!

I’d go for the food processor, and name her Fanny. Because she may appear sedate and proper, but she really likes to go wild and mix things up! And also, because my fanny (American meaning, TYVM) will get so much bigger after I make my own hazelnut butter and pie crusts. Yes.

573 Michele Wallace October 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm

OMG Hell of a giveaway!! The pics of you and your fridge crack me up!
I would LOVE the Coffee Grinder & Brewer – and I would name it Mrs. San (short for me having to have coffee to keep my SANITY with my 2 1/2 yr old twins) :)

Good luck ALL!

574 KatieM October 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Oh, I would love that toaster oven. Mine isn’t cool…

I think I’d name it Chester. For some reason, Chester Copperpot is stuck in my head, so Chester it is!

575 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm

I would love the stand mixer! His name would be Big Fluffy…because that is what I will become from baking all the goodies I would mix up :)

576 molly October 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm

black stand mixer. yessssss….

577 Amanda M October 4, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Definitely I would take the stainless steal food processor! Looks fantastic!!!!

578 Rebecca October 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm

ooooh!! stainless steel food processor!!! He’d be Bob the Baby food Maker!!! :)

579 Brianna October 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Oooh How much i would love to have that snazzy coffee maker…not the one with the grinder and all those extra buttons. As a full time student, mother of two, married, baby sitter 5 days a week, grabbing those extra 3 hours a day to sleep woman, i don’t have time for such things as grinding my own coffee or you know, reading the instructions.

I would name the coffee maker Magic, the magic potion maker.

Did i mention we have two coffee drinkers in my house operating on a tiny little 5 cup coffee maker? It makes for rough trips to the coffee maker.
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580 Jolene October 4, 2010 at 7:54 pm

I would get a stand mixer and her name would be Susie!

581 samantha jo campen October 4, 2010 at 7:56 pm

the red stand mixer. i’d name her marge because, well, that’s what i thought of when i saw it and i don’t know why exactly.

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582 Maritess October 4, 2010 at 7:57 pm

BLENDER, PLEASE! i need to get my smoothie on. i would name it Kenny, after it’s maker (Kenmore? Get it? I’m so clever). Kenny, let me get my smoothie on!

583 TwinMomJulie October 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm

The red mixer…her name will be Mixine!

584 mandy October 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm

the stand mixer (black, but any color would be loved just as equally)… and I’d name her The Lovely Lola…. simply because I’ve wanted a stand mixer FOREVER and think they’re absolutely lovely!

Your fridge is soooooo pretty!!!

585 Cory Martin October 4, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Love the black stand mixer! Would have to name it Julia – I’d be channeling all my love for Julie & Julia and that yummy french food!

586 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

Food processor!

587 Aimee October 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

OOH! I would love the coffee pot with the grinder! So shiny and pretty. I’d name it Sal.

588 alex October 4, 2010 at 8:02 pm

The toaster oven baby, all the way!! My toaster oven is a wreck and makes my kitchen look like crap. I’d name it… Rosie!
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589 Adah October 4, 2010 at 8:04 pm

The mixer would be wonderful and it’s name would be Mabel.

590 Jennie October 4, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Okay, I it hard to pick just one. But… I would choose either the food processor and name it Mr. Choppy Pants or the mixer because I have NEVER owned one. I’d name the mixer, Sir Mix-a-lot, cause… ya know…. I’m not that creative. :) PS – was it you who posted your top favorite must sees in NY. I searched the archives, but couldn’t locate it. Thanx! Oh, and if I have to pick just one, I’m going with the mixer. I’m crossing my fingers. :)

591 Andrea October 4, 2010 at 8:06 pm

LOVE your fridge, total freezer envy! (Mine freezes over like an ice rink, and randomly leaks water into the fridge!) The blender or toaster oven would have a very good home, and the name for either would be, “Honey you’re right” addressed to my hubby!
The blender story: After we were married my hubby made smoothies with our brand new blender, so I offered to clean it. As I was taking it apart, he said,”I don’t think that part comes off.” It sure did, only it never worked after that! honey was right.
The toaster story: At our first house hubby came home from walmart with fish and a new toaster oven. So I seasoned the fish and put it in the new oven. Hubby said, ‘I think you need to cover the fish with tinfoil’ I thought it was fine, nope, the toaster still smells like cooked fish and the inside forever tells the story.
Moral of the story, hubby is sometimes right, and I should stick to baking!

592 Suzie October 4, 2010 at 8:07 pm

Ohhhhh, I soooo need the stand mixer!! “Whip it good”!! The mixer’s name would be Devo! lol I know you will all have that song stuck in your head now (well, those of you that are old enough to remember it). Geesh, I feel old! haha And by the way, I would like the white mixer! I love your new fridge, it is awesome!! Pick me, Pick me!

593 roo October 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm

Well I’m kinda bummed I can’t pick an awesome fridge like Morgan but I could sooo use a new toaster oven. I’d name him Arnold. I have no idea why.

594 Jamie October 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm

I want the 2 slice toaster… I currently call my toaster oven names that I should not be saying in front of my impressionable 2 year old. So I promise that if I win this toaster, I will only call it nice, sweet things, like Daisy or Sunshine or Rainbow or something equally as hippy. BTW, your new fridge is SO NICE! I am jealous!

595 Claudia October 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm

It is not weird, in my humble opinion, to name things… Pancho and Panchette are the roomba (vacuuming robot) and scooba (mopping robot) that I have at home :D

I was about to buy a toaster, maybe I will save some bucks if I get lucky on thursday! Tostito sounds like a fitting name :)

596 Joan October 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm

The toaster oven is cool! I think Chester is a suitable name for it. It sounds like it could be my butler. Where’s dinner? Oh, Chester is working on it.

597 sarra wheeler October 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm

UHHHHHH……I so want the red stand mixer!!! I would call it scarlett!! <3 that red!

:)

598 Rebecca October 4, 2010 at 8:11 pm

In my opinion, how could anyone NOT choose the stand mixer? I’m a baker at heart though, so that would be my first choice everytime. And his name would be Fredricko.

The fridge we have now is over 31 years old. My mom never named it, but we talk to it in a loving manner in hopes that it will keep working great like it has for the past three decades. (just don’t let it know that I’m thinking of replacing it)

599 punkinmama October 4, 2010 at 8:14 pm

I want the stand mixer – I accidentally killed ours a few months back.

I would name the red stand mixer Ruby because I am not at all creative. (The white one would be Pearl. The black one would be Midnight.) See…I told you I wasn’t creative!
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600 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 8:14 pm

If I had the magnetic induction hotplate, I’d bring him to the hunting cabin and name him Earl, because I already know someone named Bobby Ray, and it’s that kind of place.

601 Nancy Smego October 4, 2010 at 8:15 pm

I would love that food processor since I have never in my life had one. I would name is TURK PROCESSOR for Jackie. Every time I used it I would visualize the power of the processor beating up on TURK…and turning TURK into a pulverized mess. GO JACKIE O!!!!!!!

602 Jamie October 4, 2010 at 8:16 pm

Oh. My. Goodness. The red stand mixer. I am WILDLY attracted to red appliances (I am coveting the red Kenmore washer/dryer set as we speak. It may or may not have to be my Christmas gift from me to…. me!) The mixer would be Loretta. It just sounds red, doesn’t it?! ;-)

603 sarah October 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm

the toaster oven. Our oven bit the dust a few weeks ago so this would help!! We would name her Sally….because doesn’t that sound like a name for a toaster oven? :)

604 April October 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm

I want to marry the stand mixer. We burn up EVERY cheap hand mixer we have ever bought-at least one a year. I neeeeed the stand mixer!!! I’m in love!
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605 April October 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Oh and I would name it Bob because in our house everything is named Bob!
April´s last [type] ..So what

606 Kelli! October 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm

I would have to say the food processor because I don’t have one and they make pie crusts look so easy on TV with one. I would name it Martha for good kitchen mojo.
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607 Kerri October 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Loving the toaster oven (it’s portable like I’ve been lately, looks great and would make much better meals that my microwave and dorm like fridge). Name: The Loven’Oven

608 Nancy Smego October 4, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Food processor. I would call it the TURK processor because using it would make me think of turning TURK into mush so he’ll go away forever. Of course, I would not eat him. I would take him, mash him into pulverized bits and enjoy every moment of putting his useless, unwanted mass into the garbage disposal. How is that for appetizing? But it’s all mental images that help me think of Jackie fighting that Turk the Jerk. And I have never owned a food processor in my life. It’s a win/win, dontcha think?
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609 Becky K October 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm

I would love a new toaster oven and I will love and squeeze it and I will call it George.

610 Amanda M. October 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm

I am so envious that you got such a sexy fridge.

I don’t have a blender. I had a Magic Bullet, which I loved, but one of the pieces broke recently. The blenders on Facebook look pretty! And the caption says “Margaritas on demand. ‘Nuff said.” Indeed.

If it made me margaritas on demand I would name it Uuuuuunnnnngggghhhh… ‘Cause that’s all I’d be able to say most of the time.
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611 Ashley October 4, 2010 at 8:22 pm

OMG the candy apple red stand mixer. I have wanted a stand mixer for SO, SO LONG (the things I would bake! and then send you! but then you’d probably toss them out because we’ve never met and you’d be like who the f is this chick!? but it’s the thought that counts, right?). I would name her Lolita. Yes, I give my inanimate appliances genders, too. Lolita would make some mean pies and look damn sexy while doing it too.

<3

612 pam outzen October 4, 2010 at 8:22 pm

stand mixer in that ipod-like white… i’d name her billy

613 Mary October 4, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Definitely the white stand mixer. I have no fear of white appliances, even though I frequently make funky-colored baked goods for my kids. I would name it Mary, because I am narcissistic AND I made about seven billion mix tapes (yes, TAPES, because I am old skool) in my time.
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614 Olivia October 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm

I would love to have the blender. I would name her Margaret. Short for margarita. We would be very good friends.

615 Courtney October 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm

Wow. Hard choice. I’d probably choose the toaster oven. I’d call it… Toast-ess with the Most-ess.

But if I chose that magnetic induction cooktop thingy, my husband would name it Magneto (a la XMen).

616 Rin October 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm

ooh, stand mixer!!!!!! I will call it the mix master. Mix Master Superfly. I will love it oh-so-very-much!!!!!!!!!!!

617 jacky October 4, 2010 at 8:28 pm

I would love the magnetic induction. I would name his Morgan. Also for Morgan Freeman.

Love your new fridge!!

618 Natasha October 4, 2010 at 8:28 pm

The all-silver blender, to be named Reynold. Because it looks like a Reynold.

619 Kristy H October 4, 2010 at 8:31 pm

I love the Smoothie maker, and I’d name her Senorita Smoothie, lol!! I believe Senorita would make some marvelous margaritas!!

620 Jessalee October 4, 2010 at 8:32 pm

I would totally go for that magnetic induction dealio. And I would name him Henry. Quite distinguished, yes?

621 Trisha Green October 4, 2010 at 8:34 pm

I would LOVE that fire engine red stand mixer. I would name him Chief. My husband and son are firefighters. We have 3 red vehicles in the drive way. Of course we need a red stand mixer in the kitchen. Nothing in my kitchen is red but that red mixer is calling my name!

622 Mary October 4, 2010 at 8:36 pm

I would love the red mixer! And I shall call it … Ishmael.

623 Courtney October 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Oh, the food processor in stainless steel, I could make my pesto in large batches not tiny ones like I do in my mini chopper. So I shall name it Basil.

624 SJL October 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm

I would like to win the four slice toaster please…Since we are going on toaster like 6 for this year (ok maybe a slight exageration….I actually think it is toaster number 4) We obviously have horrible luck with toasters, that and we use our toaster a LOT! I think that I would need to name my new heavenly toaster popz! (no explaination needed for that one :)

625 Juli October 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm

omg the black stand mixer… seriously, tears of joys over here. totazlly would be named rocket purely for its rocket speed at mixing up my doughs and stuff. you can expect cookies for christmas from me if mr. random.org picks me

626 Amy K October 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm

My husband would go nuts over one of those red standing mixers! I’d let him officially name it, because I’m generous like that, but I might call it Big Red when he’s not around.

627 Lora October 4, 2010 at 8:40 pm

TOTALLY the magnetic induction thingy. Mostly because my husband would think it was the coolest thing ever when he got home and would probably make us go camping IMMEDIATELY just to use it, and second because my stovetop kinda sucks and we are renting so we won’t be replacing that anytime ever.

I would name it Captain Cookright. Gotta stick with the military theme :)

628 kate October 4, 2010 at 8:44 pm

The toaster oven…I would name it Pauly D.

629 Jess October 4, 2010 at 8:46 pm

The new stand mixer whose name would be Michael Douglas because he can handle anything thrown his way. Which means come Christmas time when mom and I double our recipes he won’t blink an eye.

630 Kellye October 4, 2010 at 8:46 pm

I want that red stand mixer! It’s totally named Cherry Soda Pop already.

631 Lauren October 4, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Rhonda the Red Stand Mixer

632 Martina October 4, 2010 at 8:51 pm

I would have to pick the black stand mixer and I would name him Herman. :-)

633 KRISTIE October 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm

I’ll take Stan. In red.

He would look great standing on my counter, just waiting for a mixin’! :)

634 Christine Manzari October 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm

I’d like the toaster oven and I shall call him the Bagelmeister.
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635 Katie October 4, 2010 at 8:54 pm

Pulsey the Food Processor :)

636 Casey October 4, 2010 at 8:58 pm

The red stand mixer has my full lust and attention. And I do believe I would name it Reddy Freddy. Reddy….well…for obvious reasons. Red is my favorite color. And Freddy? Because that way I can pretend that I have a male chef that will be using it for me. :)

637 Erin October 4, 2010 at 9:01 pm

I’m crossing my fingers for the two-slice toaster which I would name Roland, after my attorney. My ex got our toaster in the divorce.

638 Wendy Van Wie October 4, 2010 at 9:03 pm

I LOVE the coffee pot and in honor of my favorite movies harry potter..i would name it joe coffer potter…it’s a beauty!

639 Ali Adams October 4, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Definitely the RED stand up mixer. Name…probably Terrance. Just because :)

640 Heather V October 4, 2010 at 9:06 pm

I would love to get the toaster oven. And since every could wife needs a man that actually cooks in the kitchen, I would call him Snuffy. (You know, he’s perfect and wonderful, but nobody ever sees him, so nobody believe he exists!!!)

641 Allison October 4, 2010 at 9:10 pm

I want the margarita machine, I need to toaster oven. Sigh, the toaster oven! However, i have to say it at least looks pretty!
I would name it Todd the toaster oven. Boring name, but at least it flows.

642 Stephanie S. October 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm

I would love the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer that way I could make my husband awesome coffee when he is dragging in the morning before going to work!

643 Meagan October 4, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Ok… for sure I would choose the stand mixer. I have been obsessed with baking for 5 years now, and so many recipes call to use one…. but I always feel inadequate since I do not have one… so sad i know lol!

I would name it “Dreamer” since it would fulfill all my dreams of endless posibilities in baking!

Thanks!

644 Ashley October 4, 2010 at 9:15 pm

That toaster oven looks great. BLT. Brave Little Toaster, like the movie I saw probably once when I was little and thought it was just so funny. But the name is perfect.

645 Megan October 4, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Ahhh! A new food processor – and I would name it Priscilla the Processor so my hubby would finally get over naming a child that one day! Plus I think Priscilla sounds like a really good processor!
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646 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm

I would love to have the magnetic induction burner and name it tailgate timmy! Awesome fridge by the way!

647 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm

I would name that food processor Mr. Smooth. Because he would sweep me off my feet!

648 Andrea October 4, 2010 at 9:24 pm

I would LOVE to win the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. I think we would name him Red Bull ;) Good luck to everyone!

649 Mel October 4, 2010 at 9:25 pm

I want and need the food processor. I am a mom of 3 and breast cancer survivor who is really trying to eat healthy and cheaply. My husband got laid off of his job of 30 years recently, started a new one and then heard last week there is a lay off at the new company in Dec. due to shipping all the computer work overseas. I do tons of canning, cooking, etc. and this would make life easier. I would name him choppy.

650 Meg October 4, 2010 at 9:25 pm

I need that toaster oven! (I don’t even have a regular toaster, for that matter. No toast in this house.) I would name it John, because toaster ovens are just so practical, and John is a practical name.

651 Tauni October 4, 2010 at 9:26 pm

I would pick the red counter top mixer. I saw it and instantly fell in LOVE. The first name I thought of was “Little Red Riding Hood” (probably moved to Red over time). When I saw that I thought we could take treats to grandma, friends, neighbors and have some at home of course!

652 Rachel Verburg October 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm

The coffee maker! His name is Earl.

653 Amy October 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm

I would love the toaster oven. I would name it Baby because it would never be put in a corner or in a cabinet. It would be proudly displayed for everyone to drool over. I may just dance with it.

654 Heidi October 4, 2010 at 9:32 pm

That sexy red stand mixer HAS to be named Lola! I’ll bet it can spin those beaters like Lola Falana!

655 Tonya October 4, 2010 at 9:33 pm

I would like the blender/smoothie/margarita maker. Juan the margarita maker.

656 Sasha October 4, 2010 at 9:34 pm

The Stand Mixer in Black! I would name him Jasper Worthington III.

657 stephanie October 4, 2010 at 9:36 pm

I would love me freddie prinze the food processor because FP the FP would be oh so nice!

658 Amanda October 4, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Chopper the food processor would fit perfectly into my home. And then I would have to learn how to cook…which would make my boyfriend very pleased. Chopper and I will be best friends. Thanks in advance, random.org.

659 Snookie Quinn October 4, 2010 at 9:38 pm

The coffeemaker! We are full time RV’er’s and we just got a brand new 37 foot house on wheels. However, it didn’t come with a coffee maker and we left the old one in the RV we traded in.

What would I name it? Carl! Carl the Coffeemaker!

660 Jennifer October 4, 2010 at 9:44 pm

I would love to have the red stand mixer. I would name it Shelby. This is so that I can make some “Bleeding armadillo groom’s cake” like on the movie Steel Magnolias.

661 Melissa P. October 4, 2010 at 9:45 pm

I’d like to win the stainless food processor, which I would name Rosie.

662 erin October 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm

i would love the food processor…ahhhhh! i’d name it snardley; it seems oddly fitting.

663 Jen October 4, 2010 at 10:01 pm

I really want the coffee maker with the built-in grinder! I will call him Mr. Happy and he will give me my cup of happy every morning.
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664 Em October 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm

So I have slight Fridge envy. Shhh! Don’t tell my fridge. :)

Out of all those yummy appliances, I would probably choose the awesome toaster oven which I would name, Boomer.

Its just a fun name for a toaster oven which I know I’d get a ton of use out of.

:)

665 Carrie October 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm

I would like the standing mixer. I would call her “Candy” for the sweetness she would provide my kitchen!

666 andifoo October 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm

The white stand mixer. Her name is Pearl. Pearl Onions. I strongly feel that kitchen appliances should have drag queen names.

667 Melissa October 4, 2010 at 10:09 pm

I would love the blender! The one we have now smells like burning when it runs. I guess I would name it Ralph because that’s what my 2-year-old names everything and we love it!

668 Phoebe October 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm

The food-processorrrrrrrrrrr :) need it need it :D

669 Marsha October 4, 2010 at 10:15 pm

Oh my gosh I love the toaster oven!!!!! what a time saver that would be and I would name her Stella!

