Hello,

Have you seen my post? You know, the one I was up until one in the morning writing? Because it is now gone. It was last seen getting into a van with a swarthy looking man outside of 7-11. Any tips as to its whereabouts would be appreciated. Please review the photo of of my lost post on the back of your milk carton so you may be able to help.

Sigh.

I will try to re-write it.