How To Ruin Your Diet In Six Easy Steps

by Heather on April 5, 2009

in Heather,stuff better left unsaid,trying not to be wordy

1. Enter a contest for free ice cream. WIN said contest.

coupons

2. Convince your awesome husband to go to the grocery store to redeem the coupons.

Mike goes to the store

3. REJOICE when the ice cream is delivered by awesome husband!

ice cream bounty

4. Scoff at things like “serving suggestions” and “nutritional information.”

nutritional information

5. Scoop a bowl of delicious, delicious ice cream.

full bowl

6. Finish the ice cream in as few bites as possible. Clean the bowl.

lick bowl

What? How do YOU clean YOUR bowls?

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{ 16 comments }

1 Anna Marie Hinnant April 6, 2009 at 5:28 am

I TOTALLY lick the bowl clean (while hiding in the closet from my husband and children. I’m not big on sharing.)

2 Christine April 6, 2009 at 6:54 am

i am stalking you and omg that ice cream looks so GOOD. GIMMIE

3 Andrea's Sweet Life April 6, 2009 at 6:54 am

*gasp* I, too, am a bowl licker. But only ceramic bowls – there’s something just inherently disgusting about licking plastic bowls. I will not stoop so low.

Look at Mike! Aw, I miss him. Probably not as much as you missed him while waiting for your ice cream, but still.

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4 Jen in Maryland April 6, 2009 at 7:42 am

Why bother with a bowl when you can eat directly from the container?? I mean, really? It’s not like I’m sharing with my hubby or kids :-) They make those pint containers for a reason – to be selfish!

BTW, how was the ice cream?? Looks delish!

5 maya April 6, 2009 at 8:08 am

in a nutshell- that last picture best describes exactly why we are friends.

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6 Amy April 6, 2009 at 9:13 am

Pistachio ice cream straight from the carton-we don’t have fancy “bowls” at our house. Well, maybe we do but would rather not limit the amount and take the time. Ice cream is not often allowed at our house.

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7 Becky April 6, 2009 at 9:57 am

Well, in a fit of passive-aggressive rage, when I was in college, I licked my roommates’ bowl clean. She was a bitch, in my defense.

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8 ali April 6, 2009 at 10:03 am

you ALMOST make me want to eat ice cream.
and as a non-ice cream eater…that’s one hell of a compliment ;)

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9 Yvonne April 6, 2009 at 11:07 am

Ok – how does the Brown Sugar Flavor taste??/ I’m intrigued!! Is it overly sweet or should I go out and get it??

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10 rachel-asouthernfairytale April 6, 2009 at 11:25 am

YUM!!!

Yep, that is a wonderful way to blow your diet! YAY!
I didn’t know there was a way other than licking a bowl to clean it.. huh.

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11 Domestic Extraordinaire April 6, 2009 at 11:53 am

I keep hearing great things of the brown sugar ice cream-I think I need to see if I can obtain some of that ’round here.

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12 CC April 6, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Mmm, that reminds me, I need to get me some ice cream. I’ve been craving Mango flavor for a while.

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13 Anissa@Hope4Peyton April 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm

I totally respect you for using a bowl at all…me + spoon + ice cream container = instant LOVE!

Is that coffee NOT the best?

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14 Ms. Moon April 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm

Excuse me. Why would we have tongues if not for licking bowls?
Oh wait. There are other reasons.
But perhaps not as good.

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15 Amazing Greis April 7, 2009 at 5:49 am

Wow, so I’ve never seen that ice cream here in my parts, but the BROWN SUGAR variety sounds, and looks, pretty scrumptious!! I am a total ice cream addict, which definitely doesn’t help when I’m dieting. LOL :) I take it from the bowl licking it was pretty good.

Must find Brown Sugar ice cream now.

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16 Marcy October 15, 2009 at 12:13 am

I’ll check this out again.