670 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 10:17 pm

Food processor. Name: Freda

671 ally October 4, 2010 at 10:18 pm

mixer. Malcolm the master mixologist.

672 Stephanie Cross October 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Fun! I actually clicked “more photos” on their Facebook page and found the same one! The Kenmore Elite Refrigeration. If it’s as great as you say it is, I’ll go for that!

673 Jen October 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm

I need a food processor! Buuut, that coffee maker looks super spiffy too.

674 Jen October 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Dah! I forgot to name them in my last comment! Stupid adult add. Food processor (Richard) or the coffee maker (Max)
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675 Layne October 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm

Oh geez. Tough call. I really, really want a stand mixer. Like, super bad. BUT I think I’d go with the toaster oven. I think it’d get a lot more use right now than a badass mixer. Naming inanimate objects is pretty much my favorite thing EVER so I’d name it Winston. It’s a good, strong name for a good, strong toaster oven.

676 Nicole October 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm

I want to hug your fridge too… and then I want to win the red mixer. :)

677 Kayla October 4, 2010 at 10:40 pm

I would choose the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and then give it to my mama. (: Her’s broke and she desperately needs a new one.

That may sound noble of me, but in reality, it’s for my benefit – she is a -beast- without her coffee in the morning. Ha!

Oh, and I would name him Ken. I find it fitting. (;

678 Sarah October 4, 2010 at 10:52 pm

The toaster oven looks awesome, and mine only works when it wants to (which was already named Juan). A new one (maybe a Sue?) sure would be awesome!

679 Maria October 4, 2010 at 11:04 pm

Coffee pot! I’d name him Johnny 5. He would make my husband very happy.

680 Lani B October 4, 2010 at 11:08 pm

The toaster oven, most def. He would be named Rochester, since I wasn’t able to name my friend’s dog that!

681 Sher October 4, 2010 at 11:10 pm

THE MIXER!!

I would name her “Margaret Cho” because she “Cho is pretty” like Margaret is on DWTS! And she would whip up some funny desserts.

:)

682 Melanie October 4, 2010 at 11:14 pm

I would so go for the stand mixer and it would have to be the “iPod-like white” one; cuz…it’s iPod-like! And her name would be Betty.
Melanie´s last [type] ..WFMW- Burn Out Remedy

683 Kristin October 4, 2010 at 11:17 pm

I would pick the red stand mixer and her name would be Morgana because that sounds kind of hot and sultry like she is.
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684 Stacy October 4, 2010 at 11:24 pm

The black stand mixer. I’d name him “Antonio” which of course would be prounounced all sexylike just like Antonio Banderas. I’ve been longing for a stand mixer for soooooooo long. Just haven’t had the cash to splurge on it. It’s become somewhat of a forbidden temptation to buy. Antonio just fits.

685 mom, again October 4, 2010 at 11:29 pm

This is hard. I need a blender, because I don’t have one;
and I need a food processor, because all the discs got lost and I only have the blade and I’ll never get around to seeing if I can get new discs on-line or somewhere.

On the other hand, I love the magnetic induction stove which I have no use for: but I’d call him The Amazing Mr. Magneto!! And I would never use him without imagining swirling magician capes and such.

(I also need a microwave as mine shoots fire into it when we use it. (So obviously, we don’t.) I was really hoping there’d be a microwave on that page!)

686 Heather October 4, 2010 at 11:35 pm

your new fridge is beautiful!

I love the red stand mixer, which i would name Lightning McMixer.

687 darcie cotton October 4, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Oh shiny toaster oven how I want thee! We have a toaster oven…we potentially use it more than our actual oven (seriously…) but it’s HUGE and the dummy that designed put a weird metal piece on the door so I burn myself EVERYTIME I TAKE SOMETHING OUT! So not cool!….

So yeah…Toaster Oven…and I shall call her Helga…
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688 Alex N. October 4, 2010 at 11:41 pm

I think I’d like the coffee grinder/brewer, and I’d name it George Michael, because it would “wake me up before I go go.” :-)

689 Heather Brown October 4, 2010 at 11:55 pm

I would LOVE a stand mixer!!!
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690 Melissa October 5, 2010 at 12:11 am

OMG I would so love one of their stand mixers! Obv, I would prefer a pretty colored one, but since my boyfriend does all of the cooking and baking around here, I’d probably get the black one for him. It’s the manlier stand mixer.

691 Lisa October 5, 2010 at 12:19 am

Yes…the stand mixer would be divine. Imagine all of the baked goodies I could make with Paula Deen…that could be dangerous.

692 Daniela October 5, 2010 at 12:28 am

The stand mixer. Drool.

693 Kristina Szymkowski October 5, 2010 at 12:33 am

I would looooove the Stand Mixer. I would name her Betsy. I like the black!

694 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 12:38 am

oh mylanta. dear sweet jebus. i would love me that red Kitchen Aid mixer. and i would name “her” Cherry Shari. or Ruby. or Princess Consuela Banana Hammock (a little “Friends” reference there). yeah, probably Princess Consuela Banana Hammock because that name was too long for my daughter’s birth certificate so I have to use it on something …it’s too good to waste! i have absolutely no place to store that beautiful mixer but hells bells, who cares?!

695 GingerB October 5, 2010 at 12:39 am

We need a food processor to make more fall soups. Perhaps we’d call it Gordon.
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696 Trina October 5, 2010 at 12:45 am

Coffee maker please!!! Its a Chelsea for sure.

697 Rachel October 5, 2010 at 12:52 am

I would be mightily pleased to welcome one of the food processors into my kitchen. And his name would be Chopin (like the Polish composer).

698 Sara October 5, 2010 at 12:57 am

The stand mixer, in black! I would name it Ivan.

699 Valerie October 5, 2010 at 1:01 am

The. Coffee. Pot

His name is His Royal Highness Charlie, King of Nirvana, Lord of Adult Mother’s Milk, Duke of NomNomNom.

To much you ask? Nooooooooo not for something that delivers that which keeps me sane and my family safe from the wrath of mom.

700 Nori October 5, 2010 at 1:03 am

The black stand mixer, and I would name her Abby after Abby Sciuto on NCIS. It just seems like an Abby!

of course, I kind of want it all, but the black stand mixer is my absolute favorite.

701 Natalie W October 5, 2010 at 1:12 am

Oh, yum. The stand mixer is on fiyuh! We would name him/her Giada Alton Morimoto Flay Ray II ‘cuz that’s just how we do it.

702 Tara October 5, 2010 at 1:15 am

Oooh, I would love the Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer! I would name him Chipper. Because of his grinding capabilities and how his delicious coffee would make me feel.

703 Carrie P. October 5, 2010 at 1:21 am

Oooh, how to pick just one..? Hmmm… I guess if I was forced at gun point to pick one & only one, then it would have to be the stand mixer & I would name it Paula after Paula Deen. I just love watching her bake all those deliciously fattening desserts & she almost always uses a stand mixer.

704 Jules October 5, 2010 at 1:23 am

Oh my! I have been lusting – yes, LUSTING – after the RED Kenmore 400W Tilt Back Stand Mixer for SO LONG! Alas, it is not in my budget… BUT if I were to win – & at the risk of sounding like a total kiss a@@ – to show my gratitude, I would call it “S.A.M.” – a homage to your blog, the Spohrs Are Multiplying… ;-)

Be well!

705 Cathy K. October 5, 2010 at 1:26 am

The toaster oven would be my choice, and I’d name it “Flash” because it heats up in 5 seconds!

706 Joy October 5, 2010 at 1:30 am

So I would love the black stand mixer! Can you imagine the meringues I could make with that?!? Anyway her name would be Lorraine to go with all the other L names for inanimate objects. Louise the Vespa, Lily the Buick, Lola the GPS.

707 Kerri Ferguson October 5, 2010 at 1:35 am

Oh my gosh, the food processor. I am so in need of one…oh the pico dip and salsa I could make with it. As for a name, hmmmmm. I think I would name it Newman. I’ve always wanted to walk into a room and say “Heelllllooo, Newman” (you know, Seinfeld), plus I think that would sum up my feelings towards cooking. I have to do it in order to get the food I want, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

708 NoL October 5, 2010 at 1:56 am

Toaster oven = “Rick”- as in Springfield- as in “hot”. Or at least he was in my memories from the ’80′s :-)

709 Holla October 5, 2010 at 2:36 am

I want/need a stand mixer. I would definitely name it mix-a-lot. We would mix together all the time!

710 kate October 5, 2010 at 2:39 am

I would love a stand mixer, I would name it spinner

711 Kimberly Libourel October 5, 2010 at 2:41 am

I would pick the toaster oven and name it Bert…toaster ovens have big mouths just like muppets.

712 Ashley October 5, 2010 at 2:53 am

The magnetic induction extra burner thingy would make my kitchen tolerable! I hate my stove top, and with just me and my husband, I could do most cooking on it. Plus, it says you can take it tailgating?! SCORE! Its name: Maggie, of course :)

713 Angela October 5, 2010 at 2:54 am

Unfortunately my husband and I are stationed in Englad with the military so it’s kinda pointless for us to get 110 v appliances, BUT my mom needs a new mixer…I believe hers is a Kenmore from 1978…classic.

I’ll name him Mixter Baker just for her.

714 Dawn October 5, 2010 at 3:00 am

I would love to win that blender! I want to make my kids a decent milkshake. My blender is so worn out it won’t make milkshakes anymore.

715 Brandy October 5, 2010 at 3:09 am

I would like the single burner cooktop and would name it Magnum!

716 Catherine October 5, 2010 at 3:14 am

Oh my, so shiny, you have a lovely new refrigerator! I am partial to that flat top induction burner thing..looks so handy for parties and such. And, the flat top so easy for clean up! I would name it “Cher”‘ because even though I am way way too old, I have a fondness for the movie “Clueless”..a guilty pleasure I guess.
Love your writing, be well.

717 patrice mosby October 5, 2010 at 3:33 am

It would be cool to have a toaster that actually browns both sides of the bread! And I would name her Oprah.

718 Lee Cockrum October 5, 2010 at 3:47 am

I’d like the toaster oven with infrared! Fast, hot, crispy leftover pizza sounds great! I’d name her Shirley, I have no idea why!!

719 Sherri October 5, 2010 at 3:50 am

AHHHHHH! So many to choose from. The food processor would make my job easier…wouldn’t the parents be impressed if I made homemade baby food for their little ones in Babe? No more jarred sweet potatos…Babe could whip out the real deal! Then again, YOUDOIT the toaster oven could help me with my own kids…who are always hungry and begging me to cook something for them. I could say YOUDOIT!!

720 Lori October 5, 2010 at 3:53 am

I like the coffee grinder/brewer. I would name him Squishy because I would hug him and squeeze him and love him every morning.

721 Amy Proffitt October 5, 2010 at 3:53 am

I want the smexy red stand mixer. I’d name it Foxy.

722 nicole g. October 5, 2010 at 3:55 am

The black stand mixer and I would name it The Black Stallion lol

723 Sarah N October 5, 2010 at 3:57 am

I would choose the stand mixer and name it “Mixie”!

724 Brenda Vicario October 5, 2010 at 4:00 am

I would love that hot plate appliance…it looks so neat and innovative! I would name it “Hot Potato”…after that game you play where you toss the hot potato because well it is hot…maybe my imagination needs some work:)

725 rachel October 5, 2010 at 4:06 am

I think I very badly need that food processor in my life. Mine is old and on it’s last leg and that one is SO VERY SHINY.

I would name it Swirly. Because that’s how the blades are.

726 Judy October 5, 2010 at 4:07 am

The toaster oven. I would have to go with Jeeves. I think it would help like Jeeves would.

727 Liz October 5, 2010 at 4:07 am

I would love to have the toaster oven and I would name her Gertrude! That is such an awesome name!
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728 Megan Jutras October 5, 2010 at 4:11 am

Meet Betty Chopper the Food Processor! I would love a new one!

729 Tara October 5, 2010 at 4:12 am

I want

Magnito the Magnetic Inductor (extra burner-thingy :-) )

730 Christina October 5, 2010 at 4:12 am

The black stand mixer! I would name her Betsy!

731 Kelly October 5, 2010 at 4:12 am

The Food Processor! I would name her Rosie. The food processor is beautiful, she reminds me of Rosie the Riveter. Together we can accomplish anything.

732 Melissa October 5, 2010 at 4:13 am

I would love the blender. I would name him Nigel. He would live with my stand mixer named Barnaby!

733 Bonnie October 5, 2010 at 4:23 am

Oh this is so cool! How nice of you to make such an offer Heather. I would love to have the coffee pot. Mine has to be like 25 years old and has seen many better days. It’s name would have to Mike, after all of the caffeine in Coke!! lol!

734 Missy October 5, 2010 at 4:25 am

Wow, it’s so hard to choose, but ultiately, I think I’d have to choose the mix master. I do not currently own one, and use a hand mixer for all of my needs…. I would name the new one Betty, as in Betty Crocker, as in, I could finally bake like her!!!

735 rachel October 5, 2010 at 4:26 am

oohh, would i love that red mixer! i would name him, mens. that is what my 6 year old aspiring chef calls guy fieri. this mixer would make a 6 year olds head explode, & wouldn’t want that?

736 Diane October 5, 2010 at 4:33 am

Sally , the bright red mixer, would have a good home with me.

737 Jamie October 5, 2010 at 4:35 am

Red Stand Mixer. I love you already Big Redd…

738 Amy October 5, 2010 at 4:35 am

I would pick out the toaster oven…love mine, but it has been well loved for too many years and is showing its age! I would call my new one Toasty Roasty!

739 Jen @ lifelove'n'wine October 5, 2010 at 4:37 am

STANDING MIXER! STANDING MIXER! My arm won’t have to hurt every time I bake! I mean…I’m not baking to get a workout you know? I would name it…Benji. Because it would be loyal, and helpful, and a great companion just like a lovable dog.
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740 Ruth October 5, 2010 at 4:38 am

Definitely the food processor. I shall name him chopper. Makes sense! :)
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741 Sara October 5, 2010 at 4:39 am

Heather, I love the black stand mixer and I think that particular one looks like a Stanley. Thanks for the contest!
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742 Colleen October 5, 2010 at 4:39 am

ohhhh, the food processor…which i would name choppy! luv your frig :)

743 katie October 5, 2010 at 4:41 am

Oh my GOODNESS.
I would want that sexy red mixer.

I’d call it Mister Maraschino and we would make cupcakes every. frikin. day.

744 Jellis In Cleveland October 5, 2010 at 4:45 am

Melvin the standing Mixer Please

745 Jellis In Cleveland October 5, 2010 at 4:46 am

Black please

746 Julie October 5, 2010 at 4:46 am

Heather…you crack me up! And I am in love with your fridge! Wish I could have one like that.

But looking at the small appliances…I would love a 4 slot toaster!!! Having 3 boys and a husband who all want toast at once, our little two slicer isn’t cutting it!!! Toasting 4 slices at once would be awesome!!! It’s the little things, right??? As far as a name – I would probably call it – Oh, I don’t know – I’m so not creative this morning! I’d probably call it Easy Peasy for making my mornings smoother!!!

You’re awesome and so funny!
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747 Carolyn October 5, 2010 at 4:46 am

A toaster oven named “IwontBurnyourToastyetAgainIswear” would be a really nice addition to my kitchen counter.

748 Libby October 5, 2010 at 4:48 am

I dig that toaster or toaster oven – mine is not that sexy at all.
I would name it Toasty because i’m not very creative.

749 Nicole Ciccone October 5, 2010 at 4:49 am

The coffee pot for sure, and I would name it my new BFF!
Nicole Ciccone

750 jennifer October 5, 2010 at 4:50 am

the stand mixer! I love to bake and would definitely put it to good use. I would name it Leola. I’m southern, so it needs a good old fashioned southern name!

751 Andrea October 5, 2010 at 4:53 am

I would love the 4-slice toaster! His name would be (Sir) Timothy the Toaster. He is sleek, classy like a butler named Timothy (to replace the white, plastic “thing” we have with a broken-off nub of a handle).

752 Kendra October 5, 2010 at 4:55 am

The food processor definitely caught my eye! We had one on the wedding registry and no one got it for us. Then I kept thinking clothes for the kids was more important so we still don’t have one, which my husband is still miffed ab0ut.

753 Jen vonR October 5, 2010 at 4:57 am

Java Joe the bean grinding coffee maker REALLY wants to come live with me.
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754 Lisa October 5, 2010 at 5:03 am

We need a new toaster, and the 4-slicer would be great now that daughter #2 is starting to eat table food. I would name him Crusty. :)

755 Tammy October 5, 2010 at 5:09 am

I would certainly choose the stand mixer. I just bought a fridge from Sears over the weekend and was drooling over the mixers but, the budget just wouldn’t budge to buy it!

756 Amy October 5, 2010 at 5:09 am

I TOTALLY want the food processor and would name it “choppy mc chopperson”

757 Sara October 5, 2010 at 5:11 am

I need that gorgeous toaster oven! It’s sweet! I would name him J.R.
That name just sounds manly and slightly robotic for a piece of machinery. =)

758 Karen Chatters October 5, 2010 at 5:11 am

That’s a tough one!! I’m totally torn between the stand mixer and the grind and brew coffee maker. I want both. I also covet that fridge of yours…

The mixer would obviously be named Stan. The coffee maker, something rough and tough – Brutus – to kick me in the ass in the morning.
Karen Chatters´s last [type] ..Before and Before

759 Kellie October 5, 2010 at 5:11 am

Oh, man, I would love, love, love the toaster oven. To not have to turn on the oven during the summer would be outrageous!

His name would be Toastador! The ultimate spanish cooker!

760 Becky October 5, 2010 at 5:12 am

I like the toaster oven. I would name it Fred…just ‘cos.

761 Casey October 5, 2010 at 5:15 am

OMG, stand mixer, stand mixer! Then I can FINALLY make gingerbread cookies without tearing a bicep muscle. (Sorry for the visual.) But seriously, standmixers.rock.

762 Lisa October 5, 2010 at 5:15 am

OOOOOH I would do just about anything for “Sturdy” the black stand mixer. Yes, Sturdy would be his name. He wouldn’t have to rest on the edge of the bowl (like my hand mixer) and flop out sending stuff all over the counter. *drool*
Lisa´s last [type] ..Upcoming changes!

763 fsouter October 5, 2010 at 5:17 am

Magnetic induction – named Brad (Pitt). It’s heats up really well.

764 Chris October 5, 2010 at 5:17 am

They are nice! I would pick a toaster oven because ours is on its last legs.

765 Sara October 5, 2010 at 5:18 am

Kenmore Elite Blender. Who would be named Buster of course.

766 suzy October 5, 2010 at 5:20 am

what a fun day!! those are the coolest appliances ever & I love your new fiance! I would be so happy with a new toaster oven and his name would be Toby the Toaster Oven – named after our cute puppy!

767 Krissy October 5, 2010 at 5:22 am

They are all stunning… to choose only one… I would have to say the blender and I would name him Jose because I would be making Margarita’s all.of.the.time.

768 Kate October 5, 2010 at 5:22 am

Love the margarita/smoothie machine! I’d name it “The Whippoorwill” (because I like saying it)

769 Maria October 5, 2010 at 5:23 am

so, does that mean this contest is for all US citizens, even if they permanently live abroad???? I know, I know, long shot but… I would move back to the States for that fridge! LOL

770 ZoAnn Mankovich October 5, 2010 at 5:23 am

I would love the stand mixer—-any color will do!! I would name her Maxine the Marvelous Mixer!

