When I moved in with Mike, he had a fridge that I’m pretty sure was from the 1950s. It was…not pretty. But beyond the looks, it was an awful fridge. It froze over all the time. We would have to defrost the entire thing at least once a week. We did this for YEARS. And finally I said, ENOUGH OMG I CANNOT LOSE ONE MORE GALLON OF ICE CREAM!

Then the opportunity came along for us to get a new refrigerator from Sears and Kenmore. It is shiny. Meet Freeman the Fridge. I named it Freeman, because it is distinguished like the actor Morgan Freeman.


It doesn’t freeze over, so my ice cream is in perfect condition. This makes me hug it.


It has a special spot JUST for Mike’s Diet Cokes.


This is me proposing to it.


So I know you’re like, yeah, yeah, The Spohrs got a fridge, WHAT DO I GET? Well, You’re in luck.

Sears just introduced a whole bunch of amazing new small appliances for the kitchen, stuff that I’m kind of drooling over (especially if I baked).

Just go to their Facebook page, then come back here and leave a comment telling me which appliance you want to win, and what you would name said appliance. Yes, I am requiring you to name an inanimate object. Everyone needs to use their imagination at least once a day.

If random.org picks you? You get that appliance. It’s pretty stinking awesome.

Contest closes on Thursday at midnight pacific time. Winner will be announced Friday-ish. Sorry non-Americans, this one is only for US Citizens. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.

Sears and Kenmore provided me with this fridge, which I will be paying taxes on. All opinions are my own. Disclosure for the win! That’s right, FTC!

And the winner is…number 1302, Jennifer!