James is such a character. He constantly says the most hilarious things. We often joke, “James, where did you come from?” and he replies, “From Earth!”
I’ve been writing down all the funny things he’s said lately, and I thought I’d share them so you can get a tiny window into this weirdly awesome little boy’s mind.
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About his imaginary adversary (yes, he invented an imaginary bad guy): His house looks like my house! And he has this kitchen! And one thousand Uncle Kyles!
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Me: James, why don’t you have a shirt on?
James: Oh, I’m practicing my muscles. Doing lots of punches and stuff.
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When Mike gets home from work: Mike! You’re home!
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James: Mommy, I heard the rebominable snowman is very scary. I don’t want to meet him.
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Me: James, put the DVD back in its envelope, please.
James: Oh, envelopes, that’s my favorite!
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James, while playing Mario Kart: NO MARIO! I TRUSTED YOU!
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On his cousin, Liam: Is Liam going back to his owners now?
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James: Mommy, remember when I was a baby and you named me James?
Me: Yes, I remember.
James: I liked that.
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Me: James, it’s okay to stop talking sometimes.
James: IF I DON’T TALK I’LL DIE!!!
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James: Mommy, why is there a panda bear face on that sign?
Me: That’s…not a panda.
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Me: How’d you sleep, buddy?
James: I can’t remember if I had good dreams, sad dreams, or okay dreams. I guess we’ll never know.
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While eating chips: Mommy, I need water! My chips got stuck in my neck!
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On Thursday afternoon: Only one more sleep until Fri-yay!
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On his career aspirations: I’m gonna build rollercoasters when I grow up. They’re gonna be SO SCARY. I won’t even ride them.
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Me, to Mike: What time is it?
James: SHOWTIME!
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In a store, after someone knocked over a flower pot: WHOA! She knocked over that flower pot! It broke! I’ve never seen a flower pot break before! YAAAAY!
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About everything: Love my life, love my Schuyler, love my Annabel, love EVERYBODY!
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I love this nutty little boy so much.
Tamara says:
The Panda sign… Lol
Kim says:
That’s so funny! My older son used to randomly shout out “22 pounds” when he was 3 we still have no idea what he was talking about! Our youngest was a talker as well – I would tell him his mouth did not need to say everything his brain was thinking! LOL They are so fun at that age, always entertaining.
Becky says:
And now I can’t unsee the panda bear face?
Becky says:
And now I can’t unsee the panda bear face
Lisa says:
That is totally a panda face ?
Lisa says:
was supposed to be a laughing emoji, not a ? oh well
michelle says:
I can totally see the panda face in the sign!
Melissa says:
Oh James, you had me cracking up! And I totally saw the panda too when I first looked. I had to look again.
Melissa says:
I’m with James. I had to look closer to see what the panda sign was really supposed to be.
Lora says:
The Panda Bear Face sign is the best! I love it, and totally cannot unsee it now.
Heather says:
I’m actually cry-laughing. He’s so funny!
Lynn says:
I’m with James! That’s totally a panda! lol He is hilarious!
Stephanie B. says:
I can’t NOT see the panda face now. Hilarious!!
Toni says:
Oh my! Too funny!
Lee Cockrum says:
I often have the feeling of “If I don’t talk I will die!!!”
Lisa says:
It’s Fri-yay!!!!! So saying this all the time.
AuntieMip says:
“Mike, You’re home!” That one kinda killed me!