771 Jennifer B October 5, 2010 at 5:26 am

I need a food processor! I have been dying to make my own peanut butter etc, and cannot with the one I have! Thank you!!

772 ZoAnn Mankovich October 5, 2010 at 5:26 am

Oh, and if I can’t have the mixer, could I please please please have the blender??? I would name him Benny.

773 Carrie October 5, 2010 at 5:27 am

Oh how I would love the toaster oven! I believe we would name him Buddy!

774 Jannette October 5, 2010 at 5:28 am

Pick me, Pick me.

I would choose the toaster oven and call him Mater because my 2 yr old daughter loves Pixar Cars and every thing is Mater.

775 Kathy October 5, 2010 at 5:28 am

I love the coffee grinder and brewer! If I won, I think I’d have to name it Rigby. I just love your dog! The last pic of Rigby on your blog is so adorable.

776 Shannon Deane October 5, 2010 at 5:29 am

I would like the blender. And I’d name it The Great Blendini

777 priya October 5, 2010 at 5:31 am

I’d love to own the standing mixer and would name her (yes, her) Madam Mix-A-Lot!

778 RUBY October 5, 2010 at 5:32 am

hmmmmm, I’m thinking the stand mixer. I would name her Lola………….as in “L-O-L-A ,Lolaaaaa– she walks like a woman and talks like a man” . That song always makes me smile :-)

779 Sandy October 5, 2010 at 5:38 am

While I’d love the fridge you have that isn’t an option….however that lovely RED mixer is and I could see that in my kitchen.

780 Tracy Y. October 5, 2010 at 5:39 am

I would choose the coffee maker and call it …. Rico Suave….

781 Suzann October 5, 2010 at 5:40 am

Oh, the four slice toaster, we desperately need one! Teddy the Toaster!!

782 Jess October 5, 2010 at 5:40 am

I like the induction cooktop! What a neat thing to have! I would name it Sparky, in hopes that the name could be a contradiction and I would never catch anything on fire with it. I am really good at doing that on a gas stove….

783 Cat October 5, 2010 at 5:40 am

I would want the coffee maker that stores whole beans and grinds them on demand. I think I would call the machine Sandra. It’s my husband’s crush on Sandra Bullock and his second love at home is coffee. Or maybe the 2nd wife.

784 Daisy October 5, 2010 at 5:41 am

I’m not really great at creative names, but I love the stand mixer and since she is red I think I’d be calling her Ol’ Red. Now that sounds like a bad name, but we have to remember I’m Southern so “Ol’” is a term of endearment.

785 Candice October 5, 2010 at 5:41 am

Oh toaster oven…come to mama!! I’d name him Tom. Tom the Toaster Oven, so sweet…

786 Megan October 5, 2010 at 5:41 am

Ooohhhh. I’d pick the toaster because, honestly, who doesn’t love all things bread? I’d name it Tareq because I’m obsessed with reality TV and, really, what better way to “honor” that baffoon?
Megan´s last [type] ..Harder

787 beth goldstein October 5, 2010 at 5:44 am

I would need a food processor and name him Bruce–after the shark in jaws

788 Trista Evans October 5, 2010 at 5:44 am

I would love one of the mixers…

AND true to Pee Wee’s Playhouse form..I would call it Mixy!!

THANKS!!!

789 Amanda Feela October 5, 2010 at 5:45 am

Hmmm… that red mixer is pretty. I would name it Forbidden because my husband refusing to let me have one! But, as a gift? How could he argue?

790 Brenda October 5, 2010 at 5:48 am

I would love love love a black stand mixer, and I would name it Carl the cake, cupcake, cookie maker!

791 Kim Hartman October 5, 2010 at 5:51 am

The black stand mixer. I would name her “My Sweet MaMixah* much like My Sweet Melissa by the Alman Brothers due to the fact that they are typically keeping me company on the stereo while I cook.

thanks for the awesome opportunity.

792 Debbie October 5, 2010 at 5:52 am

The two slice toaster. I would name it Tommy. I am not sure why but when I first looked at the appliances that is the first name that popped into my mind. So if I win, then Tommy toaster will have a new home on my counter top. :)

793 Jessie October 5, 2010 at 5:53 am

Stand mixer!
I would name her Lucky — as I hope she would be in creating recipes for the baking contests I enter!

794 Anna October 5, 2010 at 5:54 am

The toaster oven. I would love it, and hug it, and name it George. We don’t have one and just thinking of cinnamon toast, grilled cheese sandwiches and mini pizzas makes me want to go get one.

795 Robbin B October 5, 2010 at 5:54 am

Food processor…always wanted one of those. Her name would be Sally.

Robbin

796 Lisa Ash October 5, 2010 at 5:55 am

I like that toaster oven AND I need one. I would name him George (of course).

797 Nikki October 5, 2010 at 5:58 am

The black stand mixer!!! I’ve wanted one for a long time. I would name him Mr. Swirly.

798 bessie.viola October 5, 2010 at 5:58 am

Oh, the stand mixer. How I covet the stand mixer. Is it okay to covet a stand mixer?

If I were to win, I would name it The Enabler (as though it were a wrestler or something equally classy, like a person on Jersey Shore) because it would enable me to make metric TONS of Christmas cookies.
bessie.viola´s last [type] ..in memory of The Purple Binky

799 Katie October 5, 2010 at 5:59 am

Oh, I want that magnetic induction burner! I would name her Blanche because A) I would blanch veggies like a mad woman on that thing and B) Blanche Devereaux was the amazingly steamy old broad on Golden Girls. I am already making a home for her in my kitchen!
Katie´s last [type] ..Breakfast this morning- No-name egg stuff!

800 Callie October 5, 2010 at 5:59 am

So, I was tempted by the mixer but am going to have to go with the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer. Ohmygoodness how much better my life would be with coffee from fresh ground beans every morning! I think it would be my own kind of sunshine. I’d call it Sunny. As in every moring it would say to me GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!

801 christine October 5, 2010 at 5:59 am

who knew appliances could be so sexy? it’s a tough call, but i think the toaster oven would be lovely. i’ve never had one but they just seem so dang convenient. so i vote toaster oven. and his name would be ricardo. glad to know i’m not the only one who names everything. we have named cars, appliances, electronics, and furry little outside friends. ricardo would fit in nicely with nanette the toaster and claude the can opener. enjoy the new fridge–you deserve it! :)

802 Karen October 5, 2010 at 6:00 am

Oh goodness! I would take the Kenmore table top mixer in white…It is BEAUTIFUL! And I would name her Betty the Beautiful =)

803 Beth October 5, 2010 at 6:06 am

I would chose the toaster oven because it says it heats up in 5 minutes. That would be a lot less time listening to my daughter scream that she wants her waffle. I would name my Toaster, Tito.

804 Laurie October 5, 2010 at 6:06 am

I’d love a stand mixer. I have been dreaming of one for years. I’d love to win the red one and name it Rudy – no not Ruby, that’s too easy. Rudy, like that football player that kept on working- because if I got a stand mixer I’d work it this holiday season and hand out baked goods! Ha!

805 Jasmyn October 5, 2010 at 6:07 am

Ooohhh.. the coffee maker. I will name it Squishy and it will be mine, and it will be my Squishy.

No seriously, I’d name it Squishy and very possibly pretty him/her up with a nice bow on top. :-)

806 Jenny White October 5, 2010 at 6:08 am

I think I’d get the standing mixer. I make cookies for my kids and my hand-held mixer is kind of smelling funny when I mix the dough, lately. I think it’s about to blow up. Also – I think your blogs are touching and heartwrenching, but it moves me to read such honest musings from a mother. And, most of the time, you end up lifting my spirits, not depressing me. Love ya.

807 Kate C. October 5, 2010 at 6:08 am

I would LOVE the toaster oven – I would name it Steve, because it looks reliable and awesome!
Kate C.´s last [type] .. on baby food

808 JLR October 5, 2010 at 6:10 am

Blender/margarita maker all the way. And is there a name other than Rita for my sassy, sparkly gal pal?

809 Shelly October 5, 2010 at 6:10 am

I’d love a stand mixer. I’ve used a hand held mixer for years and years but would love the luxury of mixing and walking away. I would call him Elmer.

810 jan October 5, 2010 at 6:11 am

The stand mixer. Name? Hmmm…Fudgie? (for all the chocolate creations it would help me make!)

811 Kristian October 5, 2010 at 6:13 am

The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer, oh yeah and I would name it Brewer the Caffeine Machine and call it Brewy for short.

812 Colleen October 5, 2010 at 6:14 am

I want to win the coffee maker with the black face. I will name it Hope.

813 keri October 5, 2010 at 6:14 am

EITHER the stand mixer OR the food processor. I’d name them both Bestie. They’d be my new BFF w/all the cooking I’d be doing

:)

814 Julie Robartes October 5, 2010 at 6:15 am

The stand mixer in black named Emmett.

815 Cara L. October 5, 2010 at 6:16 am

The white standmixer and I would call him Francois – who hasn’t dreamed of having a french man in her kitchen? ; ) Thanks for the great blog and fun give-away Heather.

816 Kristy L. October 5, 2010 at 6:16 am

I think I just fell in love… with the toaster over :) No really, I am drooling, right here, at my desk, while I am working very hard, obviously!
I would name it… S’more, because that may be the only thing I would be eating after owning him!!

817 Jodee October 5, 2010 at 6:16 am

*droollll* The are all so pretty how can you choose just one? But I would have to go with the coffee maker… Because I LOVE coffee I drink about 10 cups every day to keep up with my Chickens and plus I am just plain old addicted to coffee. My coffee makers only tend to last about 6 months.. My last record was 2 months and I killed it now sure how. So I need a tough Kenmore coffee maker.. And I would name her Sally. It would be so nice to come down stairs to already brewed coffee and say , ” why thank you Sally.” After all I mom needs some kind of break in the morning. =-)
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818 Shannon October 5, 2010 at 6:17 am

I would love the red mixer. I would name her “Doris”. I’m not sure why, she just looks like a “Doris”. :-)

I’m so glad you got a new refrigerator. Ours froze up on Saturday night, and we had to empty it and defrost it with a hairdryer. First time I’ve ever done that. I can’t even imagine doing it all the time.

Have a great day,
Shannon

819 Amy October 5, 2010 at 6:17 am

I’d have to pick the stand mixer because I dream of becoming a baker (even though I’m not very good at it). I think it’s just because I don’t have the right equipment, right!? Oh, and I’d name it Mix Master Flash…. and I’d probably have to rap when I use it :)

820 Cassondra Hoover October 5, 2010 at 6:19 am

I would love to have the Kenmore food processor. I would name it “Hon” because it would do all of my tedious chopping chores for me!! :)

821 Sandy North October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

I would love to win one of those beautiful mixers! it would sure beat the one I got at the thrift store and am using now.
by they way..thanks for your blog..i dont find it depressing, i find it truthful, beautiful and full of hope. yes i have cried with you but sometimes life hands uf things that make us cry..as long as we can come out on the otherside we go on stronger.

822 beth October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

the toatster oven. i would call him “danny”.

823 Bridget October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

I so need that 4-slice toaster. It’s hot and dreamy. He would so be named Ken. :)

824 Kelly October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

The toaster oven!! Ours has definitely seen better days, so I would love a new one. I would name it Charlie – as in Charlie Waffles from Two and a Half Men – and I would toast all kinds of Eggo waffles in there!! YUM!

825 Ginny October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

I desperately want the red Kenmore mixer! I would name it Lazygirl, b/c the reason I want it is that I’m usually too lazy to bake things b/c I dislike the hand mixer!

826 Becca October 5, 2010 at 6:20 am

I want my very own food processor. I will love it and pet it and name it Maxine, for my grandmother.
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827 jen October 5, 2010 at 6:21 am

The toaster!!! I would name him Bernie De Toast, but would call him Bernie for short =)!

828 Johanna October 5, 2010 at 6:21 am

Yowza, I want them all!!! So shiny, pretty and useful. But if I have to choose, I say the stand mixer (in black or red), I have wanted one for years. And I would name her Betty.

829 stacey October 5, 2010 at 6:24 am

OOH! The Toaster oven! Have always wanted a good toaster oven! I’d name her “Toasty Tatiana” She’s pretty sleek and sexy looking! Hot, Hot, baby!

830 Kim October 5, 2010 at 6:25 am

I would pick the red mixer and name her Mitzy

831 Staci October 5, 2010 at 6:25 am

Kenny, the coffee grinder/brewer, wants to come live on my countertop! He told me so! :)

832 Jenn October 5, 2010 at 6:29 am

I would want the food processor. And I would name it Chunky or Shreddy, I’m not sure which.

833 Emily October 5, 2010 at 6:29 am

Coffee grinder and brewer for me! We are big time coffee addicts. I’d name him Stewart. Stewart the Brewer. Yes, please! :)

834 Jodie Brooks October 5, 2010 at 6:30 am

I’ve ALWAYS wanted a stand mixer but never could justify spending the money on one. I would soooooo love a stand mixer and name it……….MR. YUMMY. Because that’s what I would make with it, yummy food!

835 Cassie October 5, 2010 at 6:30 am

OMG!! The stand alone mixer for sure!! I’ve wanted one forEVER. I’d name her, Momma’s life just got Easier, and call her Big Easy for short.

836 Dawn October 5, 2010 at 6:30 am

The red mixer! I would call her Sally and talk to her all through the holiday season as I bake batches and batches of cookies!

837 Liz October 5, 2010 at 6:31 am

The mixer. Not sure which color yet.

838 MAGGIE October 5, 2010 at 6:32 am

The magnetic induction looks so cool and you could use it anywhere. I need need need this. I would name her, yes her, Matilda.

839 AmazingGreis October 5, 2010 at 6:32 am

I’m in need of a shiny new stand mixer…for shizzle! I would name her Mitzy!
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840 Katie October 5, 2010 at 6:34 am

I would love the induction cooktop burner. I would name it Mr. X for extra burner.

841 Debi October 5, 2010 at 6:35 am

The stand mixer and I would name him Stan, of course! I’m coveting the red one.

842 Lori October 5, 2010 at 6:36 am

I would love to have that magnetic induction burner. And I would name him Magnus.

843 Allison in the MN October 5, 2010 at 6:36 am

I would LOVE the stand mixer. I would name her Tuka. I chose this name because this is my daughter’s imaginary BFF’s name. Tuka is a really touch chick & has been on many adventures.

844 Jlondon October 5, 2010 at 6:37 am

Coffee maker for sure!!! I’d name the little guy Jitters ;)

845 maegan October 5, 2010 at 6:39 am

the red mixer is SEXY. I would name it “my boyfriend” because it is way better than the real thing!

846 Jessica F Guidry October 5, 2010 at 6:40 am

OMG….that coffee pot. I have a 5 cup and lets be honest….its barely two cups. Horrible when I have company over, or Christmas Eve lunch. I would name him Buck because I bet that thing can make coffee better than Starbucks!

847 Christina P. October 5, 2010 at 6:43 am

The food processor! Because I lust after one every time I go to the store and someone needs to forceably pull me away from the small appliance aisle. I would name her Roxy…because she would rock my world.

848 Tracy Wells October 5, 2010 at 6:44 am

I would love the food processor. I currently use my magic bullet whenever I need to do what a food processor does! That would be soooo much easier when cooking!

849 Carolyn Comiskey October 5, 2010 at 6:45 am

I need a new blender. Bruna the Blender. I’ve been reading a book to my first grader with a dog named Bruna in it, and I like that name. Sounds slightly butch. One day I want to get a poodle (a medium sized one) since I have allergies and I like poodles anyway. My husband insists that the poodle must be named something very butch like “spike” since it will be an affront to his masculinity. I don’t think so…but “Bruna” would be a good name for the poodle. And the blender.

850 Lessons in Life and Light October 5, 2010 at 6:46 am

Oh my god, KITCHEN AID MIXER! Swoon. Although I’m sure my husband will want black and I will want white. LOL!
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851 Leslie October 5, 2010 at 6:47 am

I’m gonna have to say the Elite CoffeeMaker and I’ll gonna call him Hubby and love him forever.

852 Erin October 5, 2010 at 6:47 am

I’m going to go with the blender, as ours is broken. The hubs keeps saying he can fix it, but it’s been six months and it’s still sitting unused in the cabinet. I think I’d name her Berti.

853 MaryAnne October 5, 2010 at 6:47 am

I would name the stand-up mixer Sophia, because it is smooth, sleek, curvy, and dead smexy, sort of like Sophia Loren. So smexy, in fact, I’m pretty sure I’d make out with it.

854 Melissa October 5, 2010 at 6:48 am

The four slice toaster please. Call him Homeslice or Homey for short.
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855 Stephanie Neal October 5, 2010 at 6:49 am

I would LOVE a mixer & I would name her Molly and we shall live happily ever after!

856 Tina October 5, 2010 at 6:50 am

The toaster. Love it! I would name it Tom.

857 Lara October 5, 2010 at 6:50 am

The RED stand mixer. I would name him Redman.

858 Jennifer October 5, 2010 at 6:51 am

O..M…G… I so want the RED Stand Mixer! I have a secret love affair with those and would so love to have one. I’d also name her Ruby.

859 Susan October 5, 2010 at 6:52 am

my toaster oven frequently catches on fire. i’m lusting after the smooth toaster oven. and, what’s smoother than marvin gaye??? i’d name him MARVIN, of course!!! marvin could heat things up in my kitchen, for sure!!

860 Cate October 5, 2010 at 6:53 am

Ohhh the toaster oven! We have been looking for a while and hubby and I can’t agree but I’m sure we could agree over free :) ! We would name him Oliver!

861 Angie October 5, 2010 at 6:54 am

Dear Heather,
Please let me win the food processor. I would name her peaches because I would love her and want to squeeze her cute little cheeks and call her peaches. No cheeks? Well that shows how much I love her already. A mother’s love is blind and I think the food processor has BEAUTIFUL cheeks.
I think I lost my mind from hand chopping everything for the past ten years. Send help quick….preferable in the form of a food processor.

862 Leslie October 5, 2010 at 6:54 am

Definitely the coffeemaker… Her name would be Juanita Valdez!

863 jess October 5, 2010 at 6:54 am

The red stand a lone mixer…. named Clifford!

864 Jennifer October 5, 2010 at 6:55 am

Ohhh the stand up mixer would be amazing! I would name it Dj Lance…cause making cakes and pies would be AWESOME!!!!

865 Jennifer October 5, 2010 at 6:57 am

Me wanty the stand alone mixer! My son has food allergies so I do A LOT of baking. I would name it Sir Mix Alot!

866 Aly October 5, 2010 at 6:58 am

I want the mixer so so badly! I’m pretty sure her name would be Maxine :)

867 Ashley October 5, 2010 at 6:58 am

i love the stand mixers … and the toaster ovens!
i’d have to make a very hard decision if I’m the lucky winner :)

868 Jacki October 5, 2010 at 6:59 am

Ahh..the toaster oven. We are in desperate need of a new one. I shall name my new toaster oven..Turbo Tanner. That is hoping that he cooks food faster than my old one.

869 Mary Beth October 5, 2010 at 6:59 am

Hi Heather!

