Annabel and Mike have the stomach bug now, so James and I got in the car and drove far, far away.

Okay, I just drove him to preschool. Then I got 5,000 pounds of bleach to clean my house (I thought setting the house on fire would be an easier way to get rid of all the germs, but Mike said no).

This stomach bug is the WORST and I have done so much laundry and wiping and scrubbing and OMG SAVE US.