1. Enter a contest for free ice cream. WIN said contest.


2. Convince your awesome husband to go to the grocery store to redeem the coupons.

Mike goes to the store

3. REJOICE when the ice cream is delivered by awesome husband!

ice cream bounty

4. Scoff at things like “serving suggestions” and “nutritional information.”

nutritional information

5. Scoop a bowl of delicious, delicious ice cream.

full bowl

6. Finish the ice cream in as few bites as possible. Clean the bowl.

lick bowl

What? How do YOU clean YOUR bowls?