Thank you for much for this awesome opportunity!!! If I were to win any prize, I would die for the Stainless Steel FOOD PROCESSOR :) I would name my new said processor, “Mack!” Why Mack, you say? Simply because he is the “Mack Daddy” of all kitchen appliances!!! (Cheesey, I know…) Really though, whay can the food processor not do?!?

Thanks-

870 Whitney October 5, 2010 at 6:59 am

Thanks for a sweet giveaway, Heather. I’d love to be the new owner of the coffee maker, which I’d name Juan. I don’t care for coffee but my husband is an addict. This would make the perfect “just beacuse” present for him. We need Juan!

BTW, love the pics of you and Freeman.

871 Jaime October 5, 2010 at 6:59 am

Woah, that Kenmore Elite Toaster Oven is awesome.

I love Kenmore, we just dropped a ridiculous amount of money on a Kenmore Elite steam washer and dryer last night! I don’t even care about the money they are so awesome!

872 Jaime October 5, 2010 at 7:08 am

Duh – I would name my toaster McToasty.

873 Suzanne October 5, 2010 at 7:00 am

Ooh, I want the food processor. I have always wanted a food processor. I think it is the missing ingredient to take me from a Hamburger Helper maker to a Food Network chef. I may be delusional, but it’s good to have dreams.
And of course, I would name the food processor Rachael after Rachael Ray, my cooking hero. Iwant to be like her. She thinks it’s fun to cook!

874 Casey October 5, 2010 at 7:00 am

I would name the standup mixer Erma, and she would teach me to bake fabulous cookies simply through osmosis. Oh Erma… my kitchen awaits you!! :)

875 Andrea October 5, 2010 at 7:01 am

Would LOVE the stand mixer for all my holiday baking, it’d be sooo much easier than using my tiny hand mixer…. I’d name it Cookie for all the cookies she’d help with!

876 Al October 5, 2010 at 7:01 am

ohhhhh the red mixer. And I shall call him Rhett Butler (Butler for short of course since I’m not crazy)

877 Melissa October 5, 2010 at 7:01 am

Ooooh… Black stand mixer, I would name him Remington, as in Remington Steele, as in Pierce Brosnan (Yum!)

878 Stephanie Baranovic October 5, 2010 at 7:03 am

The TOASTER OVEN!

I am afraid of our toaster oven.. it is on the scary side of GROSS. If I were allowed this toaster oven.. I would name it Sterling.. simply because it would be the only decent sterling ANYTHING in my kitchen.

879 Stacie Catanzaro October 5, 2010 at 7:04 am

I would go with the Kenmore Elite Food Processor. As to a name it would have to be Miranda. Not quite sure why, but it is a lovely name for a lovely appliance. :)

880 Allison M. October 5, 2010 at 7:07 am

I would go crazy with the food processor. My mom has one…she makes all sorts of super yummy stuff with it…her own hashbrowns & french fries to name a few…I WANT ONE! :-)
I would name her Grandma…I want to learn to become more frugel and cook/bake more with my own fruits/veggies like our Grandparents had to do and not waste so much.

881 amy litz October 5, 2010 at 7:07 am

I would adore the blender. It has a clock on it! It can always tell me when it is 5:00 or just close enough to 5. I would name him Jimmy after Jimmy Buffett because its always on 5 in margartiaville!

882 Jennifer Fetterman October 5, 2010 at 7:07 am

I would love, love, love the stand mixer in black. Oh, so dreamy. I’ll call her the Mixanna.

883 Dorothea October 5, 2010 at 7:07 am

I’ve been wanting a toaster oven… for melting cheese on top of various things. For this reason I would call it Formaggio.

884 Melissa Ourth October 5, 2010 at 7:07 am

I would LOVE to have the coffee maker! My husband and I drink lots of coffee between us working out opposite shifts to care for our son. I would also name it Brad, because it looks like the Brad Pitt of coffee makers, smooth and cute:)

885 Christina October 5, 2010 at 7:09 am

Oooooo I’d love the Red Stand Mixer – I’d totally name her Betty too! For two reasons – Nobody does baking better than Betty Crocker, and that fiery red is so reminiscent of Bombshell Betty Paige!

886 Jenny October 5, 2010 at 7:11 am

Ooh…shiny! I would really like to win the food processor, because we don’t have one and I’d like to process things sometime. I would name him Herman.

887 Brittany October 5, 2010 at 7:15 am

I would name the stand up mixer, Lillian. Because my grandmother loved making cookies, and that’s pretty much all I’d ever use it for.

888 katie October 5, 2010 at 7:16 am

I love hosting parties but I live in new york and have a postage stamp for a kitchen! I would LOVE the toaster oven to help me with keeping food warmer and an EXTRA cooking space :)
Katie
New York, NY

889 Mary October 5, 2010 at 7:16 am

The food processor! I’ve wanted one for a long time. I would call her “Ima”, as in “ima going to make the best pie crust now” Yes, I am a complete dork :-)

890 Liz October 5, 2010 at 7:16 am

I’d choose the black stand mixer! I have made a special cake every year for my daughter’s birthday and while my mixer does the job, it certainly doesn’t look as good as this one!!

We would call it Spirit, but that’s only because I just asked my daughter what a good name is and she said “Spirit” because of her current obsession with the movie!!

~Liz

891 Nikki October 5, 2010 at 7:17 am

The red mixer is GORGEOUS! It could replace my pathetic and wimpy arms in beating the crap out of cake mixes!!

I would call her Ruby!! :)

892 Mandi October 5, 2010 at 7:18 am

I’ve been needing a food processor!!! Her name would be Mable. ;)

893 Liz October 5, 2010 at 7:18 am

I’d choose the black stand mixer! We would call it Spirit, but that’s only because I just asked my daughter what a good name is and she said “Spirit” because of her current obsession with the movie!!

~Liz

894 Dena October 5, 2010 at 7:19 am

I would love the blender, to be named Margie, for all the margaritas she’d whip up.

895 Karen McG October 5, 2010 at 7:20 am

Oh my, I definitely would love the magnetic induction burner. Our new house has kitchen appliances from 1970, and we prob won’t be replacing them right away.

I shall call it “Betty Burner.”

896 Sharon October 5, 2010 at 7:20 am

I would LOVE the 4-slice toaster named Terry. Our toaster is about 20 years old and would dearly love to retire as it is currently working a part-time schedule.

897 Jaden October 5, 2010 at 7:21 am

Oh noooo, I can’t decide!! I’ve wanted a NICE stand mixer forever… But my blender just broke!! Decisions, decisions…

I guess I’d go stand mixer, and I’d name it… uhh… Missa the Mixa! :)
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898 Kelly October 5, 2010 at 7:21 am

the red Kitchen Aid mixer and I would name it…..hmmmm…..this is hard…..I can’t think of a name……but I have to so I can win……so I will name her Big Red…..I know, original right

899 Sonja October 5, 2010 at 7:23 am

New blender… yummy! I will name him Maximus, because that name just sounds tough, like I need my blender to be.

900 Crystal October 5, 2010 at 7:27 am

I would love love the red mixer.. i like anything red…

i would name its spawn…with all the goodies I would make with it I would spend way too much time in the gym …so spawn (of satan) fits :D

901 leena October 5, 2010 at 7:28 am

I would love the food proccesor- since I killed mine trying to chop salmon. i was trying to make salmon burgers and got of chopping it up by hand. I would name it porgy, because what small appliance wouldn’t love to be called porgy!

902 Laura in LA October 5, 2010 at 7:28 am

I need a stand mixer! I’d name him Sir Mix A Lot.

903 Mom in MN October 5, 2010 at 7:28 am

New blender please!
I’m gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!

904 Denise October 5, 2010 at 7:30 am

I would die for the red stand mixer. And I would name it Prince Harry, because it would be the crown jewel of my kitchen (I LOVE to bake), and Harry is the cuter prince, with his bright red hair.

905 Kenna October 5, 2010 at 7:33 am

The blender. Cuz blenders hate me and even though I think I buy decent ones, they all crap out on me. And cuz they talked about blenders and maragaritas, and well, that’s more than enough reason, right?

I started to say I’d name it Marg, but that’s just dumb. Not creative, and no personality. Nope, I’d call him George and he would be invited to every margarita party EVER. Or maybe because it would be margaritas we’d have to go with the Spanish Jorge…..

906 MrsMessiness October 5, 2010 at 7:35 am

I would choose the 4 slice toaster and I would call her Homes, because her proper name would be ‘Home Slice’. Obviously.
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907 Elizabeth October 5, 2010 at 7:35 am

I like the Magnetic induction thing! I would name it Henry, he looks like a Henry :-) or maybe Stan bc it’s a stand alone.

908 Stephanie October 5, 2010 at 7:39 am

I’d LOVE the food processor and I’d name him Chuie. As in short for Chupacabra. I wanted to name our kitten that but got outvoted by my offspring.

909 alyssa October 5, 2010 at 7:39 am

i would love that two-slice toaster and i would name him uncle toasty.

910 Kim October 5, 2010 at 7:39 am

Love the toater oven. His name would be Mr. Burns and I would hope he would help me out not to burn the food I try to cook!

911 Mary October 5, 2010 at 7:43 am

Flossie, the food processor (stainless steel). Thank you.

912 Caminante October 5, 2010 at 7:44 am

A mixer, please. It will be called Betty Sue :)

913 Natalie October 5, 2010 at 7:48 am

I would love the food processor and I would name it Charlie…not really sure why, but that just sounds like a good name :-)

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914 Nicole October 5, 2010 at 7:48 am

The stand mixer in black or dark gray.
I’d name him Pierre. He looks snobby, but he knows what he’s doing in the kitchen cuz it’s in his genes.

915 brook October 5, 2010 at 7:49 am

I love the toaster oven, we would name her maggie. Don’t know why i just love the name Maggie :)

916 Shelly October 5, 2010 at 7:49 am

I love the Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer! I would name her Gerta Grinder, because that’s such a great all-in-one function to have.

917 Vanessa October 5, 2010 at 7:50 am

I would looooooove the black stand mixer. I have burnt out many hand mixers making homemade oreos and it is time to put down the spoon and get back to making them properly. I would name it Chuck. Like one of my favorite shows. Its stealthy, sophisticated and nerdily cute.

918 Julia October 5, 2010 at 7:52 am

The black stand mixer! I often discard recipes that look good because they involve the use of this appliance, but I can’t justify the expense right now. But if one came my way for free, I’d gladly take it and use it often. I would name it Marge, because it would be Large and In Charge. Not very original, but it’s almost 11am and I’m still in my pajamas while two kids play in the hamper full of clean laundry in the middle of my living room floor…it’s one of “those” mornings. I can’t muster the brain power for “witty and creative” right now.

919 Tandy October 5, 2010 at 7:53 am

Ohhhh….decisions! The toaster oven would be great for lunches at home with my girls. The stand mixer and the food processor would be fun, too.

920 Kristi F October 5, 2010 at 7:54 am

I would be thrilled to pieces to win the Kenmore Elite coffeemaker that grinds the beans and brews the coffee!! And if this little baby lived at my house I would call her Serena for the serenity she would bring to my life by working perfectly to make a cup of coffee which my current coffeemaker does not do as it sometimes leaks all over the counter causing me to be anything but serene!

921 Sandy October 5, 2010 at 7:55 am

I would love the stand mixer in white, I really need one. And it looks like a Ben to me. Sexy, quiet, subtly seductive. :P

922 Kristi October 5, 2010 at 7:56 am

This is a tough one because there are so many things I would love to have. I’m going to go with the shiny, red stand mixer! I’d call it “Mama’s extra hand”.

(For the record I also find that magnetic induction burner intriguing! And I love the idea of a toaster oven that preheats in 5 seconds!)

923 Shawnel October 5, 2010 at 7:59 am

My hand is raised for the mixer.

924 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 8:00 am

Black Stand Mixer! BlackStandMixer, BlackStandMixer, BlackStandMixer!!! I would name him Billy…and yes, he would be a boy.

925 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 8:01 am

I’ve been wanting a stand mixer since I got married. SEVEN YEARS I have been waiting for a stand mixer. So of course I would love the gleaming shiny black stand mixer and I would name him Tux.

926 Mimi O October 5, 2010 at 8:03 am

I need a 4-slice toaster BADLY. With three kids, there is always the problem with the who-gets-their-toaster-waffle-last. It’s not fair to anyone, really.

I would name it Toasty von Crumbybuns.

927 Jalene October 5, 2010 at 8:04 am

Coffee grinder and brewer, because I am the only one in the house to drink coffee and haven’t wanted to buy one just for me…but OMG love this one!! I would call it McConaughey..well because Matthew is hot! like coffee!!

928 Tiffany October 5, 2010 at 8:04 am

I would so live a stand up mixer!! I have never been that good and cooking and baking, but lately I am really beginning to enjoy it. And if I had a stand up mixer, I can only imagine what I could do!!!

929 cate October 5, 2010 at 8:04 am

The food processor! I’d name it Numero Uno since it would be my first “real” one and not a hand-me-down!

930 Arlene Cloud October 5, 2010 at 8:05 am

I need, need, need the toaster oven. My precious little grandson lives with us now and cheese toast is his fave! Since we name things according to their color (the black knight, Little Red) he will be christened “the Silver Bullet” .

931 Victoria October 5, 2010 at 8:06 am

I would love the toaster oven and would name it Hottie.

932 Smoochagator October 5, 2010 at 8:09 am

I would LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer because coffee is as important to me as ice cream is to you. I would name it Russell, because it’s tough and sexy like Russell Crowe.

933 Sandra October 5, 2010 at 8:09 am

The Toaster Oven please, pic 5, and I’d name him, yes him, since he would be an energy saver, I’d call him Mr. Green.

934 Julie October 5, 2010 at 8:17 am

I’d name the Toaster Oven JACKIE! after your friend whose
tumor she named TOAST!

935 mariah October 5, 2010 at 8:19 am

My kidlets are highly addicted to smoothies, I NEED a new blender. A shiny one! We would lovingly name it Blendie !
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936 Nicole October 5, 2010 at 8:20 am

The Toaster Oven… and I would name it Breeze bc it would keep my Georgia home from melting down during the HOT summer months when I turn on the oven.

937 Kellie October 5, 2010 at 8:20 am

The red stand mixer…her name is Lola.

938 Jen October 5, 2010 at 8:21 am

The toaster oven looks awesome! My current one is on the fritz… we affectionately refer to it as Ms. A. L. Ways-SuperCrispy.

This one would be Mr. T. S. Ty Perfection.

939 Ashley K October 5, 2010 at 8:22 am

I’m in love with the stand mixer. So beautiful! I would name him Charles. Sophisticated, sensible, and prepares food like a dream!

940 Sadie Miller October 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

I’ve been dreaming for a Stand Mixer for years. I’d call him. . . McDreamy.

941 Brooke October 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

I would love to have the food processor and I think I would have to call him Freddie.

942 Tracy October 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

I want the stand mixer and I will love it and squeeze it and call it George.

943 Katrina October 5, 2010 at 8:27 am

I would LOVE to win the new 4-slice toaster!!! Ours broke recently and will only allow us to use 2 slots. This is a HUGE hassle in our large family. Everyone’s lining up now…waiting for their turn with the toaster. Kids getting impatient and stealing each other’s toast when it pops up. There’s running, chasing down and wrestling each other for their toast. It’s a scene, I tell ya. especially in the mad-morning-rush before school. We need a new toaster ASAP :)

944 Carissa October 5, 2010 at 8:28 am

I would love, love LOVE the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer! It stores the beans and grounds them when you need them, talk about a dream come true! It would be perfect for the hubs because I always forget to make his coffee!!

945 Sarah Q October 5, 2010 at 8:29 am

The black stand mixer

946 Suzie K. October 5, 2010 at 8:31 am

I have always wanted one of those stand mixers! Oh I would do some baking with that thingie….I would call it Sir. Mix-a-lot. Geez, now I have the song running in my head!

947 Elissa October 5, 2010 at 8:32 am

I’d want the food processor. And since it can grate things, I’d name it Gilbert, because no one anywhere has a more grating voice than Gilbert Gottfried.

948 Kayla October 5, 2010 at 8:32 am

I would love a refrigerator just like yours! It looks amazing! And we would name it “Gerry”.

949 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 8:34 am

Oh my goodness, that toaster is gorgeous! Simply gorgeous. And to think it could replace my old cruddy toaster, always getting crumbs on the counter. I would name it Toasty because I imagine the perfect english muffin popping up ready to be slathered with peanut butter.

950 Trisha Vargas October 5, 2010 at 8:35 am

The black stand mixer and I would name him The Dark Knight!

951 heather phillips October 5, 2010 at 8:35 am

OOh I would pick the blender. The blender we have is the one I used all through my university days…we would make margaritas one night, freeze, the leftovers right in the blender, stick the whole thing in the freezer and drink the perfectly blended mix in the morning. There are quite a few cracks, it oozes…its gross. It was for margarita week.

I would name her swirly.

952 Jacqueline October 5, 2010 at 8:37 am

I would take the black mixer. It is gorgeous ;] I would name it… Sir Mix Alot ;] Yeah I went there

953 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 8:37 am

We have to Pick ONE!?!?! Hmmmm the blender or the mixer… the blender or the mixer…. Well we’ll go with the mixer and I will call him Tyson because in the description it says: ” it’ll take whatever you can throw at it without breaking a sweat!” That is exactly what I need… but to leave the blender behind is so sad! His name would be Slim Jim! Because he’d help me “smooth” out my body with a smoothie every morning! I never win anything but it was fun to name the appliances!

954 Lory October 5, 2010 at 8:38 am

I want the mixer!

955 Linda Stewart October 5, 2010 at 8:39 am

The red stand mixer would be awesome on my kitchen counter. I would name her Scarlett.

956 Erika October 5, 2010 at 8:40 am

I would LOVE to have the black stand mixer. Have wanted one for years. I do alot of baking through the year, but this would especially come in handy for my Christmas cookie baking marathon I do every year! I would name her, Mrs. Mix it!

957 Tammy Baalman October 5, 2010 at 8:40 am

I would like the Kenmore Elite Coffe Grinder and Brewer and I would name is “Brewster”. I’m not a coffee drinker, so I would give it to my lovely Mom because she deserves such a cool appliance.

958 Heather October 5, 2010 at 8:41 am

Toaster oven!!!! That baby looks like a George Clooney to me.

959 Becca October 5, 2010 at 8:41 am

Ugh, I have to pick?!

So – I need a food processor and I would name it Cap’n (cause it chops and I think of choppy; choppy leads to sea and sea leads to captain)

And I am in LOVE with that coffee maker, the one that grinds the beans and brews. It might be because I have a cheap, it works but ain’t pretty maker AND that I haven’t had any coffee today (I know, how am I functioning?) and I would name the coffee maker Drew (brew/drew, get it. I cannot be too clever with no caffiene)
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960 Darla Wentz October 5, 2010 at 8:48 am

I love the toaster oven since I use my old grundgy one daily and I would name her tootsie! Not sure why other than it was the first thing that came to my mind!!

961 Erin October 5, 2010 at 8:48 am

I think that the blender would be a pretty sweet kitchen addition! I think that I would name is Sally Smooth, for all the smooth yummy drinks it would make.

962 Virginia October 5, 2010 at 8:49 am

The four slot toaster, cause 2 slots is not enough toasting for my house.

I would totally name it Stanley because it sounds good with the name Bertha, which is our deep fryer whom he would end up living next to on our counter.

