When I was seven years old, I got my first crush – David Witherspoon from the TV show Our House (and yes I now know Chad Allen is gay). I eventually moved on to Kevin Arnold from The Wonder Years, then Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street, and the list goes on from there. I knew Maddie would eventually have a crush on a TV personality, but I figured she would be around seven years old like me – not seven MONTHS old.
Madeline has a mad crush on Matt Lauer.
We started to notice it a few months ago. In the mornings she’s fussy, but the second she’d hear Matt Lauer’s voice, she would stop whining and turn her whole body toward the sound of Matt joking with Meredith. We’ve even recorded The Today Show on our DVR so we can play it when she’s especially wound up. It works every time.
We joked about how much Maddie luuuuuuurves Matt Lauer, but we didn’t take it seriously. I mean, she’s 9 1/2 months old. But then I found her looking up pictures of him.
And I thought, oh, look, my baby has a crush, thank goodness it’s someone smart and wholesome like Matt Lauer. I turned away from Maddie for a second, and then when I looked back at her, I realized my little girl wasn’t so innocent. Yes. I caught her looking at this:
At least she looks ashamed.
But no! It doesn’t end there. I took Maddie into her room to get her ready for bed, and that’s when I saw it. A tattoo. Right above her cute little tush.
Maddie has a tramp stamp for Matt Lauer. I think we’re going to have to start monitoring her a little more closely now.
I don’t know how I’m going to tell Maddie that Matt Lauer is married.
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I just peed my pants, and not because I’ve birthed 2 children vaginally. Damn funny.
califmoms last blog post..The Omnivore’s Hundred
You’re hilarious!
Thanks for cheering me up, while I lay here on my couch being tortured by head cold demons (which totally exist, by the way).
Baby Bs last blog post..Just For Kicks
Love, love, LOVE IT!
Nanettes last blog post..Bump Watch 2008, 33 weeks, 4 days
maybe she knows he is married and hoping he will leave his wife. you need to tell her that she is better than that.
but seriously this is some funny stuff!!
Heather at Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..I am supposed to be right handed damn it!
This cracked me up after a very long day! Thanks so much, and I am so glad your blog is fixed!!
Fiesty Charlies last blog post..Marloff’s Day…
well – I just want to squeeeee.. that is too cute. I would say that is the cutest tribute to Matt Lauer on earth.
Omgoodness! Hi-larious.
Cheryls last blog post..Go Outside and Play – And don’t come home ’til dinner!
Too funny, Heather! That ashamed picture is hilarious.
Kids grow up too fast these days, don’t they?
Daddy Dans last blog post..The New Fall TV Season
Too funny! She has impeccable taste!
What can I say – my fans love me.
Matt Lauers last blog post.."Hey! Everybody got to wear clothes. And if you don’t, you get arrested."
That’s too funny!!! I heart Matt Lauer too. When he says “Good Morning,” I reply “Good Morning, Matt!” I got that from my Dad…he used to say, “Good Morning, Katie” when she was the co-anchor.
Magss last blog post..Our Summer – Part II
So cute! And handy. I wish my kids had a crush on a TV personality whose voice would instantly sooth them.
Your little face in that pic is stinkin’ adorable!
Oh. My. God. I am DYING over here!
Mr Ladys last blog post..The Post in Which I Alienate 90% of You and Totally Confuse the Remaining 10%
I heart Matt Lauer too. What excellent taste Maddie has.
Let her surf her baby p0rn in peace! Can she not have some privacy? Just look at how horrified she is. Poor thing.
Anissa@Hope4Peytons last blog post..Perspective, getcha some
Oh her expression! So cute.
midwestmommys last blog post..One of my favorite things
OMG this is hillarious!
However, she has fabulous taste. But tell her I get first dibs.
Headless Moms last blog post..Just Curious-School Volunteering
TOO FUNNY! Maddie with her first tramp stamp… good thing she got it in “washable”.
I love the look of embaressment on her face!
btw- you are aware i was obsessed with fred savage- and then met him in college!
mayas last blog post..Family
I can put a Matt Lauer mask on Alex for you.
That is the funniest thing! And the tramp stamp just kills me.
Thanks for the laugh!
Jodis last blog post..Doing well
I have included others but I haven’t gotten over the whole Johnny Depp crush – in Chocolate – whew! That is one hot dude! But you never forget your first (Sean Cassidy – Joe Hardy anyone?) Don’t listen to your mother Maddie! Matt Lauer would leave his wife in an instant for you:)
Mary Beths last blog post..GLOOMY GUS GOES TO THE MOVIES
Ha. That’s funny.
Zandors last blog post..Today.
Tramp stamp! ROFLMAO! Hey – if she watches Survivor with you watch out because she might get a Tramp Stamp for some HAWWTIE on there.
Maddie cracks me up but she’ll have to wait in line for Matt because preTzel has had a crush on Matt since he first started the news on there. (Hey, that’s aging me!)
preTzels last blog post..preTzel’s Great Adventure.
Ahhh I love it… especially the pic of her looking at him at the beach, just adorable.
At least she hasn’t started wearing a thong to show off that tramp stamp! Yet!
First time I read it, I was laying with my head on hubby’s lap. Second time, after Little Miss went to bed, I shared with hubby. We laughed and laughed and laughed.
