The first thing I ask Annie when she wakes up in the morning is “Food?” She always responds with an enthusiastic “YES,” so I take her into the kitchen, put her in her high chair, and make a suggestion such as “Eggs?” She then shouts another enthusiastic “YES!”
Once I place Annie’s food on her tray I ask, “Elmo Abby?” and she again responds “YES!” I then pour milk into her sippy cup (which has Elmo and Abby Cadabby on the side) and hand it to her. As you can see, we have our breakfast routine down pretty well – so well, in fact, that Annie decided that it was time to return the favor.
It happened yesterday when Annie ran up to me out of the blue and asked, “Food?” Curious where she was going with this, I responded with an Annie-esque “YES!”
“Okay, Daddy,” Annie said as she grabbed my hand. “Come on!”
She dragged me over to the playhouse she got on Christmas morning and ordered me to sit at the bar. She then went inside and asked, “Eggs?” I did my best to keep a straight face as I responded with another “YES,” then watched her pretend to cook on the plastic stove.
After a few seconds she set a plate of imaginary eggs in front of me and asked, “Coffee?” I just about spit out my imaginary eggs. Heather is the one who drinks coffee in the morning – I am a Diet Coke kind of guy – but I was nonetheless startled (and impressed) that she knew to offer me an adult drink and not “Elmo Abby.”
When I finished eating Annie invited me inside her house. The square footage reminded me of Heather’s old apartment in New York:
While I was in there Annie did what a lot of women do when they have their dad over – ask me to fix something. She pointed at the cabinet under the sink and said, “Open?”
The cabinet, of course, is just decoration, but since we were having so much fun imagining I told her, “It’s locked.” She thought hard on this before asking, “Whassin’ dere?”
I finally had to laugh. Her question was the kind of surreal, imaginative, and totally “kid” thinking that we all eventually have drummed out of us. That, unfortunately, will happen soon enough, but until it does I will play along and enjoy her amazing little imagination.
Becca Masters says:
How utterly awesome!!!
Jenn says:
Mike….I have to say it….ANNIE IS AMAZING!!! I still cannot believe this kid is NOT even 2 each!!! WTH??? Most kids at that age are picking their noses….but not your & Heather’s kid….She’s too busy offering you COFFEE!!!! Ha ha ha I’m NOT for 1 second surprised by her extrodinary imagination considering her genetic pool (yourself & Heather are amazing).
HANG on T-I-G-H-T Daddy cuz I think little Miss. Annie is gonna take you on quite the ride!!!!
Michelle in MO says:
This is hands down the best blog entry I’ve ever read on the entire internets in 15 years! You win the prize for 2nd best dad ever. Sorry, mine wins 1st from me. Had I owned a little playhouse, he would have sat in it (as best he could) with me too. He probably still would, if either of us could get on the floor and get back up again. We are 40 and 62 now.
Jana says:
I agree! Best ever! I would have loved to have had a dad like you and Annie and I’m glad you both do!
Jessi @ Quirky Cookery says:
Lmao! It’s so awesome that she thought to offer you coffee.
Sue says:
I, too, am absolutely amazed at Annie. Smart doesn’t even begin to describe her! She’s got her Mommy and Daddy to thank for that! What a doll baby!
DefendUSA says:
The imaginary play is something I really miss…And you look adorable!
Lori says:
Great story!
Lisa W says:
Yall are such AMAZING parents!!! And Annie is such a sweetie pie!
Shan says:
Lol, how cute!
Bria says:
So cute and sweet! My son got a kitchen from my mom for Christmas but he has yet to offer to make me anything.
Aunt to Another Maddy says:
Yes, what IS in that cabinet??
Mrs Catch says:
That’s so gorgeous. Annie makes me laugh so much too.
Suzanne says:
Why is it that kids always notice the things that can’t be opened or removed?? LOL.
Annie is getting SO big! Seems like it just happens overnight, doesn’t it?
Heidi T says:
My son did something similar the week he turned 2. He was cooking in his play kitchen and cooking us food and then came over to me with a cup and said “Cinnmin Dolce Latte”. That is when I knew my starbucks runs were being noted.
Kris says:
That “COFFEE” killed me. So cute.
lisaj says:
As a mom of a two year old, I have to say that I am loving this age!. The “mine!!!” and the “No!!!” are a bit challenging, but the other side of it is so stinkin’ cute.
I wish we lived next door to you Spohrs…Saeryn and Annie are so much alike it is scary, and I know they would be great buddies.
Jana says:
What a beautiful post from such an awesome dad! You truly are the kind of father all girls should have.
Glam-O-Mommy says:
Love it!
Pattie says:
I love everything about this post, especially Annie’s hostess skills. And we also have that Abby/Elmo sippy cup. It’s the one Coraline picked out for herself recently.
Melli says:
Sweet story
AmazingGreis says:
She is too smart!
Glenda says:
How cute!!! she mimicked you to the T! and then some with the coffee LOL… sooo smart… she knows adult beverages too… wow! enjoy those little precious moments…
C.C. says:
I’ve read your blog for a long time and never commented before. I read this post, and laughed out loud at my desk. So funny. Especially the line “I almost spit out my imaginary eggs.”
Gabby says:
This is great! As she gets older, she reminds me more and more of my 4-year-old neighbor. I used to spend a lot of time with her when she was Annie’s age and the cuteness sometimes got overwhelming. I am sad, however, that the cabinet does not open. lol
Lisa says:
I love this post, especially her drink choice, and your comment “It’s locked.” Genius. Thanks for one last laugh for the day.
Veronika says:
That is such a sweet story! I love how the square footage of her house reminds you of Heather’s apartment. That actually made me laugh out loud. She is precious! Thank you for sharing your morning.
Noelle says:
I didn’t have a dad around when I was growing up so I never got to share these moments with my own father. I absolutely LOVE that my husband will get on the floor and play “imagination stories” with our daughter. He’s instilled an immeasureable love of imaginative play and creativity in her. She turned 7 yesterday and it’s extraordinary what her little brain comes up with! I love that you BOTH do that with Annie (I’m more care and maintenance than entertainment Keep it up, Mike and Heather, you have a phenomenal little thinker on your hands and you’ll be amazed at her sweet creativity as she is more and more able to express herself!