963 Krista October 5, 2010 at 8:50 am

I would have to say the toaster oven, I’ve been wanting to get one for a while now. Its name would have to be Toastie the toaster oven.

964 Leanna October 5, 2010 at 8:52 am

The toaster oven and i shall name it Pretty Toasted
When my husband and I moved into our new house last year we bought all new appliances, except for a toaster oven. Every time I look at my kitchen that’s all I see – the toaster oven that looks old and doesn’t match the other appliances. This one from Sears would be the perfect addition to our family :)
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965 Tina October 5, 2010 at 8:52 am

The food processor looks awesome, and mine just broke.

966 Danielle October 5, 2010 at 8:55 am

Missy Mixer…yes please!!

967 Stacey Williams October 5, 2010 at 8:55 am

Oh, I so need me a stand mixer named Dixie. With the holidays coming, Dixie would be wonderful at doing all the mixing! Her sleek black shiny exterior will blend in with the rest of my shiny black appliances wonderfully.

968 Becky October 5, 2010 at 8:57 am

I would pick the food processor so I could make food for my small, chubby friend. And I would name it Phyllis.

969 Rachel Whitten October 5, 2010 at 8:57 am

I would name my shiny new food process Sarlac…because it eats everything and grinds it beautifully. I’m also a Star Wars nerd.

970 Ismara October 5, 2010 at 9:03 am

I want the Magnetic induction. I would name it Porto (short for portable).

971 Elissa October 5, 2010 at 9:05 am

That red stand mixer really does belong in my kitchen. I am currently the proud (eh hem – or not so much) owner of an olive green mixer that I inherited from my grandmother. While I am a sentimental sort – I still prefer that my kitchen appliances actually function.

972 Elissa October 5, 2010 at 9:08 am

Oh, and I would name her Rosie (like the “riveter”) cuz I dunno… it just seems right :) lol

973 Jill October 5, 2010 at 9:06 am

I’d love to have that red stand mixer. I’d call it The Red Hot!

974 Tracy Marlow October 5, 2010 at 9:08 am

I love the red mixer but since every appliance in my kitchen is white I would choose the white stand mixer. I would name it Miley (Miley the mixer). My girls like Hannah Montana!

975 NeCole October 5, 2010 at 9:11 am

I’d love to have the induction hot plate and I’d name it Carmen Sandiego because it would be my travel companion for camping, tailgating and boating.

976 Jenna October 5, 2010 at 9:11 am

ooooh…. food processor! And her name would be Betsy. Because I said so. I also name things too, like my GPS. But seriously? How can you have something that TALKS to you, but doesn’t have a name?? (It’s Lilli by the way.)
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977 Amy October 5, 2010 at 9:14 am

Definitely the stand mixer, in black! It would match my kitchen perfectly. The only thing I didn’t get when I got married. :( I think I’d name him Gordito because I’d probably bake more and then it would cause me to gain a ton of weight!

978 giselle October 5, 2010 at 9:14 am

gimme the red mixer!!!!

979 Teresa October 5, 2010 at 9:14 am

I would love the food processor and I’d name it Fred.

980 Sara R. October 5, 2010 at 9:14 am

I would pick the elite coffee grinder/brewer and I would name it Mo because it would be guaranteed to be ‘mo betta than our current useless old coffee maker!

981 Amy October 5, 2010 at 9:15 am

My 12 year old toaster died last week – so I would definitely pick the 4 slice toaster. As for a name…. how about Teddy?

982 Inna October 5, 2010 at 9:17 am

Roberto – the Stand Mixer….oh how I would love to have you :)
Thank you for the awesome giveaway!!

983 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 9:19 am

Oh, the things I could do with that food processor! Visions in my head of soups, sauces, sliced veggies, it’s just too much to handle! Although, if I won, I’m sure I’d find a way.

984 Lou October 5, 2010 at 9:21 am

My husband would love the food processor. He’s been coveting one for awhile. Since winning it would be a surprise for him, I guess I will have to come up with the name myself. It won’t be as clever as anything he could come up with, but I think I would call him, “Smooshy Kenny”. Told you it wasn’t very clever!

985 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 9:23 am

Sorry, forgot to name the food processor. It would be Francois, in honor of all the julienning I would be doing with it.

986 curtiseyofme October 5, 2010 at 9:24 am

definitely the toaster oven. i would name it milton because that name is just awesome.

987 Andrea October 5, 2010 at 9:26 am

I want the red stand mixer and would name her (yes, her) Bayonetta because like the video game siren she looks like she could beat things to a pulp with style.

988 Katie October 5, 2010 at 9:27 am

Most definitely, the grind and brew coffee maker. I would name it “Oh Holy One” and worship it daily.

989 Jessica October 5, 2010 at 9:30 am

Definetly the stand mixer, GORGEOUS :) My stand mixer is trying to die on me! I would name her Monique :D and call her beautiful everyday and maybe even propose to her lol

990 Jami B. October 5, 2010 at 9:37 am

Oooooh! Toaster oven! I would name him Brownie. :)

991 Pieces of My Life October 5, 2010 at 9:38 am

The stand mixer! The red stand mixer! Her name is Shirley Firecracker, and she’s sassy.

992 Amber October 5, 2010 at 9:38 am

I would love love love to have the food processor. I’d name it Charles, just ’cause =]

993 Heather Marie October 5, 2010 at 9:38 am

Oh man..i would REALLY LOVE the Food processor,
Think i would name it…Hannibal Sweet!
“Hannibal” because you could throw the food in the processor and let the machine sorta chew up the food for you.
“Sweet” because you can make all kinds of sweet and tasty food with her. So…there fore I chose Hannibal Sweet the Food Processor.

994 Dale October 5, 2010 at 9:38 am

I have been coveting a new food processor. and a new coffee maker. My food processor is a hand me down hand me down. Yes, I got it from a friend who got it from someone else. It’s OLD and doesn’t process too well anymore. And our coffee maker leaks. A lot. I don’t like losing coffee. That is not a good thing.

995 Kim October 5, 2010 at 9:40 am

I would call the food processor “Jules,” because it would be like having a French sous chef in my kitchen.

996 ShanDez October 5, 2010 at 9:40 am

I love the toaster oven. I’d name it Chester.

997 Mari October 5, 2010 at 9:40 am

Oh that food processor would make this broke college student so pleased! It would be aptly named Basil (as in Bazz-il) but really in honor of all the basil pesto it will make for me.

998 Andrew October 5, 2010 at 9:41 am

I’d like the red stand mixer. Her name will be Lucille, after Lucille Ball.

999 Alexis October 5, 2010 at 9:42 am

I would take the red stand mixer, and I would name her Sister Wife, because that’s what she would be to me, except without the jealousy. Well, I might be a little jealous of her, but as long as she does her share of babysitting, we’re cool.

1000 Amy Codenys October 5, 2010 at 9:42 am

I like the food processor. When I was reading about it the description said from pesto to peanut butter, so I have decided to name him Paul the Processor. Clean & Simple.

1001 Kris October 5, 2010 at 9:42 am

Oh crap dude, the stand mixer. I’d name it Justin ’cause it’s bringing sexy back.

1002 Samantha October 5, 2010 at 9:42 am

Ooohhh.. I really like the red stand mixer. I shall name her Lucille just so I can yell “LUCY I”M HOME” when I walk into the house!

1003 Suzanne H October 5, 2010 at 9:47 am

drool… shiny, so shiny!

For sure a black stand mixer. I would name it Jethro because he simple, yet complex, sturdy and dependable – he’s got my back. (I <3 you NCIS)

But also, the magnetic induction burner is hawt! (hehe – puns are fun!) I would name it Brutus because that gadget is nutty and perfect for OSU tailgates.

1004 Beth October 5, 2010 at 9:47 am

I love appliances. But I would LOVE to have the food processor because, this time around, I really want to make my own babyfood. Because apparently I love this one best. Also because I can’t afford jarred babyfood if this one eats anywhere near as much as the last. I would name it Finley, because that was the boy name I had picked out for the baby, if she were to have been a boy. But she is not. Oooo, or SPINley! Becaues food processors spin?

1005 Katy October 5, 2010 at 9:48 am

the red mixer…i would name it Rita. I have no explanation for it, that name just came to me :)

1006 Manapan October 5, 2010 at 9:48 am

OMG, I am in love with that red stand mixer! She’s so retro and sassy! I’d name her Madge and we’d talk for hours about how hard baking is on your nails. :)
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1007 Celi October 5, 2010 at 9:49 am

That red stand mixer is calling for me! I would name it Paco.

1008 kate October 5, 2010 at 9:52 am

I would LOVE to win the Magnetic induction burner!!! Would be soooo helpful since we don’t have a stove! I would name him (yup, its a him) Smoky, why not!?!?

1009 Brandy October 5, 2010 at 9:52 am

A demon has taken up residence in my blender and refuses to leave. The stainless steel one (just to make my mother in law drool) would sit in its honored position on the counter. I promise to keep her safe with copious amounts of coconut rum (to keep out the evil spirits and provide me with pina coladas) and I would name her BLISS. Everytime I use her I shall announce “I am having a little piece of bliss”

1010 Heather October 5, 2010 at 9:52 am

I would pick the food processor because I don’t currently own one and I hate chopping things. I would name it Choppy because that is what my daughter would name it if she had a chance and she didn’t get her naming skills from her father…. I swear other people in my family are creative, but I didn’t get the gene.

1011 Robin Wyatt October 5, 2010 at 9:53 am

The toaster oven name is Connor heats up quickly but doesnt burn unless you let! LOL

1012 Brittany Albert October 5, 2010 at 9:55 am

I would love to win the stand mixer. I would name it George. About 3 years ago I took a cooking class with an instructor named George. He used a KitchenAid stand mixer for a recipe and I asked if I could use my SunBeam mixer (didn’t have the same attachment, I’d have to do the recipe differently). He told me it was time to become a grown up and get a KitchenAid. I would name my new one in honor of him.

1013 Nathan October 5, 2010 at 9:57 am

I would call the food processor Mom.

1014 Dusty October 5, 2010 at 10:00 am

Toaster oven or “toaster over” as they called it on facebook…I would call him Wally, because that robot always reminded me of a toaster…

1015 Emese October 5, 2010 at 10:05 am

I would like the Stand mixer. I need one of these sooo bad!! I will call it “fatty”… because once I get started with this bad boy that’s what I am going to be an extra large fatty :)

1016 tc3 October 5, 2010 at 10:05 am

I SOOOO need that black stand mixer!! I would name it Black Velvet!

1017 jen October 5, 2010 at 10:06 am

you have no idea how much i need that 4 slice toaster.
currently my toaster will only heat up once.
one time. and then we have to give it a 20 minute cool down time.
seriously.
i have 3 kids.
one is bound to change their mind about b-fast entrees within 20 minutes and once someone has chosen toast everyone else has to wait if they didn’t decide they wanted toast in the first place. i run around my house checking with EVERYONE before making a single slice of toast inthe mornings … “do you want toast? do you want toast?? remember if you want toast you need to tell me now!”
and i would name my new toaster e-z. because that’s what my life would feel like.
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1018 Kate Hesch October 5, 2010 at 10:08 am

Ooh – I would love the 4 slice toaster, and I’d name it Gorgeous George. Just because.

1019 Valeri October 5, 2010 at 10:09 am

The red stand mixer. I would name it President Barack Obama. Then when people are all, “Who made these cookies?” I can be all “President Barack Obama. He’s always making the most amazing baked goods for me.”

1020 Ashley C. October 5, 2010 at 10:10 am

The Stand Mixer

1021 Ashley C. October 5, 2010 at 10:15 am

That comment posted by itself before I was finished!

I meant to say:

The Stand Mixer and its name would be Stan! I am in love with the show Cougar Town, not because of Courtney Cox-Arquette, but because they named a baby Stan. I think that name is hilarious and now I want something named Stan so I can say it all the time!

1022 Gabby Zarate October 5, 2010 at 10:14 am

The red stand mixer and I would call it Betty Boop. The red just reminds me of Betty Boops lips :)

1023 kristie October 5, 2010 at 10:15 am

the 4 slice toaster we need the upgrade….and I would name it.. “ToastITMamma” because that is what Lidia screams everymorning when she walks in the kitchen…waffles, bagels, bread…doesn’t matter what as long as it’s toasted.

1024 Karen October 5, 2010 at 10:16 am

The toaster oven. I really want one and that one is sweet. I’d name it Melvin, because it seems to fit. Though Fred the food processor is pretty nice too …

1025 Lisa from WV October 5, 2010 at 10:16 am

Must have red stand mixer. I will name it Heather Spohr. Haha :)

1026 Lisa October 5, 2010 at 10:18 am

It would have to be the Magnetic induction the extra burner. Its perfect and deserves the perfect name. I will name him Stanley.

1027 Becky October 5, 2010 at 10:19 am

I would love the toaster oven who I would name Garlic because of all the awesome garlic bread he would toast for me.

1028 AnnD October 5, 2010 at 10:19 am

I would probably have to choose the food processer. I’ve been wanting to process food for some time now….hehehe. Though that little induction cooker thing looked awesome too!

Well, if I actually do win, I’ll have to name it Heather. But, if I had to choose a fun name, I would call the food processer Mixie!

1029 kristie October 5, 2010 at 10:19 am

the 4 slice toaster…we need the upgrade. I would call it “ToastITmama” because that is what my daughter says every morning when she walks in the kitchen…it doesn’t really matter what I toast for her: waffles, bread, bagels… just as long as it comes from the toaster she is happy. :) Sorry if this posted multiple times…my computer was acting quirky.

1030 Rachel October 5, 2010 at 10:22 am

I’d love the food processor. My inlaws generously gave us theirs from the 1970s and it has 75 million plastic parts. I would name the food processor Ivan. (You know, because it would “terribly” grind everything up that crossed it’s blade.)

1031 Jenni October 5, 2010 at 10:24 am

I would LOVE to win The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and I would call it Spike II .

1032 Susan October 5, 2010 at 10:30 am

I would LOVE to have the red stand mixer. I have always wanted one and the red is just so pretty! I would name it Rufus, don’t know why, I just like that name. :)

1033 Brandi October 5, 2010 at 10:32 am

Definitely the mixer, it’s delish!!!

1034 Brandi October 5, 2010 at 10:34 am

Oops I forgot to name it, I would choose Sebastian (yes my 2 year old has been watching a lot of The Little Mermaid lately)

1035 Stefanie October 5, 2010 at 10:32 am

that magnetic induction extra burner would be really cool!

1036 Lorena October 5, 2010 at 10:32 am

Decisions, decisions…

I would love to have the stainless food processor. Think I’d call him The Godfather, because it looks like nothing would stop him from doing whatever I needed him to do

1037 Gwen October 5, 2010 at 10:34 am

OOooh!! I want a stand mixer. A black one. And I want to name it Jane.

1038 Kerry October 5, 2010 at 10:36 am

OMG coffee grinder / brewer! We canNOT get a decent cup of coffee in this house no matter what coffeemaker we use. Perhaps this will break the cycle?

1039 Kay October 5, 2010 at 10:37 am

Oh wow! My fridge has been a lemon and nothing but problems from day one. But I’m happy to say it isn’t a Kenmore! I’d love to win this. I’d say my favorite small appliance would be the food processor or blender. Who doesn’t love margaritas on demand????
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1040 Beth October 5, 2010 at 10:42 am

First time commenting!

I’d go for the toaster oven, ours is dying a slow death. And I would totally name him Thomas, kind of like Thomas the Tank Engine, but instead he’d be Thomas the Toaster Oven. Has a nice ring to it.
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1041 Amy October 5, 2010 at 10:45 am

I have been waiting for a food processor to enter my life since I was 12 years old, and I saw how they can change your pie-crust making life. Plus, I am soooo sick of hand chopping, grating, and pastry cutting. Granted, I will have less of an upper body workout when I can merely push a button. This is why I will name my food processor Jeff, after my personal trainer, who will have to make up for it.

1042 Julie Paris October 5, 2010 at 10:46 am

I really really want the food processor- I promise to be good to it.
I would name it Shiny.

Julie Paris
parishuff@yahoo.com

1043 LaurieSL October 5, 2010 at 10:52 am

The magnetic induction! I need one of these! I’d name it “Hot Pot, Baby” (sung to “ice ice baby”) because we’d use it to make chinese hot pot in the living room :) :) :)

1044 Shannon G. October 5, 2010 at 10:52 am

I am drooling over that magnetic induction burner…can I call her Maggie for short?

1045 Stef October 5, 2010 at 10:54 am

The mixer would make my already somewhat sublime life utterly complete. If I had it in the color red, I would call her Ruby and I would think of my husband’s late Grandmother, Ruby Eleanor, every time I used the mixer. Oh gosh….the possibilities!

1046 Brie October 5, 2010 at 10:55 am

Oh the gloryousness (yes I made that word up). I bake… I cook… Sometimes I order out. But I am IN.LOVE with Ferdinand the Food Processor (at least that is what I would name him). He would be a he because every woman likes a little help from a man in the kitchen and since it wont be my hubby then it can be Ferdi.

1047 Julie October 5, 2010 at 10:56 am

Red mixer, please! I would name her Avery – the girl name I loved but then only had boys! :)

1048 Kim Adams October 5, 2010 at 10:59 am

My husband uses the toaster oven everyday, and the one we have is Ugly! A stainless steel one would be so pretty on my counter. I would name her Awesome!
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1049 MichelleR October 5, 2010 at 10:59 am

Oohhhh, tough choice, but I will pick the food processor and I would name it Big Bertha.

1050 SuZ October 5, 2010 at 11:00 am

Oh, without a doubt it would be Stan the Sexy Stand Mixer. :) I might even propose to him too :)

1051 Amy Timm October 5, 2010 at 11:05 am

I would want the Toaster Oven and I would name it Frank. I have no idea why Frank, but it just seemed to fit. It would be nice to have a small toaster oven to fix some quick meals for the kids when the adults are having something else they don’t like. Thanks for such a great contest!

1052 Robyn October 5, 2010 at 11:08 am

The Blender! Mine is so old, it gives off a bad electrical smell every time I use it. I’m afraid it will blow one day! I would name it Whippersnapper.

1053 Heather Bealonis October 5, 2010 at 11:08 am

I would love love love the Stand Mixer, I would call him Humphrey cause it would cause me to get off my hump to use it!!!!

1054 Alex October 5, 2010 at 11:08 am

I’d love the blender and I shall call him Brad!

1055 Felicia Fraser October 5, 2010 at 11:09 am

I would LOVE to win the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer since my old one just broke. I would name it Heaven since I will be waking up to a heavenly smell each day ;-)

1056 Jes October 5, 2010 at 11:15 am

I want the stand up mixer. Like really, really want it. I would name her Ree because I would be on the Pioneer Woman site all day long finding new things to make.

1057 Annie October 5, 2010 at 11:16 am

Oooohhh. the stand mixer. I shall call her little Miss Mixalot.:):) Have a great day!

1058 Erin October 5, 2010 at 11:17 am

I would want the extra burner and I would call it Bunsen.

1059 Mary Ann October 5, 2010 at 11:18 am

I’d go with the toaster oven. I’ve never had one and it seems like a dream come true to make little bagel pizzas & subs for my daughter & I without using the entire oven.

I’d name him Javier. Because I’m in secret love with Javier Bardem.
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1060 emily October 5, 2010 at 11:22 am

i would love that food processor for my kitchen. and i shall name her Midge if i win :) awesome giveaway Heather!

