Yesterday I ate lunch at a local strip mall, and as I headed to my car I noticed it had a magic shop! This excited me because, as a boy, I went through a woefully nerdy period when I was into magic tricks and silly gags. Intrigued, I stepped into the magic shop to see if I could find something to entertain Annie with. I was immediately greeted by a theatrical clerk with a handlebar mustache who tried to sell me a number of cool tricks and gags. Unfortunately, they were all a bit advanced for Annie to appreciate, but just as I was about to leave, I spotted something she most definitely would dig.

Annie was stunned at first, but later she found it hilarious. If she doesn’t watch it she is going to be just as nerdy as her old man.