If you are ever on Facebook, the odds are incredibly small that you haven’t seen a status update or news feed item about Candy Crush. Candy Crush is a match-three game that you can play on Facebook or on your smart phone. And it is crazy-addicting. I started playing it after I saw my friends chatting about it. I spend a lot of time in Doctors’ offices, so I figured a new game to play would be fun. What my friends did NOT tell me is that Candy Crush ruins lives. Okay not really, but it will completely suck your will to live. Potato, potahto.
My name is Heather, and I am addicted to Candy Crush. Here are some signs you might be, too.
1. Your significant other innocently asks you what you’re doing and you immediately snap NOT PLAYING CANDY CRUSH!
Seriously, it’s hard and it needs all of your concentration.
2. You sweat when you walk down the candy aisle at the grocery store.
The candy aisle is so stressful now.
3. You laugh silently whenever someone says they will NEVER connect Candy Crush to Facebook.
12. You finish this list and immediately start playing Candy Crush.