1061 Mama Mac October 5, 2010 at 11:23 am

Oh my gosh, I soooo need the mixer. I have this sad little hand mixer that I’ve been using for years, which was fine before I had a kids and actually wanted to bake things. I tried to make some chocolate chip cookies for my boy the other day and I thought the mixer was going to die on me. I’d lower it into the bowl and hear this “ungh…ungh… ungh… ungh” as it tried to mix the ingredients. The second I lifted it out of the bowl, it would go back to merrily spinning and humming, unhindered by flour, sugar, butter and eggs. Seriously, the poor thing can’t handle it. If I won that beautiful, darling, precious mixer I would name it Devo, because it would whip it, whip it good. And I would love it and squeeze it and pet it and hug it and give it kisses every day. Thank you.

1062 Mama Mac October 5, 2010 at 11:27 am

Oh, and since it would be named Devo, the mixer would be red, of course. :)

1063 Aubrey October 5, 2010 at 11:25 am

I have always wanted a stand mixer, not that I bake well ever, but I think it would be awesome for people to at least think I can do things awesome like that. :) If I had a stand mixer I would love for it to be orange to match my Rachael Ray Pans and I think I would have to name it Rachael just so it would feel left out since I LOVE my pans so very much. :)

1064 Sherry October 5, 2010 at 11:34 am

The stand mixer. Her name would be Glori as it would be “glori”ous to not have to use my hand mixer any longer!!

1065 Leslie October 5, 2010 at 11:37 am

Ohhhh man, I would love, cuddle and squeeze that stand mixer like a little tiny baby. And then I would name it Julia, as in Child.

1066 Leah B October 5, 2010 at 11:38 am

Is it wrong that the toaster oven makes my heart beat a little faster? Not to mention my all out jealousy at the fridge. *Sigh* If I would be so lucky as to win my new toaster oven would be called Tatyana.

1067 Tara October 5, 2010 at 11:39 am

I would like the white mixer and I would name her Martha. I’m sure you can guess why.

1068 toni bautista October 5, 2010 at 11:40 am

The Black stand mixer… affectionally called Quincy after my childhood pillow who suffered its last fate when my father threw it in the garbage!

1069 Ericka H. October 5, 2010 at 11:44 am

I really want a mixer, but I need a new blender, this one is way cool! I would name my new blender “Blendy” for obvious reasons. It would make my daily smoothie easier to make!

1070 Tiffany Grove October 5, 2010 at 11:49 am

I would looooooove the stand mixer, preferably in ipodish white. I would name her Cynthia because every time my husband can’t think of someone’s name he guesses Cynthia. It’s become our go-to name now. :)

1071 Kelly October 5, 2010 at 11:55 am

I would want a stand mixer! In red! And he shall be named Mr. Beaters!

1072 Chandra October 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Toaster Oven, and I’d call it Xavier, because I love that name and my husband has officially vetoed naming any children that :( That decree does NOT extend to appliances though, muahhahau….

although I totally covet the black stand mixer, I also know I’ll never ever use it……

1073 Michelle October 5, 2010 at 12:05 pm

RED STAND MIXER !!!!!!!! MINE !! NOW!! PLEASE? :)

1074 hydrogeek October 5, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I’m having a hard time picking between the red stand mixer and one of the coffee pots. I mean, if I got a coffee pot to replace my crappy one, I could name it Punky Brewster, which is pretty freaking awesome, but my kitchen is red, and that stand mixer would look so pretty on my cabinets I would never put it up. I would love her and hug her and pet her and call her Ethel.

1075 ShootingStarsMag October 5, 2010 at 12:19 pm

i would pick the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and name it “Smokey”
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1076 LinMarie October 5, 2010 at 12:22 pm

I’d like to win the blender….and i’d name him walrus! Don’t ask!! ;)

1077 Heather E October 5, 2010 at 12:22 pm

I don’t know I like the toaster ovens, but there are several other things as well…UGH! I would name my toaster oven Tim the Toaster :)

1078 Jamie Wade October 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm

I would L-O-V-E the stand alone mixer. It would help this full-time worker, SUPER BUSY mommy bake and cook for my family of 5! Oh…..I would name her She-Ra (You know, from the He-Man series?!). She has the strength and the accessories to help me out. I could use all the help I can get! =)

1079 Jamie Wade October 5, 2010 at 12:25 pm

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1080 Diane B. October 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm

This is a hard choice! While I’m drooling over the red stand mixer for my red/white retro kitchen, I am not ready to give up on my stand mixer who I love. Food processor or blender…??? Daddy makes the best Juice-A-Ritas for the girls and our blender is doing a weird corrosion thing, but it works great. I think I would have to choose the food processor in all stainless steel. Her name would be Elsie after my grandmother whose food processor I “inherited” and was NEVER able to make work. I don’t know if it was missing pieces (probable) or it was just too temperamental, but in her honor, it would be Elsie

1081 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 12:28 pm

The food processor! Mine just broke.

1082 Marisol C October 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm

I would love to have the red stand up mixer. I would give it to my mom since hers died last christmas. I would name it cookie monster since thats what my mom makes with it at christmas-hundreds of cookies.

1083 lisa October 5, 2010 at 12:32 pm

stand mixer! why didn’t anyone tell me to register for one of those 9 years ago?!

name: Regina Falangey

1084 Bobbi Janay October 5, 2010 at 12:34 pm

I would get the toaster oven, we need one so badly. What would I name said toaster oven, Prairie Toast.
Bobbi Janay´s last [type] ..Hope

1085 Becki October 5, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Oh!! The Food Processor!

And I’d name her Claira. Because when I think of that name, I think of peace. I’d be peacefully sippin’ my Starbucks while she chopped my onions.

1086 Shannon October 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm

I would love the first blender that is pictured to make smoothies or margaritas (after my baby is born!) I would name it Happy, for Happy hour!

1087 Amy @ DearMazzy October 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm

I’d loooove to have the stand mixer. I’ve never had one and always wanted one so that I can feel all Martha-like when I bake cookies and cakes. PLUS, a great reason to BAKE COOKIES & CAKES!

I’d name it Sweets, because that’s what I’d be making with her.
Amy @ DearMazzy´s last [type] ..Tip of the Day

1088 Annie Y October 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Ummm…..I’ll take the pretty red mixer and name her Lolita! She just looks like a little vixen!
Annie Y´s last [type] ..Friday Favorites

1089 Claire October 5, 2010 at 1:26 pm

I would love the stand mixer! I would call her Buttersworth after all the buttery delicious Paula Dean goodies I would mix up with her.

1090 Missy October 5, 2010 at 1:31 pm

I’d have to say the stand mixer in black. And I would love him and squeeze him and name him George! :)

1091 Katie W. October 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm

The toaster oven. His name would be Bernie.

1092 Mynde October 5, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Totally that kickin coffee pot- I’d name it Rex. Strong, bold, sexy. Sexy Rexy the coffee magician.

Or the stand mixer and name it stanley. Because Stanley sounds like the name of someone who is cheap, and it would remind me that I in fact am cheap and would give it as a present for an upcoming wedding this week.

It’s a toss up.

1093 Becky October 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm

OH how fancy! I would love the toaster oven and his name would be…..McToasty!
Yes he is a guy cause I’m a girl and I do all the cooking so what I say goes!

1094 Katrina October 5, 2010 at 1:38 pm

Ooh, that IS a toughy. Blender or Food Processor. The handle on my FP is broken clear off, but it still works and I use it almost daily. As for blenders, I have a cheap POJ one that was like $20.
Let’s go with the first blender named Bob.

1095 Jill October 5, 2010 at 1:42 pm

I want the BRIGHT RED stand Mixer. And I would name her Sooie. As in Pig Sooie. Why? Because I am from Arkansas and I am a huge Razorback fan (As you are required to be if you are born in this state!) And also? Because I am just redneck enough to do it.

1096 googiemomma October 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm

umm…all the applianc-ey goodness…
seriously? who DOESN’T name their appliances??? my stand mixer is saucy and red–Lola.
and i’d love to place a hot and feisty toaster next to her on the counter. he’d be Maximus. he’s silver, he’s a four slicer, he gets the job done.
:-)
googiemomma´s last [type] ..back to the future- school edition

1097 ghemitt October 5, 2010 at 1:51 pm

If I won the Red Stand Mixer, she would have to be called Gertrude and she would have a happy life with her housemates Angus the toaster and Florence the coffee pot.

1098 Maria October 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm

The black stand mixer – hands down! I would name it “awesome” because that’s what it IS! Heather, my hands are tired from mixing with a fork!!! :)

1099 Dora October 5, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Ooooh, I need a fancy shmancy new toaster oven. I would name it Frank, as “franks” will not be allowed inside. I have hot dog phobia, so my kitchen is a no hot dog zone.
Dora´s last [type] ..Rock- Rock- Rock- Rock- RocknRoll Daycare!

1100 Dianne October 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Ooooh! I really need the black stand mixer! And I would name him Cornelius, just cause I like that name.

1101 Kerri October 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm

I totally need a new toaster oven so that is what I would choose!! I would name my toaster oven “Francisco” …said with a french accent!!

1102 Alicia October 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm

I want that red mixer like nobody’s business. And he shall be called Spanky.

1103 Lea the Lion October 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Definitely the STRIKING RED MIXER!!!! I would name it Striker!

1104 Jana Frerichs October 5, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I want to win the stand up mixer!!! And I would happily name it Sexy Betty cause I would be one hot baker making all those cookies with that thing!!!

1105 Lamb October 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Oooh, I want that little induction cooktop! I would name him (yes, him) Cookie, which I think manages to be creative and uncreative all at once.
Lamb´s last [type] ..Not Baaad Sundays with LambAround

1106 Tamara October 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Oh the grown up blender for sure…I have a crummy one. What to call it? Maybe Bender the Blender. I like the way it sounds.

1107 Patti October 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Hard decision! I need to blend and process stuff frequently. I use a stick blender to make stuff like hummus, so I’m in need of a big food processor!

1108 Jennifer A. October 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm

I’d love a new toaster oven. I’d name her Jules.

1109 Donna P October 5, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Definitely the toaster oven for me. My current oven is on its last legs. And I would call it T-O for, well, toaster oven.

1110 Nicole October 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm

Magnetic Induction!!! Ah! I would call it “Flash” because it would heat my boys mac n cheese in the time they desiere, that my current stove cannot achieve!

1111 Paula October 5, 2010 at 2:28 pm

The red kitchen mixer. I would name her Elizabeth. Why? Because she is very distinguished looking and regal.

1112 Marty October 5, 2010 at 2:29 pm

I would love a new toaster oven. I’d name it Helen after my mother – she would always bake nice things for me!

1113 kristen October 5, 2010 at 2:30 pm

I’d love the toaster oven (and front loaders and fridge and…) and I’d name it Trixie the Tricked Out Toaster. TTOT for short. I’d make lots of chicken nuggets and tater tots of course. In addition to many other quickly made meals for my 2 boys!

1114 Paula October 5, 2010 at 2:30 pm

I’d name that pretty red mixer Ruby!

1115 Gwen October 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Ever since August when our residence in Lake Arrowhead was redtagged for having wiring apparently done by drunken trolls; we’ve been living in a two room cabin..neither of which are a kitchen so that burner thing makes me salivate in covetness. I’d name it Hero since it would save me from eating only things that can be microwaved. Hmmm..but then there is that coffee grinder/brewer that I would name Gerard (cause LOOK AT IT!!!) I think coffee and internet is the only thing keeping me from going The Shining..so while I never ever win anything, I really hope I win this.

1116 Steph October 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm

For sure the stand mixers. It is my goal in life to learn to bake, and trying to convince my hubs I need an expensive mixer to become Betty Crocker is failing big time!! I like the Black. :)

1117 Shannon October 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm

The food processor, cause I’ve never owned one. I’d name him Maximus cause I just watched Gladiator yesterday!

1118 2Forgetful October 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm

I would love a food processer. I would name it Minerva after the Transfiguration Professor in Harry Potter. After all, isn’t that was a food processor does? transfigure food?

1119 Sara October 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Shiny food processor, so pretty and useful! I would name him Jeffery after Ina Gardner’s husband whom she always mentions while in front of a food processor.

1120 Erin October 5, 2010 at 2:48 pm

such a hard choice…I’d have to go for the Food Processor and name it “Munch”…self explanatory there

1121 Megan October 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Oh gosh, the stand mixer. And I would name him Eric. Because that sounds like what a French pastry chef would be called, and I like to think that the entity making my pastries in my stand mixer is a male.

1122 Sandy C October 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm

The four slice toaster. Because I haven’t had a toaster since I accidentally toasted a pen in ours.

I would call it … Toasty. Because I have no imagination. Which is why I toasted a pen – because I couldn’t imagine a pen falling into the toaster and the guilty party who allowed it to happen didn’t remove it.

1123 Becca October 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

I could really use a food processor. I would name it Peter because I am selling shortbread cookies to make money to take my daughter to St. Petersburg Russia!

1124 Annis October 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm

I have been drooling over inductive cooktops since I first heard about them two years ago. Unfortunately, I don’t have my own place (or the budget) so as to have a large scale one. So I’d have to choose the induction cooktop.

I’d name it Magnus. Because I just watched a movie with that name recently and it runs via magnet. :)

I routinely name inanimate objects. I think it might stem from my childhood desire to be Belle and live in an enchanted castle…

1125 Layne - "Four Gambel girls and a Guy" October 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Not sure if my comment was posted as I don’t see it so I am trying again!
I have a wonderful kitchen aid mixer that I posted about several days ago…http://fourgambelgirlsandaguy.blogspot.com/2010/09/meet-my-new-best-friend.html. I need a friend for him….how about that food processor?
Layne – “Four Gambel girls and a Guy”´s last [type] ..Pesto Making Thyme!

1126 Hannah October 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm

The Magnetic Induction Burner. WANT. And I would name it Maggie Mae and I would sing to it, Rod Stewart style, every night.

1127 Alicia Schneider October 5, 2010 at 3:32 pm

I would love the stand mixer and I would name him: Frank. With Frank the tank I would be able to mix and beat everything in sight!

1128 tabs October 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm

i would love to have the red cake mix thingy and i would name it MUNO!

1129 Jen K. October 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm

How nice – thank you! I have broken five coffee carafes, so am nervous to even hope, but I would LOVE the grinder and brewer and would name her Penelope!

Fingers crossed – husband is in school full time, so we are on an “austerity budget” so this would be a real treat. :)

1130 Karen October 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm

I would name my new food processer Penelope!

1131 Courtney October 5, 2010 at 4:09 pm

I would love the food processor, and I would name him Phineas.

1132 Melanie October 5, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I would definitely LOVE to have a stand mixer (in black)… and I would name it Alfred. :)

1133 Tammi October 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm

I want a stand up mixer so badly! Oh, the cookies I would make….

1134 Amy E October 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I would love to have the mixer. I only had a hand mixer and that broke so now I just have, well, my hands. And some spoons.

I would name my new mixer, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, for obvious reasons.

;-)

1135 Jessica October 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm

I would love the toaster oven. His name would be Mr. T

1136 Beth Hale October 5, 2010 at 4:51 pm

Oh – the stand mixer or the food processor… mmm decisions – i think the mixer – more baking possibilities. would certainly have to meet it before naming like with my little girl, but a few choices would be Sylvia or Poppy – in silver or red…

Beth

1137 Florencia October 5, 2010 at 4:54 pm

The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and I would name her Aurora because she would wake me up every morning :)

1138 Julie October 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Oh, I *need* the white stand mixer!! NEED it! I will name her Annabel. :)

1139 melissa October 5, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Ooh, I want the blender (smoothie maker!) and I would call her Sammy Smooth.

1140 Anne October 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Um that black mixer is so sleek and amazing. I would name it awesome because that’s what it would be if I won it!

1141 Kristen October 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm

I need the coffee maker! My free Gevalia on is about to give out. I will name it Blackie.

1142 Leslie October 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm

At first glance I would have said food processor. BUT after seeing the word induction in the description of the stand alone burner I must choose that. Of course being magnetic, I would name is Telsa! If you don’t know what that means hats off to you for not suffering through Physics 2 !

1143 molly October 5, 2010 at 5:15 pm

I want them all! But for this contest…I would love the food processor. I would name her Lorena….because she chops things. ;)

1144 Shelly October 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm

I would like the toaster oven and would name her Sparky. Why? no idea, but it sounds good.

1145 Christine October 5, 2010 at 5:21 pm

I would loooove the toaster oven because I have two teenage daughters who seem to believe that the regular oven might rise up and eat them alive if they ever dare to use it. I would name it Tessa Because I like the sound of Tessa the Toaster.
Christine´s last [type] ..Free To Be

1146 melissa October 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm

I would love to win the blender!

1147 Jenna October 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm

I would like to win the kitchen processor, and name it Cookie Monster.

Also, I find you/your life to be inspiring. Just sayin’.

1148 Jenny October 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Ohhh I love the toaster oven! Our microwave is fickle and doesn’t like working during the hours of 8:00am and 9:00pm. I could do all sorts of lovely things with the toaster oven! :)
Jenny´s last [type] ..First day of school!

1149 Jenny October 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm

AHH I forgot to add in my name! I do not mean to comment twice! Ick! So i’d love the toaster oven, and I’d name it Clarence. Yup, Clarence the Toaster Oven. But to be honest, I’d probably call it “Master” because of it’s awesomeness!

1150 Jessy October 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm

The red stand mixer is delicious. AND! With a name like Momma, how could it do me wrong!

1151 Gretchen October 5, 2010 at 5:36 pm

I would love the induction cooker, her name would be Cher. Slim, sleek, and able to bring anything to a boil.

1152 Rachael October 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm

I would love and hug the red stand mixer. But I would not call it George. I would call it Esmerelda. It just looks like an Esmerelda.

1153 Lindsey October 5, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I would choose the Elite Grind & Brew, and I would name him Griswold! Because really, there are only so many opportunities to use a name like Griswold, and when you find one, you’ve got to jump on it!

1154 Jacqueline October 5, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I love the coffee grinder/maker and I would name it Frank.
Jacqueline´s last [type] ..Everybodys Getting Huge!

1155 Courtney October 5, 2010 at 5:54 pm

OMG- those appliances look amazing. I can’t believe I’m in love with appliances.. ahh to be a grown up. I would love to win the food processor.

1156 Amberlynn October 5, 2010 at 5:55 pm

I would pick the toaster oven… mine died a few years ago and we have yet to replace it. And I would affectionately call him Captain Crunch :-) .

1157 Susan Alberda October 5, 2010 at 6:05 pm

The white stand mixer. And she shalt be called Vera.

1158 Lindsey Cote October 5, 2010 at 6:10 pm

I could really use that stainless steel food processor…and her name would be Bridget!

1159 Erin October 5, 2010 at 6:18 pm

I would love a Red Stand Mixer, and I’d name her Poppy, just because the name makes me smile and a Red Stand Mixer would make me smile as well.

1160 Amy October 5, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Coffee-grinder-pot of caffeine & happiness please:)

1161 Kaitlin October 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm

I love the red stand mixer. I would name her Lola.

1162 Erica October 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Ooh, I want that toaster oven. I can just taste me some crunchy, toasted goodness. I will name him Mr. Toasty and he will be my toasty friend.

