Rusty

May 3, 2011

When I was 22 years old, I went on a spur-of-the-moment trip to Las Vegas with two of my best friends. One of us came back with a tattoo, two of us came back with body piercings, and one of us came back with the knowledge that her friends were very, very stupid. I was [...]

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Ding Dong

April 27, 2011

I need to preface this story with the following disclaimer: I am not a morning person. I am incapable of performing anything other than basic functions (bathroom, diaper changes, breathing) until I have been awake for at least 30 minutes and ingested a cup of coffee. My family knows this, my friends know this. It [...]

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I’m On A Boat!

March 22, 2011

Whenever Mike and I talk about vacations we want to go on, Mike always says he wants to go on a cruise. I have been on a cruise once in my life. When I was 21 and a senior in college, one of my friends got the idea that a cruise would be a great [...]

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Totally Buggin’

March 16, 2011

2:45 am Heather: Mike. MIKE! Wake up! I  just saw what I am pretty sure is a spider. Mike: I’m pretty sure I’m sleeping. Heather: Are you kidding me? It could be a brown recluse! Or a black widow! Mike: What are those? Heather: Um, only the two grossest, most poisonous spiders that I know [...]

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The Top Ten Worst Things About Having A Sick Child

March 10, 2011

Yeah, there are the typical sucky things like worrying and seeing your sweet baby so miserable, but these are the other crummy things about having a sick child. 1. Babies who are massively stuffed-up snore. This is only made worse when your husband ALSO snores. 2. Medication that says “may cause diarrhea.” 3. Changing a [...]

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I Am Three Dog Years Older After This

February 22, 2011

When we arrived at Brittany’s house last week, we excitedly said hi to all the members of her family. This included her husband Andy, kids Jude, Wyatt, and Gigi, her mom, and most adorably, her mom’s NEW PUPPY! This is Jilly, a black and silver pug. On the drive in from the airport, Brittany told [...]

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