You guys are a hoot!
That’s AWESOME. And I kind of have a thing for Matt Lauer too.
OMG, so funny. I don’t blame her, though. I totally used to crush on Matt Lauer.
Zellmers last blog post..Scary school bus
OH my god you are too funny! She gets cuter by the minute.
Kristins last blog post..Treasures
Holy crap, Chad Allen is gay?? There goes one childhood dream.
Caras last blog post..In the Land of Nuts Aplenty
What a cutie!! Your sense of humor is AWESOME!!
Too funny. I have a baby Madeline (Maddie) too (nearly 7 months old). She hasn’t yet discovered Matt Lauer, but she does love Dancing with the Stars and American Idol.
Cate O’Malleys last blog post..Writing Here, There and Everywhere
Oh lord, can you get turned into CPS for tramp stamping your own child?
Bonnies last blog post..I’m back in!
Too freaking funny.
I hear he has a kid about her age, maybe she should look him up?
Issas last blog post..Happy birthday babe
Your baby has the most amazing expressions! What a sneak going off to get that tattoo w/out your permission!
Jennifers last blog post..World’s Friendliest Chicken! Fx4
That picture of Maddie ashamed. With the ML in his skivvies. I will still be laughing tomorrow.
I think maybe they should start offering tattoing in the newborn nursery. I mean while you are there…
Like I said before, Madeline is one heck of a cutie. If she grows tired of Matt, maybe she’d like to meet up with my boys, Ethan and Aidan or both Eden, as I often call them when I screaming like a banchee from the kitchen to their room on the third floor. They aren’t famous, but they have a penchant for tattoos, and they won’t be like 80 when Maddie is ready to date in say five years.
OMG-that is HILARIOUS!!! How DO you get those expressions from her??? She is the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen!!!!
Oh, the pictures and the expressions you captured were priceless. I’m very happy to see that you got your blog back after the panic of last night.
Mauras last blog post..Does Anybody Do It Better?
Holy god this is funny.
Punk Rock Dads last blog post..Have You Seen My….
I don’t know who this man is, but he’s one lucky guy – that kid is awesome!
LMAO!!!!! THANK YOU!!
mommybootcamps last blog post..Joys of Motherhood
First the tattoos, then the piercings! This one is going to give you trouble!
So funny!!!!
Danielles last blog post..Some Photos
At least it’s not Dr. Phil.
moosh in indy.s last blog post..Big House of Pain.
This is HILARIOUS! Keep this girl away from my man Letterman!!
sheasys last blog post..Move Fast Like a Bunny
Oh my god! this is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read! I love you guys! Matt and I are dying laughing!
A tramp stamp AND super low-rise diapers? You need to keep an eye on that girl.
Hysterical…absolutely hysterical.
Insta-moms last blog post..Through my son’s eyes
Back off, little one! He’s mine!
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I love seeing people use Firefox. And her crush could be worse. What kind of hell would you be in if she responded to Vin Diesel? I shudder at the thought.
Joes last blog post..I was robbed yesterday!
OH MY GOD THE SECOND PICTURE!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
Ys last blog post..This post is kind of like that song "Amazing Grace" in that it once was lost but now is found.
OMG, your daughter is a knockout. Those eye lashes, I liked my own but I LOVE hers. Maddies tramp stamp looks great. Who does her ink? LOL. LOVE your blog as well as your husbands.
Kids these days.
My daughters better be at least ten before they get their first tramp stamps.
I know you’ve heard this a million times? But, your baby? IS INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS.
maggie, dammits last blog post..New Design, Take Two
Oh, so funny. I love the tat.
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Let’s just see how many hits you get from people googling “matt lauer tramp stamp”. It’s going to be tons.
Backpacking Dads last blog post..It was an honour just to be nominated
Hey we had the same kid crushes! The 80s were terrific weren’t they?
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That is so great! Love the tramp stamp!
Connies last blog post..Super Yummy Donuts!
This just made me laugh out loud! Those photos are priceless. Her look of being “caught in the act” is too much.
On another note – I forgot about Chad Allen. My first crush was Henry Thomas when he played Eliot in ET. I still think he’s pretty hot and would have picked him over Leo in Gangs of New York. I’m even willing to look past those giant ears.
Too funny! What a great read to start my week
Zs last blog post..Beep Beep Beep
you had me at Chad Allen. i was OBSESSED.
alis last blog post..HELP. i promise i’m not sporting shiners.
I had the hugest crush on Chad Allen. He is still darling.
Her face, her expressions. Oh my word. She is just too cute!
Rachels last blog post..I Don’t Like Ike
Oh my holy hell, that is the funniest thing I have seen!
My favorite is the shocked face when you found her looking at bare-chested Matt! They grow up so fast!
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This is frakkin’ hilarious!
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This is amazingly funny. LOVE IT!
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Her expressions… so funny! Saw the link on Twitter.
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That has to be about the CUTEST baby I’ve ever seen. Her expressions are priceless. This was a great read. Thanks for making me laugh on what would have otherwise been a very boring day.
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omfg I LOVE YOU!
That is hilarious and her expressions play into the story perfectly!
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Tramp stamp for Matt Lauer. Funniest thing on the interwebs I’ve seen all day.
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