Who knew she’d turn into a little contortionist?
Hey, look how bendy I am!

I took that above picture while I screamed, “DON’T DO IT MADDIE!!! DON’T DO IT!!!!

And then she did it. Foot in mouth. *shudder*
I can put my foot in my mouth! Mom, are you gagging?

She’s eight months old today, and she’s already ignoring her mother.