My mother hails from San Diego, so growing up we used to schlep down from the San Francisco Bay Area at least once a month to hang out with her extended family. Back then it was incredible – my grandparents shared stories of growing up in Portugal, my uncle talked about World War II (when pressed to do so), and there were dozens of aunts, uncles, and cousins to visit with. To give you an idea of the fun characters we got to hang out with back then, let me tell you about my cousin Scott. In addition to driving a car with the words “LOSER CRUISER” emblazoned on its side, he also had a bevy of tattoos including the following NSFW gems:
1. The word “Kiss” on one butt cheek and “This” on the other.
2. A chicken with a noose around his neck on his calf – he said it was the cock that hung below his knee.
3. And, to prove he didn’t do anything half-assed, he actually tattooed some crabs onto his penis. These never failed to amuse the new ladies that came into his life.
He also had some cute tattoos…like a bag of Fritos on his shoulder (you know, the “chips” on his shoulder). As you can see Scott was pretty awesome. The comedy tattoo is a rare, dying art form.
Anyway, I bring all this up because many years have since passed, and the majority of my San Diego relatives have either died or moved out of San Diego. This is pretty sad, but on a happier note, my terrific Aunt Ruthie still lives there, and last weekend we took Annabel to meet her!
Ruthie was very taken with Annabel and said she looked like a cross between Heather and my mom as a baby. (I’m not sure what Heather made of this exactly.)
On a side note, Ruthie doesn’t live in the same house we used to visit her in when I was kid because she recently sold it and moved back into a home she had rented out since I was three. Anyway, I bring this up because I hadn’t been in her current home since I was around two, and upon looking into the backyard I immediately had a memory as clear as day of being with my entire extended family by the pool. It was pretty amazing to remember something from so long ago, but neat to be back with my extended family again – if only for a second.
My memory isn’t perfect though…as I stood in Ruthie’s kitchen she told something I had forgotten about.
“We had a mouse loose in our house once when you were over,” Ruthie began. “So we set out a mouse trap, and when no one was looking you went to grab the cheese and the trap snapped down on your hand!”
My eyes bulged as I imagined the cartoon like image of my hand stuck in a mouse trap. Funny my mom NEVER MENTIONED that anecdote!
In the end it was great to see Ruthie and introduce her to Annabel. The fun times of yesteryear may fade into the past, our loved ones may leave this earth, but at least we can carry the memories of happier times with us, and share them with the loved ones we have left, like Ruthie and her great niece Annabel.
Alison says:
I love that your Aunt told you that tid bit, something you didn’t recall. How sweet.
It’s great that Annie gets to meet an older relative. I say it like that because, some of us (me), our parents were.. uh, mistakes.. and born to their parents in their late 40’s, so my grandparents aren’t around to see my own children. I am glad Annie will have this picture of her and her Great Aunt.
Em says:
Obscene tattoos…..argh!
Every time they’re mentioned, I think of my husband (suit and tie kind of guy, doesn’t ever get dirty, not someone you’d expect to get tattoos, piercings, etc.)
Without my knowledge, he went out and got a tattoo. You know what he got?
It says “F**K OFF!” (only it’s spelled out; I added the stars for family friendliness! LOL).
It’s on the inside of his bottom lip (literally inside his mouth); when he pulls his lip down, you can read it.
He thought it was funny. At first I was pissed — that’s PERMANENT! Now it’s kind of funny, especially because it’s just so **not** him! Thank goodness it’s not outwardly visible and he never “uses” it (that I know of!)
Yeah. Mr.-suit-and-tie, unlikely-to-have-body-art/piercings finally got his first tattoo at age 36 and it says “F**K OFF!”
Yep. *shrug*
I have to make sure he doesn’t read your post — I suspect he’d like the idea of the crabs tattoo! (That **is** pretty darn funny! But I don’t want him getting any more nutty ideas! *LOL*)
-Em
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katrina says:
Every family needs a cousin Scott
That’s a precious photos with Annie and Aunt Ruthie.
I wonder why your mom never mentioned that you got your fingers caught in a mousetrap? That’s something that no mother would forget. I’m thinking she was on Mike duty that day and dropped the ball.
Hmmm. What else is she not telling you? You need to visit Aunt Ruthie more often to get the true scoop.
Babbalou says:
Wow Mike, I had no idea men could (or would) tattoo their private areas. Ouch!
Lisa says:
Aunts are great for sharing little tidbits that moms like to leave out That must have really hurt, probably a good thing you don’t remember it.
I’m glad you had a chance to go back and visit your aunt and relive those fun times from your childhood.
devon says:
What ever happened to cousin Scott? Sounds like a cool dude.
amourningmom says:
So glad that Aunt Ruthie got to meet Annie and that the mice are gone. Thank you for sharing.
Kelly says:
You are so right about the lack of humerous tattoos. We have a friend who is a tattoo artist, who has a squirel tattooed climbing up his leg. You know, so the squirel can “chase the nuts.”
Heather says:
I’m so glad my kids were able to meet my grandmothers. I just wish my grandfathers had lived long enough to meet them.
Last summer my great aunt (my girl’s great-great aunt) passed away at 104. I feel so lucky that they were able to meet her, even if they won’t remember when they’re older.
Rebecca says:
My uncle just passed away and I’ve been thinking of all the good times. Memories……..lots of great memories.
Glenda says:
Great memories…. I love going back in time…
Love the picture of Annie with Ruth!
Em says:
This is one of my favorite posts on this blog! Love the obscene tattoos story!
amanda says:
Wow – those are some pretty spectacular tattoos that your cousin got. Woah.
That mousetrap story is awful!
Meg says:
Sounds like a really fun day — and lordy, the tattoos! I think everyone has a relative like that . . . a tad creative, a tad eccentric. Well, maybe “creative” is a loose term.
Kristi J says:
One of the guys I work with has a plaid shirt pocket tattoo’d to his chest…right where an actual pocket would be….it was pretty funny!
Rachel says:
Oh, the tattoos I’ve seen when I worked at a hospital. My innocent 18 year old eyes grew up a lot in those 2 years. And it wasn’t because of the sponge baths.
Krista says:
Great stories, drawback to smaller families is that people don’t have those huge, crazy get-togethers like I remember from my childhood, too.
Every family needs an Uncle Scott. The crabs tattooed on his junk is a total prizewinner, though. I had an uncle we all called Flash, for reasons I did not understand as a child.
Jess says:
I think that’s really sweet.
I also think my dad should be grateful none of my four tattoos are “kiss this” on my butt checks or anything like your cousin. LOL!
Ray says:
Wow, your cousin Scott was quite a character! =D It must have made for some interesting family visits. I love hearing about your families. It’s all so fascinating. And it’s wonderful that you and Annabel got to catch up with (great) aunt Ruthie. =o)
Funny story about the mouse trap! You’d think that kind of thing could only happen in the movies. =P
Summer C says:
I got my hand stuck in a mouse trap when I was 3. I immediately screamed “I’ve been shot! I’ve been shot!”
Lindsay G says:
Haha that reminds me of an uncle who had two roosters facing each other on each butt cheek. When he squeezed his butt together then pecked each other and had a “cock fight.”