Not long after we got our new couch, we got a new rug (finally getting rid of the stuff we had in college, woo!) Along with the rule of not eating on the couch, there is also the rule of no drinking on the couch. I didn’t realize I would have to also make a rule about no eating or drinking on the new rug. Unfortunately, my lack of explicit instruction came at a high price.

Spillage. On. My. Rug.

I was angry and spinning wildly out of control. I needed to find the culprit so they could be reprimanded. But who? WHO SPILLED?!

Everyone is so grounded.