My cold is frying my brain. See, just there I wrote, “My brain is fried good from my cold.” What is that? I need to lay down before my grey matter starts leaking from my ears. Next week I’ll show you one of the most embarrassing photos of me that exists, but for now I leave you with videos of Maddie.

This one is Maddie’s “America’s Got Talent” audition video.

Since Maddie and I are about an hour’s drive from Mike, he has to talk to her on the phone.

I don’t know what he says to her about halfway through the video, but I just got a preview of her teenage years.