1163 Rachel S. October 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Hi there-
I would choose the Red stand mixer and name it Juliet, because we would be starcrossed lovers- lol. I love to bake but, alas, my 3 year old and full-time job keep me away from it. I currently stir by hand, and this would speed up the process significantly, all but rendering my Joe’s jeans un-buttonable.

1164 Wehaf October 5, 2010 at 6:34 pm

I think Fenimore the blender needs to come live with me.

1165 Michelle October 5, 2010 at 6:38 pm

The coffee grinder/maker

I would name him Hector :)

1166 Sarah October 5, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Oh my, oh my, I am lusting after the coffee maker with a built in bean grinder. I would name her Gertie the Grinder, and we would be besties for life, I would love her uncondionally.

1167 Jamie October 5, 2010 at 6:54 pm

I would LOVE Sammy the stand mixer! (the black one please!)

1168 Jennifer Laird October 5, 2010 at 6:56 pm

I am DROOLING over the black stand mixer. I’ve recently decided I love to bake, and my six year old daughter loves to help. Oh how that would save my poor tired wrist!

1169 Jennifer Laird October 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm

I almost forgot! I would name it Fred. Always wanted to name an inanimate object Fred.

1170 Reba October 5, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Ahhh Food Processor FOR SURE. I need one so badly and kick myself everytime I think of the crap I bought with my wedding money when I should’ve been focusing on more quality items!

1171 Rebekah October 5, 2010 at 7:10 pm

Julio the Toaster Oven!

1172 DaisyDee October 5, 2010 at 7:26 pm

The Toaster Oven would be fabby-fab! I would hug it, and kiss it, and call it Jorge! The hot plate was a close second, who’s name would have been Disco Inferno (as in Burn, Baby Burn!)

1173 Elizabeth October 5, 2010 at 7:31 pm

The blender. I am tired of foregoing delicious blended/frozen drinks because the one I have gives off electric shocks. I’d call it “The Happy Maker.”

1174 Tara Chapman October 5, 2010 at 7:58 pm

I am dying for the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer. My coffee pot is over 11 years old and is broken. My mom and sister both have a grind and brew coffee pot and it makes the most amazing coffee. I would name it Beanie Baby, ya know, because it grinds the beans baby!
Tara Chapman´s last [type] ..278-365

1175 Leslie October 5, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Oh man, stand mixer…and her name would be Morgen. Morgen Mixer. I name many inanimate objects…My car is Hailey!

1176 Emily October 5, 2010 at 8:13 pm

I would LOVE the food processor … I would name him Preston.

1177 Two Makes Four October 5, 2010 at 8:15 pm

Definitely the four-slice toaster, and I’d name her Slicey. Our current toaster was on clearance at Target for $6.33 and after we got it, I found out why. The top 1/8 of the toast sticks out of the top of the toaster. Genius design.
Two Makes Four´s last [type] ..29 Weeks

1178 Wendy at Babies Gotta Have It October 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm

I would choose The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. And I would name her ChiChi. Just cuz.

1179 erin October 5, 2010 at 8:45 pm

Ooooo, definitely the magnetic reduction appliance. I am a geek, it looks geek worthy….i would name it Poindexter.

1180 Lissy October 5, 2010 at 8:52 pm

The stand mixer!!! And of course I would give him a distinguished proper name… Sir Mix Alot! :)

1181 Michelle October 5, 2010 at 8:53 pm

I would pick the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. And it’s name would be Frank. Have no idea why. Except I would have Frank making me coffee each morning.

1182 Ashley October 5, 2010 at 8:53 pm

I would love to have the food processer. I just started to eat healthier and I know this would definatly benefit me. I would name my food processer Chops.

1183 Emily October 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm

I LOVE the black stand mixer! I would name him mixey! hahaha!

1184 christine October 5, 2010 at 9:03 pm

I would love the black stand mixer and I would name it Jack. Okay, my husband said to name it Jack after Jack Black. Or I’d take the red one and name it Lucy after Lucille Ball…

1185 Adrienne October 5, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Food processor fo’ sho’.

And its name would be Phyllo. Because why not?

1186 Marisol October 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm

I really like that Kenmore toaster oven! I would name it Mr. Toasty :)

1187 Nina October 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Holly, The Holy Coffee Bean Grinder! I so need this machine to help me get through my next two years of getting my masters! Have to have the caffeine for those long days and nights!

1188 Marisol October 5, 2010 at 9:17 pm

I really like that Kenmore toaster oven! I would name it Mr. Toasty :) Looks fancy.

1189 Karen October 5, 2010 at 9:26 pm

I would totally love that toaster oven, because I’ve wanted one for years (since my last one died) and my husband won’t let me get one. I would name it Neener.

1190 Heather E October 5, 2010 at 9:28 pm

I would LOVE the stand mixer- probably in black or white. I would name it My Third Hand…when I’m baking it seems I never have enough hands to mix, hold the bowl, etc. LOL

1191 Kim October 5, 2010 at 9:44 pm

I totally ADORE the magnetic induction item !! They had me at tailgating !
Kim´s last [type] ..Tales From The Terrier

1192 Maren Vargas October 5, 2010 at 10:01 pm

I would call the red stand mixer mixer Matilda because she looks sturdy like a grandma but in truth she really likes to party.

1193 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Ohhhh I want the the ultimate margarita machine!!!! she is so pretty and would make me delicious drinks :)

1194 Amanda October 5, 2010 at 10:06 pm

arrrghhh it submitted my comment before I named her!!! I shall call her Sasha… :)

1195 Bonnie in Texas October 5, 2010 at 10:14 pm

I’d pick the Coffee grinder and brewer and I’d name it Perc–short for Percolator, which was my dad’s nickname when he was a kid because he never ran out of energy, or so I heard!

1196 InDueTime October 5, 2010 at 10:25 pm

I love the magnetic induction thing, too!!! Love the fridge. Did it say YES???? lol
InDueTime´s last [type] ..Breathtakingly Beautiful

1197 Emily October 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm

I’m drooling over the Kenmore Food Processor.

I would call it C3Pie Oh! because of all the perfect pie crusts it would make for me!

1198 Chelsea October 5, 2010 at 10:33 pm

I am in drool, I mean love, with the new white stand mixer. Oh the things I could bake with her. Yes, I said her. I’d name her Betty (for obvious reasons).

On a side note, I love your new shiny fridge! Isn’t it amazing what a new fridge will do?! :)
Chelsea´s last [type] ..Inspiration

1199 Heidi Blix October 5, 2010 at 10:48 pm

I would love the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and I would call him Hugh.
Hugh Laurie, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant–any of them would be welcome to keep me supplied with freshly ground and brewed coffee.

Thanks a Latte : )

1200 Patty October 5, 2010 at 11:25 pm

Have to be the toaster oven. Mine takes FOREVER to make toast!

1201 Kym October 5, 2010 at 11:47 pm

OOOOOOOOOOH I’d love the black mixer and I would name her BETTY. (as in Better Crocker cake mixes no more)

1202 Cindy October 6, 2010 at 1:11 am

I would loving call my new kitchen aid stand up mixer Bob, Bob Marley and we would make “special” things together all day long! ;)

1203 Thurieyyah October 6, 2010 at 3:03 am

Good Luck you guys…AND YOU BETTER MAKE IT UP TO US NON – AMERICANS!!!

U GUYS ARE SO SPOILT!…let me go and sulk!

1204 Tricia October 6, 2010 at 3:30 am

I would looooove a red stand mixer named Phoebe!

1205 Chantel October 6, 2010 at 4:07 am

I am really coveting the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. Freshly ground is the way to go! I would totally name her Meredith, in honor of a wonderful coffee loving friend of mine. Bonus: the name can be shortened to Merry, which is what it would make me. Double Bonus: nickname also sounds like Marry, which is what I would want to do to it. (Apparently I am in good company.)

1206 Leah October 6, 2010 at 4:57 am

Ooooh, I NEED the coffee maker. I have to whore myself out to my coworkers every morning so someone will share their coffee with me.

And, I read your blog all the time because I’m all kinds of amazed and inspired by you and your family… Just my 2 cents.

1207 Dee Dee October 6, 2010 at 5:20 am

Ohhh if I could just have the mixer. It would be so helpful to my baking. I would get so much more home made goodness taken care of! And hmmm, what color? Although the red is awesome I think I would go with white so it would match. Thanks for making this possible!

1208 Jenny October 6, 2010 at 5:26 am

I love that stand mixer, I think I would call him Stan to keep it simple or get crazy and call it Martha Stewart have to see what mood I am in.

1209 alex m October 6, 2010 at 5:28 am

A food processor would be nice, congrats on the new fridge!

1210 Lorrin Wagner October 6, 2010 at 5:39 am

I personally love the microwave plate thing but would have to choose coffee over anything else. That last coffee maker that grinds the beans, holy cow, I think I might be in love. I would name it Julio and just hope our first born makes as good of coffee!

1211 Tommy October 6, 2010 at 5:40 am

The Toaster Oven – I’d name him Dude.

1212 Ashley M. October 6, 2010 at 5:49 am

The Magnetic induction – it’s cooking with science and i would name it Maggie. I only have four burners on my stove and when I’m feeling a little more domestic I require more room on my stove to whip up those Martha Stewart meals.

1213 Jaclyn October 6, 2010 at 5:52 am

I would love the stand mixer in red and of course her name would be Lolita! We love naming things around our house. The cars are Rea and Juan and my husbands new shot gun is Delilah. I even named our garbage can Debbie (kind of weird, but that’s how we roll…)

1214 tara October 6, 2010 at 6:04 am

The red stand mixer would be lovely! I’ve been planning on conning a man into marrying me so I could register for one of those. If I could win it fair and square, I could stop prowling and keep baking!

Potential names:
Erik the Red=because I will destroy at baking.
Sir Mix-a-Lot= obvious.
Sean Paul= because it will shake that thing.
Ginger Grant=because it’s a redhead and a star on an island of lowly appliances (my kitchen is woefully underprepared)
Sara Lee=both the mixer and Sara Lee will help me get a more voluptuous figure
Lindsay Lohan=both the mixer and Ms Lohan can wreck stuff up.

I have more ideas but these are my favorites so far!! Thanks for offering such an amazing contest!

1215 Jessica A October 6, 2010 at 6:21 am

Oohh, definitely the black stand mixer. Her name would be Penelope. I’m pretty sure I would propose to her, too! Congrats on the new fridge.

1216 Emily October 6, 2010 at 6:26 am

I must have the food processor in stainless steel!! I am in love!
I would name him Gilbert :)

1217 Megan Beach October 6, 2010 at 6:34 am

I like that stand mixer! I’d name her Grace after my Grandma.

1218 Randi October 6, 2010 at 6:44 am

Oh lord, it’s between the mixer and the coffee maker! We don’t have either right now (scandalous, I know!) so it comes down to what is more important: coffee or shakes. Well since only the hubby and I drink instant coffee, and the whole family loves shakes, um, WOW. Can’t we have both?! LOL – I’d probably say the coffee maker, only because we use a magic bullet for shakes.

The coffee maker’s name: SANITY ;)

1219 Jess October 6, 2010 at 7:00 am

The seriously up-dated hot-plate. Not just your old illegal dorm room one, now is it? I think I would name her Frances.

1220 Beth October 6, 2010 at 7:00 am

Food Processor AKA Fancy Fran.

1221 Jackee October 6, 2010 at 7:09 am

I’d probably have to go with the toaster oven as our toaster is slowly dying, though it was a hard choice as there were many fantastic things to choose from:)

1222 jackee October 6, 2010 at 7:11 am

…and I shall call him Stan.

1223 Beth October 6, 2010 at 7:17 am

The induction burner, if she comes to live in my house, would be named Sheila.

1224 Lori October 6, 2010 at 7:31 am

I would love the red stand mixer! I would name it cookiemaster and make a ton of yummy cookies for my fam =)

1225 Tanya October 6, 2010 at 7:34 am

I would love to win the red mixer, and i would name her..Foxy lady…cause she just looks classy….lol

1226 Stephanie October 6, 2010 at 7:50 am

Oooo I love that pretty blender. And I would name him Chompers.

1227 Bridget October 6, 2010 at 7:54 am

I love the red stand mixer. I would name her Sass.

1228 Bridget October 6, 2010 at 7:59 am

whoops, I didn’t think my last comment worked because I did it on my blackberry the other night, but I just searched the comments and see that I’m on here twice. Please remove this one ;) sorry!

1229 Karen Wangensteen October 6, 2010 at 8:26 am

I love the bright red mixer – perhaps it would inspire me to bake more? I would name him Sir Mix-Alot (for obvious reasons)!

1230 Katie October 6, 2010 at 8:46 am

Toaster oven named Ron.

1231 Alisa October 6, 2010 at 8:51 am

I would love the Kenmore Food Processor & the first thing I would make is fresh salsa. I would most definitely eat it all … by myself!

The food processor would be named Cujo. It would go all “Cujo” on things, in the best way possible of course. And less the rabies.

1232 Sara Mc. October 6, 2010 at 9:01 am

OMG – what a delish giveaway! I’m drooling over Slammin’ Sam the Stand Mixer (the red one!) , and Franklin the Food Processor. How easy either one of these would make my life.

1233 Melissa October 6, 2010 at 9:03 am

I love Freeman! He looks very distinguished. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer . I would name him Morty.. because he would magically make very morning glorious!

1234 Katie October 6, 2010 at 9:07 am

Definitely the food processor. I would name it… Lupo. Don’t ask. But try shouting Lupo. It’s great.

1235 Alisha in Ohio October 6, 2010 at 9:10 am

The blender- definitely.

And he would be affectionately known as Jimmy.

as in Buffet.

as in Margaritas :)

1236 Jessica October 6, 2010 at 9:11 am

Oh my goodness I want the coffee pot so bad! Our coffeepot is so incredibly old and awful. My husband won’t let me dump it and get a new one though since it still works & we are trying to work with Dave Ramsey.

If I had a new coffee pot, I would name it: Ann Margaret. My dog’s name is Sophia Loren, so it just works.

1237 SUSAN SPARKS October 6, 2010 at 9:22 am

WITHOUT A DOUBT THE ELITE COFFEE GRINDER & BREWER. MINE STARTED GRINDING WITHOUT ANYTHING IN IT AND NOW SITS ON THE COUNTER UNPLUGGED!!! NOW THE NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE PRECIOUS BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MUCH MY COFFEE MEANS TO ME….IT’S JUST PRECIOUS TO ME!!!

1238 Tracy Miller October 6, 2010 at 9:27 am

Ummm…wow that black stand mixer is super sexy. I would love to add her to my kitchen and call her Jolie, because Angelina would be too obvious!

1239 Chelsea October 6, 2010 at 9:27 am

OMG! I need the sleek new blender because my current blender is a piece of junk. It doesn’t even chew up ice if I make a frozen adult beverage. Which means it would totally be my new best friend, so I would name my blender Allie. Which is my best friend now – she totally won’t care as long as I share my margaritas. :)

1240 Karen Reeds October 6, 2010 at 9:35 am

Whoa…the magnetic induction burner? An extra burner? That I can use anywhere?? Fabulous! I would use it in the garage to cook bacon (because I hate cooking bacon in my house) Probably would call him Bernie because that sounds like the name of something you can just tuck under your arm and take with you anywhere.

1241 Amanda October 6, 2010 at 9:43 am

Ohhh, I could use so many things:)
The Food Processor would be great for making baby food – and I’d name it Frankie.
or
The magnetic induction thingy would be great for my classroom – we’d probably call it ‘Hot Stuff’

1242 Cherie October 6, 2010 at 9:48 am

I would love the Kenmore Elite Coffee grinder and brewer. I would call it Brad Pitt cause it looks very fine, and can get the job done!!

1243 elizabeth October 6, 2010 at 11:27 am

oh that toaster oven!! I shall call him Fred. I don’t know why, he just looks like Fred…

1244 Kelley October 6, 2010 at 11:51 am

SWOOONNNNNN.

The mixer, hands down. She would be named Amelia. Because Amelia sounds like someone that would produce sweet treats.

1245 jb October 6, 2010 at 11:58 am

Well — our food processor recently broke, and we’ve been going through (literally) five things of hummus a week. So, definitely the food processor.

And I would probably name it Shiva. You know, destroyer of worlds and garbanzo beans.

1246 Becky October 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm

The toaster oven. And I would name her Beauty. And she would not burn my toast!
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1247 Jennifer October 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Kenmore food processor!

1248 April October 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm

At first I was going to go for an appliance I don’t actually own (like a food processor), but then that Coffee Grinder and Brewer stole my heart. It’s the only type of appliance that I can love. I’d name it Fred.

1249 Geralyn Lill October 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm

I love the BRIGHT red mixer! I would namer her Annie after my favorite red-headed orphan! =)

1250 Sarah O. October 6, 2010 at 12:44 pm

I would love the Toaster Oven and would name her “Alice,” after Alice from The Brady Bunch. I have an in-home childcare and would love a helper in my kitchen during meal times. Alice would be especially handy during those times when I need to get food into little bellies in a timely fashion. Alice the Toaster Oven would be almost as fabulous as having a human Alice.

1251 Heather October 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm

I’d love the food processor…and it would be named “In Your Face”, because I would use it to make baby food and it would end up all over my little guy’s face. Plus, organic baby food is way overpriced, so “in your face”, all those baby food companies out there that think it’s perfectly reasonable to charge $1.89 for a 3 oz. pouch of squished apples and bananas. Really, almost $2 for something that could cost me less than $.50 to make?!? If I had a food processor, that is…

1252 Nicole October 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm

I would love to win the magnetic induction. My husband and I have an awful range and only one of the burns actually works. The induction would allow us to cook more than one thing at a time.

1253 Tai October 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm

I’d like the the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer, and I would name it Neveah (backwards for heaven) because fresh ground coffee is JUST THAT!

1254 Leah October 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Oooo! A new mixer is just what I need. Mighty Mixer!!

1255 Mommy Boots October 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm

I’m lusting after the Kenmore Elite Grinder & Brewer, which I would fondly name Grindy Von CoffeePot….ington.
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1256 Teresa October 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm

I have to go with the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer. I would name her Carmelo the coffee maker. I have twins on the way and a 3 year old…I’m thinking coffee will be my life in about 8 weeks!

1257 Dawn October 6, 2010 at 3:22 pm

The black Kenmore mixer. It’s prettyful. And she shall be named Gertrude.

1258 Whitney October 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Black Standing Mixer.
Name: John’n'Kate
I could make enough cookies for sextuplets. Plus twins.

1259 Nathalee Ghafouri October 6, 2010 at 3:35 pm

The red mixer! My mom is super jealous of the one I got for my wedding, so I’d give this one (in her favorite color) to her. It’s name would be Big Mama.

1260 Janelle October 6, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Hey – who wouldn’t love one of those stand up mixers?? They’re iconic! But a toaster would be more play in my house.

1261 cj coppola October 6, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Magnetic Induction!!! I.Want. and I would call him Ned.

1262 hawkfeather October 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm

hard to say..
cause the magnetic induction cooker looks like some crazy futuristic kitchen space i-pod and that alone is awesome..
-i still think i would want the stand mixer- in red..

and when i name my inanimate things- the names are generally non-human..
although something SOO red i may be tempted to just give in to the simplicity of something like BIG RED.
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1263 hawkfeather October 6, 2010 at 5:07 pm

opps- non-american here…..oh well I wouldn’t trade it for all the stand mixers in the world.

