1. Enter a contest for free ice cream. WIN said contest.
2. Convince your awesome husband to go to the grocery store to redeem the coupons.
3. REJOICE when the ice cream is delivered by awesome husband!
4. Scoff at things like “serving suggestions” and “nutritional information.”
5. Scoop a bowl of delicious, delicious ice cream.
6. Finish the ice cream in as few bites as possible. Clean the bowl.
What? How do YOU clean YOUR bowls?