Man, I really love that Britney Spears song, Slave 4 U. I know how that makes me sound, but it’s on the radio right now, it’s not like I’m rocking a Brit CD at work. Okay, I totally would, but I’m not right now. I’m booty shaking! This song is just what I needed after the day I’ve had. First, my bank and my car insurance company worked together to totally screw me. Bastards. Then, one of my co-workers in NYC called me to redo something that wasn’t even my responsibility in the first place. You know, the type of thing an INTERN could do. And it wasn’t even like she was nice about it. She signed her email, “Many thanks for your promptness.” Which is, to me, a sugar-coated way of saying DROP EVERYTHING BECAUSE I AM THE QUEEN. Then, my boss left work early with chest and arm pain. Um, what?! He’s young! If he has a heart attack, I don’t know what I will do. Curl up in a ball under my desk, I think. Because it’s all about me. Well, that heart attack thing isn’t, I’m actually really worried and I haven’t heard from him yet and he left three hours ago and I’m just rambling now trying not to think about it but I’m not succeeding and this is a really long sentence. Okay, I’ll change the subject. First, a super cool and super fabulous person had something very awesome happen to her at work today, but I can’t say more except that YAY! YOU RULE AND ROCK!!! Second, I’m going to the Dodgers/Phillies game tonight! I hope the Dodgers win tonight, that would make it five in a row. Goooooo Dodgers! I need to find out when “Think Blue Week” is. If anyone knows, let me know. OKay, I can’t write anymore, I have to call my boss and find out how he’s doing.