Beer on the Wall

I just heard on the radio that the average American drinks twenty two GALLONS of beer every year! That’s 2,816 ounces of beer. It seems like a lot, but then you realize it’s 235 cans, or about 10 cases. Mike and I just killed three cases a couple weeks ago! Hmm…now that I think about…

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It’s not hard, ladies!

There is nothing more disgusting than running into the ladies’ room when you’ve been holding it for a while, only to find that all the toilet seats have URINE on them. COME ON. That is so foul. HA, I wasn’t even trying to make a baseball joke. Good one.

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So. Yeah.

I was updating for a while via email, and everything was peachy! A little TOO peachy. Then Woodsy was like, “hey, you haven’t updated in a while,” and I was like, “yes I have.” And then she told me that there wasn’t an update up since November! Now, I have a tendency to slack, but…

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No, I didn’t.

Did I REALLY need that final beer last night?

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I was in a car accident. I’m okay, as was everyone else involved. I was stopped at a light waiting to make a left-hand turn out of a parking lot when a young girl slammed into me from behind, pushing me into the car in front of me. Her fault, no? Well, the guy in…

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