1264 Emily Patterson October 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm

I think a toaster oven named Carl would be pretty sweet!

1265 Jill C. October 6, 2010 at 5:13 pm

sweet give away! it was a toss up between the toaster oven and the induction burner.. and Mr. Toasts A-Lot won! I would love to give my old fugly toaster oven the boot.

1266 Marnie Schmidt October 6, 2010 at 5:32 pm

I think the infrared toaster oven would be nice. I think I would call it Stanley. No reason for the name, just sounds right.

1267 dawn October 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm

The toaster oven would be my choice and I would name it Ken.

1268 6512 and growing October 6, 2010 at 7:27 pm

Ooh! The food processor! It would be named Fernando, naturally.
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1269 Lorinda October 6, 2010 at 8:02 pm

the blender would be awesome ’cause my smoothie maker broke!

1270 Tina October 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm

Oooooh! I’ll take the red stand alone mixer, please! I’d name him Fernando!

1271 Jennifer Reigle October 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Would love to get my hands on one of the food processors. I so need one with all the things I chop up for dinner for my family every George. My kids would get a kick out of having something actually named George and probably be excited that I stopped calling them that! :0)

1272 Jennifer Reigle October 6, 2010 at 8:22 pm

It’s so bad I can’t even form a complete sentence. I was suppose to say for the dinners I make for my family each night. And that I would name the food processor George. Oy vey!

1273 Corky October 6, 2010 at 8:43 pm

My blender just bit the dust, so I definitely need Brenda the Blender!! Thank you.

1274 Kimberly October 6, 2010 at 8:47 pm

Stand mixer for sure and his name would be Steve and he’d assist me by making the best cakes ever.

1275 Kari October 6, 2010 at 8:47 pm

I would love the red mixer and would name it Belle, Wh, because it is just beautiful like Belle is!

1276 Sarah October 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm

Mmm, I would love that fancy-pants blender they have. Of course I would name it Jimmy, in honor of Jimmy Buffett.

Wastin’ away again in margaritaville, awww yeah

1277 jodi October 6, 2010 at 8:59 pm

tough one……red stand-up mixer which I would promptly begin calling, affectionately, Hotrod. But I really, really, really need a new coffe maker…which I would call, again affectionately, Coffee-Smoffee-Hot-Tah-Dah. I certainly hope that random.whatever randomly picks my creative self :)
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1278 Kelly October 6, 2010 at 9:03 pm

Oh, I would totally want the stand mixer. In black. And her name would have to be Lola, because listening to the Kinks while baking is just awesome.

1279 Emily October 6, 2010 at 10:15 pm

Oooohhh…..I totally need that mixer. I would call it Martha because it would inspire me to bake yummy Martha Stewart recipes!!

1280 Jill October 6, 2010 at 10:47 pm

Wow, so many appliances that I actually NEED … so difficult to narrow them down. As hubby is in Iraq and the kiddos and I are here in a rental house for the next 8 months ( stuff is in storage somewhere while we wait to move yet again) … I could really use a good toaster oven.

I’d name it Heaven. As in, it’s a little piece of heaven not having to listen to the snap, crackle, and pop of the awful toaster oven here … that clearly needs to find its way to the garbage can. A girl can dream, can’t she?

1281 Dana Corliss October 7, 2010 at 1:29 am

I would love the red mixer, I would name it Harley, because it looks pretty fast!

1282 Becky October 7, 2010 at 4:17 am

I would like the blender. I would name it Chopper.

1283 Margie October 7, 2010 at 4:51 am

The blender, or the processor.

I’m attempting to make my own iced coffees since McD has run out of SF syrup this entire week. Ugh.

1284 Erica October 7, 2010 at 4:52 am

I would love the red mixer. I would name it Red Rover bring me some cookies right over!

1285 Allison Muhlbauer October 7, 2010 at 4:54 am

I would love the white standing mixer and I would name it Harry!

1286 alimartell October 7, 2010 at 5:11 am

I’m American! Pick me!

I want the toaster oven…so I can make Grilled Cheesus.
And that’s what the toaster shall be called.
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1287 Amy October 7, 2010 at 5:11 am

Can you say I want ALL of them? NO?? Okay. Just checking. I would like the food processor. I’d name her Francesca.

1288 SADYE October 7, 2010 at 5:16 am

I NEED that red stand mixer. I would call it jeeves…since it would mix all the crap instead of me doing it! Plus, my 1 year old son has BRIGHT red hair, so this seems fitting, no?

1289 Jen L. October 7, 2010 at 5:18 am

OMG, RED STAND MIXER!!!! (Sorry, I’m yelling.) I’d name her Blaze, just like that hooker who shacked up with Louisiana Governer Huey P. Long. (You’re welcome for the random Louisiana history lesson.) :)
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1290 Jenn October 7, 2010 at 5:30 am

I would ?love? the red stand mixer. Did I say ? love ????

1291 chantal holt October 7, 2010 at 5:39 am

Ooooh! LOVE the stand mixer! I would name it Fat Albert, because, well, I can almost feel my behind swelling just thinking about all of the yummy goodness I would be making with it!

1292 Kristi October 7, 2010 at 5:50 am

The food processor…I’d name it Pronto the Processor…

1293 Jenelle October 7, 2010 at 5:55 am

I would like the Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer to replace my cracked white coffee maker that is so 1993. I will name it Heather because she is so full of 2010 awesomeness.

1294 Leigh October 7, 2010 at 5:58 am

congrats on your shiny new fridge! he sure is sexy!

Ok, I’d want the red stand mixer. I’d call her Joan. Because she is my favorite character from my favorite show “Mad Men” (she’s a red head).

Joan is beautiful, incredibly strong and smart.

1295 Leigh October 7, 2010 at 6:06 am

congrats on your new fridge! He’s very sexy!

The red-stand mixed would be my pick. I’d call her Joan because she is my favorite character from my favorite show, and she has red hair. She is smart, incredibly strong, and sexy.

1296 Cess October 7, 2010 at 6:08 am

toaster oven or food prossor! love the new fridge!

1297 Julie October 7, 2010 at 6:14 am

the blender and I would name it Calgon beacuse it would take me away with drinks i would mix up

1298 Sara October 7, 2010 at 6:26 am

I would select the toaster oven, because sadly, ours has been on the fritz forever! It has an uncanny knack for breaking off pieces of toast, waffles, bagels, etc. which end up under the bottom rack to burn into oblivion. Ultimately this creates an overwhelming smell which then causes all 8 of the smoke alarms in our house to simultaneously go off. Consequently the loud sounds of the alarms causes my 4 daughters (yes, 4!) to shriek, cry and scream, which is the ideal way every mom wants to begin their day, right? Good thing frozen waffles are the only thing 2 out of my 4 daughters will eat in the morning–lucky me!

By the way, I’d name her Betty, ’cause she’s a beaut!

1299 Angie k October 7, 2010 at 6:36 am

The Toaster Oven. I shall call her, George. Because, HELLO, that is the perfect name for a female toaster oven! :)

1300 Katie October 7, 2010 at 6:36 am

I’d love the coffee grinder and brewer. I would call him Buster, as in bustin’ up the Starbucks habit. ;)

Love the new fridge!

1301 felecia October 7, 2010 at 6:47 am

I would like to win the 4 slice toaster and I would call it the Art because that is my husbands name and he never fails to tell me that we need a new one everytime he uses ours. And guess what, I am tired of hearing it!

1302 Jennifer October 7, 2010 at 6:52 am

Oh, the toaster oven, definitely. I hate the one we have! I would name it Bob. For no apparent reason whatsoever.:) Enjoy your new fridge!

1303 Lisa_in_WI October 7, 2010 at 6:55 am

I would love to have the food processor, and I would name it Buzzy Thibodeaux!
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1304 Julie October 7, 2010 at 6:56 am

the mixer and i would name it Stan

1305 Helen October 7, 2010 at 7:00 am

Food processor named Frieda!

1306 SLT12 October 7, 2010 at 7:15 am

The red mixer – would name her Shirley after my late grandmother who is the only person i know that actually used a mixer on a regular basis. Maybe if i actually had one i would use it??

1307 Megan Mills October 7, 2010 at 7:29 am

The red stand mixer….*drool*. I will name him Stewie the Stand Mixer (alliteration FTW!), and he shall be grand.

1308 Mary Schommer October 7, 2010 at 7:47 am

The food processor – Actually had to ask my husband as he is the cook – he said he would name it Chopper.

1309 Kim October 7, 2010 at 7:52 am

How is a girl to decide? I want it all!!! But if I just have to choose 1it would be the toaster oven and name him toasty… Love the pics!! Love love your fridge!!!

1310 Debbie Sullivan October 7, 2010 at 7:55 am

I would love the bar style popcorn popper. Of course, the appropriate name for him would be “Poppy”. Thanks for the opportunity to win something :)

1311 erin October 7, 2010 at 8:02 am

I just made a smoothie with my old, pathetic blender and knew that I needed a new one. I would call him Phillip. Because we would always fill him up!

1312 Allie October 7, 2010 at 8:34 am

I would totally get the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer. And I would name him Fernando. Since there is a 99.7648362839% chance I will never have a sexy, latin lover grinding coffee by hand (with his rippley muscles) and brewing me coffee each morning, I might as well have a sexy coffee maker do it. Its the next best thing right?!

1313 KK October 7, 2010 at 8:52 am

Although the practical side of me is screaming “Toaster Oven” the rest of me says “Blender!” Preferably one with enough horse power to crush ice & whirl up a fabulous Margarita at a moments notice…

1314 Heather October 7, 2010 at 8:55 am

We need the four slices toaster – and esp. in that lovely stainless feature…I will call her Sally. Thank you for hosting this giveaway.

1315 Jenna October 7, 2010 at 9:14 am

I want a food processor so much!!! AHHHH! As for a name, I would have to have that little baby in my kitchen and use it before coming up with the right name….but what a fun idea…naming your appliances!
And I need to use my imagination more, so thanks for bringing that to my attention!

1316 Jackie October 7, 2010 at 9:21 am

I’d love to win the Magnetic induction thingie. I’d name her Magnadoodle. Thanks!

1317 Christina October 7, 2010 at 9:26 am

oh god the stand mixer!!! the stand mixer!!

i think i want to get married more for the prospect of being gifted with a stand mixer than for the actual husband.
*speaking out loud again oops!*

Whilemina the mixer…because duh Mimi the Mixer is an excellent name.

1318 Katrina October 7, 2010 at 9:45 am

The food processor. I’d call it Dicey.

1319 Emily S October 7, 2010 at 10:19 am

I definitely want the stand mixer…it has me drooling! I would get it in black or chrome and name it Sir Mix-a-Lot.

1320 Claire Davis October 7, 2010 at 10:22 am

The stand mixer and I would name it Ruby…just because!

1321 Lisa October 7, 2010 at 10:23 am

Oh my gosh!! I LOVE that red stand-up mixer!! I would call it ROSY and we would get along just fine! As a side note, I LOVE your blog and I’m so glad you write every single day…it gives me something to look forward to!! Your Annie is one month older than my McKinley!

1322 Sandy October 7, 2010 at 10:40 am

I LOVE the food processor. I feel like I would want to cook cool and creative things if I had a food processor. Her name will be “Wanda”… wouldn’t it be ‘wanda’ful if I win?!!

1323 Jenn M. October 7, 2010 at 10:45 am

I have been dreaming [and drooling] for a toaster oven for like…..FOREVER. I even have the place picked out on the counter. I would name it The Heat.

1324 Kristin October 7, 2010 at 11:21 am

The black mixer… SirMixAlot
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1325 Sara October 7, 2010 at 11:36 am

I totally covet that coffee grinder and brewer. I’m finishing up my PhD thesis and my current coffee maker is dying from its servitude to me during these last few years. How is one suppose to write a dissertation with no coffee? I would totally(and very irreverently) name it J.C.(jesus christ) because it will be my savior during this last stretch of writing.

1326 Deb October 7, 2010 at 11:44 am

The toaster oven.

Because I NEED it.

His name is Antonio. Just because.

1327 Taryn October 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm

I have a 2 year old and a 3 year old. They are 11 months apart. All boy. They make me crazy but I love them to smithereens. Sometimes at the end of the day, mama needs a drink :) The new Kenmore blender would undoubtedly make a mean margarita…and I’m pretty sure everyone would rather a mean margarita than a mean mommy! ;)

1328 Taryn October 7, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Oh – and I forgot to name it. I’d call it Doc.

1329 Becky October 7, 2010 at 12:35 pm

I will be winning Winifred the Toaster Oven. Fred? Because he would be the newbie in the kitchen, so naturally he has to have a nerdy name for the other appliances to make fun of. Duh.
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1330 Britt October 7, 2010 at 1:22 pm

oh my gosh, we have the crappiest coffee pot ever. EVER. I totally want the The Kenmore Elite® Coffee Grinder and Brewer and would name it Cafe because I would feel like I just got wonderful coffee from a cafe. :)

1331 Erica October 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm

I would love the Kenmore Elite Coffee Grinder and Brewer! I would lovingly call him Dunkin every morning.

1332 mp October 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Stand mixer all the way!! The black one, baby, and he’ll be called Darth (as in Vader). He’ll be one mean, mixing machine!

1333 Allison October 7, 2010 at 2:06 pm

OMG – the blender (aka margarita maker), totally! My kiddos can have smoothies and I can have what I want and its nme would be Blendy!

1334 Courtney October 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Totally the stand mixer. I love to bake, but am to cheap to buy one. It would definately be named Andy because he would be “handy” for making “candy” and other sweets.

1335 Ina October 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm

without a doubt-the stand up mixer! And the name-Billy?(I’m really not very good at using my imagination,okay?)

1336 amy October 7, 2010 at 2:54 pm

The mixer! Which I would gift to my dear email friend Penny who just got married :)

1337 amy October 7, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Sorry! I would name her Matilda :)

1338 Sunny October 7, 2010 at 3:26 pm

I like the stand mixer! How cool that it has an LED light in it… not sure why I need that, but I want it! ;-) I would name her Bertha because she seems like a big burly beast that would whip frosting and churn butter in a flash!

Thanks for the chance to win, Heather! I name all of my appliances, cars, etc. I haven’t come up with a new name for my bright blue (“Blue Sensation Pearl” is the color) Honda Fit Sport. Care to come up with one for her? Here’s what she looks like… yes, she’s a girl! http://automobiles.honda.com/fit/exterior-colors.aspx

1339 Jen October 7, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Induction burner! I’d name it HOT STUFF.

1340 Scott October 7, 2010 at 3:30 pm

I would love the new Kenmore Elite convection oven/toaster. I’ve been not-so-subtly hinting to my wife that I could really use one, but she hates any clutter on the counters. If it was a “gift,” she couldn’t turn me down! Help me out here, Mike! Thanks for the awesome giveaway, Heather!

1341 Sarah October 7, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I would like the magnetic induction hotplate. And I would love him and probably not squeeze him ’cause he’d be hot, and call him George.

1342 april October 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm

I can’t get over how cool that induction burner is…and if I had it? I think I’d call it Bobby. I think it’s a super neat name to say, so I’d like to get to say it often :-)

1343 Alicia F October 7, 2010 at 4:08 pm

I would love to win the toaster oven! And I would name him Napoleon. Why? Because. I. Can. :)

Awesome contest. And thanks for making us be creative. :)

1344 Jeni Couassi October 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I would choose the white mixer and I would call her Mixie!

1345 Amanda BC October 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm

I LOVE the white stand mixer :) )))) I would name him Monte!!!

1346 Heather P October 7, 2010 at 5:20 pm

OMG! I want that slicer/dicer food chopper machine!

I would name it Lorena

It cuts up my veggies, both long and round and if you consider the name for a moment and are older than 30, you’ll understand why.

1347 Erin October 7, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I would love to see Geena Davis the red mixer in my kitchen very soon. She mixed it up on the baseball field and will do a great job with my cookies!

1348 Kyle Baranyi October 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm

I would like to win the toaster oven named “Bernie Kosar”.

1349 carrie streiff October 7, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I would like to own the induction burner named Tommy Lee because it heats up quickly and may boil over

1350 Jen October 7, 2010 at 6:04 pm

ooh Oliver the Toaster Oven is lovely. THAT.
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1351 Sarah October 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm

I would name the stand mixer Taz. It spins and makes a mess of things if it spins too quickly.

1352 Jacqui October 7, 2010 at 6:45 pm

The stand mixer in black. So sleek, so handsome. I would name it Kurt, just because I like the way it sounds.

1353 Sarah- Mommy Daisy October 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm

I would choose the 4-slice toaster, because mine doesn’t cook well and is about to bite the dust. We got it for a wedding gift, and we just celebrated our 10th anniversary a few months ago. Our toaster is old!

Also, I’d name my new 4-slice toaster Tammy. Doesn’t she just look like a Tammy?
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1354 Emily October 7, 2010 at 7:08 pm

I’d have to go with the toaster oven….and its name would be Tommy (in honor of my daughter who recently discovered Thomas the Tank Engine – except she calls him Tommy the train.)

1355 QuirkyJessi October 7, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Okay, that magnetic induction hotplate looking thing is freakin’ awesome. I.want.so.bad. So hot. I’d name her Sexy Lexi.

But a stand mixer? I could totally go for that, too. Gah, choices, choices. I’d name the black one T&L, for Thunder and Lightning. You know, it’s black (night) with blue LEDs (lightning)….storm…lightning…. Oh whatever, it’d be mine and I could name it whatever. :P

1356 Cate October 7, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Toaster oven….I would name him Oscar, no reason. He just looks like an Oscar.

1357 Kendra October 7, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I totally need the blender. And I would name it “blendery”. We just add a “y” to everything or pet we get for names. For example:
goldfish = goldy
striped fish = stripey
sucker fish = sucky

I could go on for days. My son’s favorite stuffed animal is Liony.

1358 Holly Huelster October 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Those items are gorg! I would LOVE the red mixer…retro color…

I would name it: The Butter Love Machine because I would bake delicious treats made with love, of course – and not to mention that butter IS love, so that pretty much speaks for itself!!

-Holly

1359 Amy October 7, 2010 at 8:53 pm

I would choose the black stand mixer. I would call him George. George and I would make cakes. Lots and lots of cakes.

1360 Alyssa October 7, 2010 at 9:35 pm

I wish for the coffee grinder/maker…probably name it Sunshine since it’s bright, shiny, and will get me into the “Good Morning Sunshine” mood as opposed to my usual grouchy, tired mood in the morning.

1361 Jen R October 7, 2010 at 10:12 pm

That magnetic induction burner wants to come to live at my house. He shall be known be known as Buster Poindexter.

1362 Sarah Ambrose October 7, 2010 at 10:38 pm

I would love to have the red stand up mixer…i have one my grandma gave me but its from the 80s. i would so name it red-e whip…get it?

1363 Abby Sundell October 7, 2010 at 11:04 pm

That food processor looks amazing. I made pesto yesterday and it was just a reminder how much I hate our food processor.
I would name this new lovely food processor Dono Kire it means Mr. Chop in Japanese.

Arigatoo! (thank you)

1364 Sara GC October 7, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Oooh – the magnetic induction!!! We tailgate a lot and that would be perfect – you always need a little more space! :)

1365 Sara GC October 7, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Oooh – the magnetic induction!!! We tailgate a lot and that would be perfect- you always need a little more space! :)

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