I totally woke up this morning with the intention of writing the post to end all posts. You were going to be LOLing at my hilarious stories, swooning at adorable photos of Maddie, and itching to write a comment telling me how great I am. Shoot…I was even going to post a video of myself doing back flips on a trampoline WITHOUT having to cover my eyes in the process! (Confused? Check out this.) Unfortunately, a post for the time capsule is not going to happen today because I am sick – big time – and sinus headaches and chest congestion don’t exactly inspire wacky posts of gold. In fact, they make you write poorly…as proven by this paragraph.
To make matters worse lil’ Madeline is sick too. Thankfully this isn’t the kind of sickness that will land her back in the hospital again, as I took Le Bebe to her doctor yesterday and was told that Maddie’s oxygen levels were still very good. The bad news, however, is that she is coughing and crying throughout much of the day. This, as you can imagine, has made caring for her miserable. It’s one thing to be caring for a happy, smiling baby when you’re sick, but to be sick and caring for a baby as unhappy as you ranks somewhere near a trip to the DMV with a toothache. It’s also another reason why being a stay at home parent is way harder than most people think. As opposed to other jobs you can never call in sick no matter how sick.
Nevertheless, I managed to get through the day because, whenever I thought I was going to crack, I had this sad little face staring up at me:
Anyway, Heather will be home soon (she had to work late, of course), and I will go lay down. If all goes well I will be up and at ’em soon and typing up that kick-ass post.
Do any of you have a good story about caring for a child while sick?
Ms. Moon says:
Really. What you’re doing- staying home with a child- is the hardest job in the world. That’s not a cliche. It’s the damn truth.
When my first child was a less than a week old, my then-husband had to go off to tour as a musician in far-away states. I was completely alone with my baby (and I was all of twenty-one years old) and I got some horrible stomach virus. I could barely drag myself to the bathroom and I had this tiny, new baby to take care of at the same time. It was fairly awful. I seem to remember putting him on a towel on the bath mat while I…
well, it was a bad stomach virus.
Anyway, we both survived.
You will too.
But get some help if you possibly can.
On a side-note: How do you manage not to nibble that beautiful child’s lips completely off her face?
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Maria says:
The first time Simon got sick–just a yucky head cold–my husband was on a business trip to Europe. S wouldn’t sleep. Wouldn’t sleep. Wouldn’t sleep. He was four months old.
The swing ended up saving my sanity, but I felt like a majorly bad mom letting him sleep in it. What I ended up doing was leaving it on super low right in front of the couch while I slept on the couch with him swinging like two inches from my face. It was worth the sleep we both got.
My favorite sick-S story is from a random bout of not-even-that-sick he had. George got him out of the crib–this was just a few months ago–and instead of running straight to “go play with toys?” he whined and wanted to cuddle. So George stuck him in bed with me and he prompty puked all over my face and in my mouth. Awesome.
Now go get some sleep, daddy-o.
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Black Hockey Jesus says:
Dude remember when Jordan had the flu and won like 3 NBA Finals?
Jackson barfed on me at the airport in Minneapolis. O thank you Jackson. Just 2 more layovers till I can change out of your regurgitated ice cream.
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Kellee says:
This isn’t quite the same thing, but I love to tease my sister about it so I will repeat it again. I ended up taking care of my sister while our mother was sick. She had a horrible bladder/kidney infection and ended up in the hospital for several days. I was around 12 at the time, and my sister was around 1. Between working and helping my mother, my dad ended up being gone a lot, so it really was just the two of us a lot of the time. Which was fine, I was more than capable of caring for her, and typically we did well. So one day, she had been down for a nap, and when I heard her moving around I went in there to get her out of her crib. Apparantly, she hadn’t just woken up. Judging by the room, she had been up for a while, and had been a little sick herself. What I walked in to find was poop. Everywhere. Literally everywhere. It was like a thin candy shell coating all over everything within arms reach of this kid, only it certainly wasn’t candy. She had smeared it so thin that it had dried almost immediately. It was all over her sheets, all over her, all over every square inch of the frame of her bed that she could reach. On the blinds that she was able to reach through the bars of her bed. Anything at all that her fingers could touch was covered in crap. It was disgusting. I still give her shit (Pardon the pun) about it to this day, 15 years later. I will never forget cleaning that mess up. I’m just happy that I don’t have a sense of smell!
Klizb says:
When my daughter was 2, she had to have her tonsils and adenoids removed plus have tubes put in her ears. Of course, the best time to schedule this was the day after I finished a marahthon work weekend (38 hours in 3 days). We arrived home from the hospital, with miserable toddler in tow, to find that our cable was out. By this time, I was a bit edgy myself, due in no small part to the fact that Em would not even let me put her down for ONE SECOND, resulting in calls of nature being answered one handed with her on my lap (thank God she was small for her age). I promptly called the cable company, and was told that they could send someone out to look at it as early as Wednesday – A FULL TWO DAYS AWAY!! Our conversation quickly took a turn for the worse…
Me: WEDNESDAY!?!?!?! That is the soonest you can send someone?
