I‘ve been thinking about all the things I want to do in my life. I really wish that I could clone myself so I could do everything. And all theclones would share the experience. You know, because we’d have the same mind and stuff. I know the world needs more of me, but I don’t think it’s ready. Anyway, of course I want to travel and do charity and try to solve the conflict in the Middle East and cure cancer, but there are other things I want to do, too. I want to be the hook singer on rap songs. I could totally do it. I want to learn to knit, so I can have snazzy skull caps for the music videos. I want to be in music videos! I’d also enjoy a career in radio. Although, I cuss too easily for that to be a viable option…maybe when I clone myself, I’ll give that clone a censor or something. And, going back to the knitting thing, maybe I’d get really good at it and then I could start a business. Selling my caps. That I knitted. Or is it knit? What is the past tense? I guess I would have a clone that was devoted to making sure I always used proper grammar and spelled things right. I know you’re thinking I have MS Word for that, but it’s not always right! You know what I love? My Handi Stitch. It’s one of those Seen on TV things. I received one from my mom and dad for Christmas, and it’s come in very handy. I’m short, so I’m constantly needing to hem my pants. You know what? I’ll have a clone that tailors all my clothes. That would be aces. Now, the first thing I need is a cloning machine. Hello, science! Get on that, please!