I’ve reached the weeks of pregnancy that one of Dr. Risky’s nurses calls the “I Can’t” stage: I can’t breathe, I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I keep reminding myself that this is a very quick stage because UGH. I feel like I’m hyperventilating with all the quick, short breaths. Plus, my contractions have changed and become more uncomfortable and cramp-like. I almost went in to L&D a couple nights ago; in fact, I would have if I didn’t already have an appointment scheduled with Dr. Risky for the next day (for the record, Dr. Risky didn’t seem pleased that I’d waited. Oops.).
Because I’m not sleeping or breathing well, I’m pretty tired. Mike couldn’t go to the appointment, so my mom and Annabel drove me. They also walked me into the waiting room, and when it was my turn to go back I gave Annie a kiss goodbye and told my mom to take her on a little walk. Dr. Risky’s nurse said, “Oh, bring them back with you!” I wasn’t expecting that, since, as I’ve mentioned before, Dr. Risky’s office has a strict no-kids policy (they see so many high-risk and oncology patients, it totally makes sense).
I’m pretty sure they made the exception that time because a) the nurse saw Annie and my mom, and I usually don’t ever let them walk me in, b) Annie was sitting quietly (although not exactly…properly)…
and c) because my mom was there to contain Annie should she suddenly become all crazy and get the urge to destroy things. Which I knew she wouldn’t get, but one of the other nurses told me a child had actually destroyed a keyboard! Yikes.
I was happy to show Annie off to the office, since they all helped get her to me safely three years ago. She was perfectly behaved, thank goodness, and was good at answering all their questions (“My name is Annabel and I’m free years old and my birthday’s in Jan-nu-nary.”). Annie was also soooooo excited to meet Dr. Risky, even though I’d explained to her that they’d already met three years ago. But of course, the main event for all of us was the ultrasound. Annie sat on my mom’s lap and held onto my foot while she watched the screen.
Dr. Risky was nice enough to narrate what she was seeing: “There’s his head…it’s nice and big…he’s got hair…”
Annie, whispering: “He’s got hair in there?!?!”
Dr. Risky: “Here’s his chest and heart…four chambers beating, good…and his spine…”
Annie: “I see his little hand! And his mouth! And his ear!”
Dr. Risky: “He’s got a full bladder!”
Annie, laughing: “HE HAS TO GO POTTY!”
The Acrobat is measuring way ahead, at six pounds seven ounces. His largeness may not let me literally breathe easier, but even if that estimate is off (as Maddie’s and Annie’s both were in their final ultrasounds), he’s still approaching a size that will help keep him out of the NICU. I also got a good glance at his little face hiding behind his hand and his umbilical cord, and he looked pretty cute – all chubby cheeks and pouty lips, with an upturned Annie-nose.
Your cheat sheet:
It’s basically the same thing.
Kayla says:
Okay, that cheat sheet was completely hilarious. I was scrolling down, totally expecting to see a crazy doodle drawing, and to see Mike was hysterical! And they already DO like identical – I think, if I’m not mistaken, I can even see that same dramatic widow’s peak of Mike’s that Annie had when she was born! Incredible!!
Also CHEEEEKS! Little dude looks like a chipmunk in there, lol! SOO CUTE!!
And Annie was too cute during the ultrasound – also, I’m impressed that she connected Dr. Risky talking about the bladder to having to pee. Smart little thing, isn’t she? She’s going to make one hell of a big sister!
So excited for your family Heather, as always! Love and best wishes!!
Lauren says:
Wow, that was both hilarious and unexpected – creeped me out a little bit too!
Johanna says:
Agreed!
Jackie says:
Best cheat sheet ever!! Haha
Jannette says:
So funny.
Michelle H says:
That last one was hilarious! I can’t wait to see pics of this bambino! Wishing you the best these last few weeks!
Laura says:
Funniest blog post EVER!! My guess is Mother’s Day, btw
Amy says:
hahaha. best. picture. ever.
Momma Lioness Michele says:
That cheat sheet – AAAHHHH! You are too funny! Hang in there, you are sooo close – I like the Mother’s Day guess by Laura for The Acrobat’s birthday :). I am sending you good thoughts from NY!
Nicole says:
OMG the CHEAT SHEET!!!! I’m snorting at my desk!!! That’s fantastic. *giggle*
Mia says:
hahah I LOVE the cheat sheets!!!! You’re almost there!!
Kathy Shipstad says:
Cheat sheet CRACKED me up! Can’t wait to see pics of your little boy.
A “friend” in Minnesota…
Rachel says:
Lol’d in my cube at work at the cheat sheet! Congrats again.
MG says:
OMG…what a cute baby you have! Too funny.
Chris says:
If I had coffee in my mouth I would have snorted it all over, that picture was too funny. Hang in there, just a little longer. Happy Mother’s Day.
Glenda says:
LOVE the cheat sheet! and glad to hear that Annie behaved! and that Mr. Acrobat is doing well. Happy Mother’s Day to you!!!!
Jessica says:
Bwahahaha! That last picture is priceless! Thanks for the laugh! So glad to hear that your little guy is doing well!
Julia says:
That was hilarious. I’m getting so excited to see this baby too. ‘I Can’t’ wait either xx
Paula says:
He has hair in there??? Annie is too cute and it looks like the Acrobat will be too. The Mike in your womb creeped me out lol! Hang in there.
Al says:
heather – your pic is on buzzfeed! Woes of wearing glasses! you’re so famous!
Auntie_M says:
Love the cheat sheet!!! LOL!!!!!! That was awesome!!
I love that Dr Risky & team let Big Sister & Grandma in for the ultra sound. Annie was adorable holding your toes as she watched & interacted with the doctor!
I’m sorry you’re physically miserable but so excited for how far you’ve come with this pregnancy and so glad that the Acrobat has stayed inside growing for so long! While you feel so many “I Can’ts” think of this huge “I Can” you’ve accomplished!!! Amazing!!!
As others have said, I Can’t wait to meet your little man!!!!
Julie says:
Bless your heart. You look so great though, just all belly! He’ll be here before you know it….
Jeanie says:
I laughed out loud at Mike’s picture. I was just thinking to myself that I can never make heads or tails of those ultrasounds. Then boom! There’s Mike.
Jenn says:
OMG!!! I so was NOT expecting that!!! ha ha ha Too Funny!!! Just like this big sisters, this is one lucky little boy to be born into such a FUN & CREATIVE family!!!!
Almost 35 weeks!!! Won’t be long now…YAHOO!!!!! I guess I should get my gift ready to mail to you guys!!
Marta says:
Loved the photo at the end!
Also, that is so cute that she held your foot and Dr. Risky let her come back to the room!
Carrie says:
I died laughing at the cheat sheet. Thanks!
Janelle says:
The baby kind of looks like a praying mantis…is that normal?
=)
Sarah says:
Oh man, I remember that stage at the end, and I remember that waiting room!!! (weekly ultrasounds last trimester with No Vowels dr). You’re in the home stretch!!! Hang in there, you’re doing awesome, Super Mama!!!