As of this past Sunday, I am thirty-six weeks pregnant. If you’re bad at math (like me) that means I’m nine months along. Want to see what nine months pregnant looks like? That’s the pleasant side view. Then there is the HOLY CRAP head-on view: Mike says that’s the scariest picture ever. Well, PRETEND IT’S [...]

I have reached the part of pregnancy where everything is hard. Walking, breathing, sitting, laying down, sleeping. I’d like to think that maybe floating in a pool would be easy, but then I’d have to take out a loan to buy enough sunscreen to cover my giant belly. Not to mention the effort involved in [...]