“Customer Service”: Well, yes, our service calls are a little backed up right now, and that is the soonest I can get you worked in the schedule at all. If there are any repairs needed, they will probably have to come back another day to complete them.
Me: I don’t think you understand. I just came home from the hospital with a miserable two year old fresh from surgery, starting to cry because she can’t watch cartoons! (child can be heard whimpering hoarsely and crying piteously in my arms, inches from the phone). All she wants is the Disney channel, and you are telling me she can’t have it?!?!
“Customer Service”: Umm…welll…the schedule…uhhh….hmmm
Me: Would YOU like to explain to her why she can’t watch cartoons?!?! If you speak a little louder, she can hear you.
“Customer Service”: (silence)
Me: Well!?!?!?
“Customer Service”: Ummm…one moment please.
I will spare you the rest of the conversation…the end result was that the mommy beat the crap out of the cable company via the phone (as politely as possibly, mind you). The repair supervisor was at my door less than 20 minutes later, deeply apologetic (especially after discovering that one of his crack technicians had mistakenly turned off our cable that morning, instead of the cable for our neighbors, who had moved out the week before…) and wishing our little girl a speedy recovery.
cindy w says:
Sick baby and sick parent story: this past December, my husband, baby and myself were all flattened by a really vicious case of the flu. To make matters worse, my in-laws were visiting for Christmas. (I used to bitch that my MIL was nuts, but I know better after reading your blog; now I just say she’s eccentric.) She and her boyfriend hung out in my living room drinking themselves to oblivion every day & night, and never once offering to take the sick baby off of me or Dave to give us a break. Argh. NOT a happy memory.
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Mary Beth says:
On a good note, she has some of the most GORGEOUS eyes I’ve ever seen.
No kids but I have a sick child story from when I was teaching. My kindergarteners were part of the Nativity Story at Christmas (Catholic School) and we came on last. The last child, one of the shephards, made it to the stage where the rest of the school was already standing and proceded to throw up all over the stage, the orchestra pit, everything! Show stopper like you wouldn’t believe:)
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Amy says:
Last year, the first day of 1st grade for my youngest, she threw up ALL OVER her desk, herself, and the two kids on either side of her. Took her to the car to take her home and she threw up all over my car too. What a way to start the 1st grade eh??
I hope the two of you get better soon!
Christy says:
Well, I don’t have any particular story, but I can commiserate a little. Paid sick days would be brilliant…ANY paid days would be great too. I know, I know, we will get our reward when our kids have grown up to be well-adjusted geniuses because they got so much undivided attention. Until then , I guess we have to suffer through the days we wish we could call in sick (or take a mental health day!) But all in all, it’s worth it. Hope you guys feel better soon!
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Rock and Roll Mama says:
Mine all involve all three children puking while I try not to puke, usually failing miserably. They have a 6th sense for my husband leaving town, often triggering a bout of the nasties.
I consider a child reaching the age of hitting a bowl to be one of life’s more important markers. And a personal favorite.
Hope you feel better soon!
Leslie says:
A week after my youngest was born my husband came down with a really nasty stomach bug. He started feeling queasy in the middle of the night, but had to get up early the next morning to drive his parents to the airport. They left around 6 a.m., and when he walked in the door four hours later, he was white as a sheet. He had to pull over three times on the drive home to puke on the side of the interstate. I wasn’t doing so hot myself because I had lost a lot of blood during my baby’s delivery and was still very weak, but I bansished my husband to the guest room so the kids wouldn’t catch his bug. I spent the entire weekend taking care of my newborn and my 2- yr- old all by myself. Oh yeah, it was Easter weekend too so my oldest missed out on his easter egg hunt and his easter basket!
Hope you and Maddie feel better soon – it’s no fun at all being sick.
BTW – if you think your writing in this post is bad then you must think my writing sucks!!
Leslies last blog post..Do you Believe?
Worker Mommy says:
OMG, those eyes! So stories about caring for kids while sick…hmm can’t think of any. I rarely get sick anymore. And all though it sounds completly crazy I wish that I would if only to get outta of work…for even a day. *sigh*
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Beth - total mom haircut says:
It’s true – the best you can hope for as far as a sick day is that you get so violently ill that your significant other is forced to stay home, which is usually highly unlikely. It’s weird how we can kick in though when our children are sick as well. I remember once my two year old got a stomach bug when I was pregnant with our second and having EXTREME and CONSTANT nausea, and yet I held it all together for the duration of his illness for about 3 days (and then was back with my head in the toilet the moment he was well).
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standing still says:
Vomiting flu while still trying to nurse a 4 month old premature baby, who you are sure you will starve because you’re not taking in any fluids, and dude, they dry up with you don’t take anything in. Yea, no sick leave. Welcome to the posse.
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