There is a reason why I gave up drinking coffee. It’s because it makes me CRAZY. The caffeine, I mean. I was so addicted to it, and it was really, really hard for me to quit. But today for some reason, I decided that it would be a REALLY good idea to drink six cups of it. One cup was mocha flavored, followed by regular coffee, then three cups of vanilla coffee, ending again with regular. Now my heart is beating as fast as a hummingbird’s wings. I’m all jittery, I can’t sit still, I can’t get comfortable, I can’t keep a thought in my head long enough to finish it. And I have to drive home in 15 minutes! Do I need to go to Caffeine Anonymous? Is this what real drug addicts go through? Seriously, I think my heart is going to beat out of my chest. Don’t get me wrong, though. It feels great! It tasted sooooo good. Some people say that they can taste the difference between regular and diet soda. I can taste the difference between caffeine free and regular. It does not taste the same, people! Do they make a patch for this? I have a problem, and I am not a super hero.